Kyle Snark (Parody)

@KyleClark @patriottakes Yet it's still a complete lie (and I'm no fan of Boebert). You have an unhealthy obsession with Republican women. It's either infatuation or misogyny. Either way, it should concern viewers and your wife.

@kyle_snark @coloradodems @9NEWS Krista sticks her brown nose wherever she'll get the most favor.

Colorado's Governor just signed a law placing children on a "conveyor belt" of government & non-profit social interventions from "Cradle to College," inserting state-sponsored NGOs between children and parents. The law further embeds gender ideology into state law, as program grants are exclusively available to orgs with a proven track record of fealty to "gender identity" ideology. The Harlem Children's Zone-an NYC NGO with over $1,000,000,000 in assets-lobbied the Colorado legislature to pass the law. The HCZ-inspired law derives from Obama’s 2008 Promise Neighborhoods Initiative, a program with no track record of success. Geoffrey Canada, the HCZ president paid roughly $1M annually, attended the signing as @GovofCO special guest. HCZ is financially supported by former George Soros partner Stan Druckenmiller. Details in 🧵below

Later this month @SecretaryWright will return home to Colorado to headline a far-right festival hosted by one election denier and featuring several others, including a QAnon promoter. #copolitics coloradotimesrecorder.com/2026/06/trump-…

@KyleClark the focus will be on you tomorrow to see if you keep the same energy that you did for the Republican debate, my guess is you’ll deep throat like you usually do for the Democrats.

Democrats rig elections in Colorado by having only Democrats moderate debates, both primary and general election debates. #copolitics

Colorado didn’t get here by chance. Eight years of one-party Democrat rule made it more expensive to buy a home, raise a family, run a business, and simply get ahead. I’ll start turning that around on Day One. #ItsTime #kirkmeyerforgovernor

Bennett and Weiser both: Want to end Tabor. Want to empty prisons. Will prioritize illegal immigrants. Care about Trump more than. Colorado. #BennettWeiserDebate

@jeffhunt The tone had less to do with @KyleClark & more with the quality of the candidates. The GOP debate had only 1 qualified candidate & 2 bozos who needed to be asked about their weird/untrue statements. The Dem debate had 2 qualified candidates so time was spent on policy.

@kyle_snark If this account ever gets fact-checked by 9News, we’ve officially entered the multiverse.

I watched both @9NEWS governor debates so you don’t have to. And wow. The Republican debate felt like an episode of Law & Order. The Democrat debate felt like a graduate-level public policy class sponsored by NPR and organic coffee. Republicans got questions like: “Let’s discuss every controversial thing you’ve ever said, done, liked, reposted, thought about, or may potentially do sometime before the year 2042.” Democrats got: “Can you elaborate further on your housing affordability framework?” At one point I was waiting for @KyleClark to ask @SenatorBennet and @pweiser whether they preferred sparkling or still water before moving into a discussion on childcare subsidies. Now, to be fair, both Democrats got challenged. Bennet took heat over: • Leaving the Senate • His Trump cabinet votes • Who he’d appoint to replace himself • ICE funding Weiser took heat over: • His lawsuits • His first Trump term record • Campaign donations • Whether he governs through litigation Those are legitimate questions. But here’s what stood out: The Republican debate largely focused on the candidates. The Democrat debate largely focused on governing. Republicans spent much of the night explaining themselves. Democrats spent much of the night explaining policy. One debate was: “Why should voters trust you?” The other was: “Walk us through your implementation strategy.” One felt like a cross-examination. The other felt like a dissertation defense. And before someone says, “Well maybe the Democrats just had better answers…” That’s not the point. The point is the questions weren’t the same. If you’re moderating a governor’s debate, every candidate should be getting grilled on affordability, housing, crime, water, transportation, energy, healthcare, and education. Not one side getting a political root canal while the other gets a policy workshop. The funniest part? The Democrats actually had disagreements worth exploring. TABOR. Labor policy. Healthcare. Business regulations. ICE. Housing. Yet somehow I learned more about Republican personalities from their debate and more about Democrat policies from theirs. Almost like the candidates were being viewed through two entirely different lenses. Weird. Maybe it’s just one of those incredible coincidences. Like government finishing a construction project on time. Or X users reading an article before commenting on it. Or your ex suddenly reaching out because they “just wanted to see how you’re doing.” Totally possible. Anyway, if Colorado voters are going to pick the next governor, maybe everyone should get the same debate format. Crazy idea, I know. #unfilteredpolitics #copolitics

Hmmm …avoiding answering questions. @KyleClark sounds like another candidate for Governor you recently interviewed. Just sayin’

@News9mm I've been meaning to ask you guys, is it true that Matthew Dolloff 2A'ed Lee Keltner with a .40S&W not a 9mm, thus making your whole ghoulish schtick factually inaccurate? I'll wait here while you check. #copolitics