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We are all too good for David Moyes

@Predamame Can charity soldiers still get in?

The US Army is announcing a new master's division of the War in Iran.

@TimeBobby3 @SullaRising @WLMwhitesunite @ItsJuliansRum Be nice, he had a near death experience when his mom took the Plan B that didn’t work

@SullaRising @WLMwhitesunite @ItsJuliansRum No dumbass, you showed the group that represented the kids who wore jean shorts to soccer tryouts as actual US military because your mother drank too much while your ass was burning from whatever abortion cocktail she was trying.

Imagine getting drafted at 41 and your USO show is Mike Huckabee singing about how awesome jews are

@InvertTheWing This is honestly the first good use of Twitter blue I’ve seen

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@Bob_Roche_ @nexta_tv Yes

@nexta_tv LET ME GUESS: It was Trump's fault that Putin wasn't ending the war 6 months ago and now it is also Trump's fault for taking out Putin's friends in Venezuela and Iran and having Putin not end the war.

Putin changed his mind about ending the war Vladimir Putin reportedly considered ending the war in Ukraine and even replacing the chief negotiator with Igor Sechin, according to The New York Times. Before the escalation around Iran, pressure on the Kremlin was growing — the economy was weakening, and кадровые changes were being discussed. But after tensions in the Middle East drove oil prices up, sanctions pressure eased — and interest in negotiations sharply declined.

@BigUncleIce @unusual_whales You’re seeing people with insider information that would be directly from the White House making massive well timed trades and this is your first thought?

@unusual_whales lol. Gal wanted to keep up the lawfare and was likely being bribed by democrats to do it and leak crap like the fake Russian collusion dossier or Ukraine phone call

Margaret Ryan, a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s enforcement director, resigned effective last week after clashing with agency leadership over the direction of investigations, specifically those involving Donald Trump and his family, per YF

@jbendery Another fake Christian in a position of prominence

New: Pete Hegseth’s pastor and close spiritual advisor says he wants Texas Democratic state Rep. James Talarico to die. “We want him crucified with Christ,” Brooks Potteiger said of Talarico, as the podcast host said he prays “that God kills him.” huffpost.com/entry/pete-heg…

@Predamame I had the same thought! It’s gross of them at baseline, but how were they this stupid to think it wouldn’t negatively impact their brand?

When you realize that sponsorships for runners are really just marketing, then it's moronic behavior by UCAN to drop Emma Bates for being pregnant. A significant portion of your audience (women) will deal with being pregnant at some point??? That's the message you want to send??

@rand_longevity @sama Unfortunately for the people that are all in on AI, it cannot cure stupidity

@sama AI is going to cure aging.

AI will help discover new science, such as cures for diseases, which is perhaps the most important way to increase quality of life long-term. AI will also present new threats to society that we have to address. No company can sufficiently mitigate these on their own; we will need a society-wide response to things like novel bio threats, a massive and fast change to the economy, extremely capable models causing complex emergent effects across society, and more. These are the areas the OpenAI Foundation will initially focus on, and in my opinion are some of the most important ones for us to get right. The Foundation will spend at least $1 billion over the next year. @woj_zaremba, co-founder of OpenAI, will transition to Head of AI Resilience. I believe that shifting how the world thinks about safety to include a Resilience-style approach is critical, and I am extremely grateful to Wojciech for taking on this role. Wojciech has been my cofounder for the last decade; anyone who knows him will understand what I mean when I say he is one of a kind. He has a lot of ideas about how we build a new kind of AI safety. @JacobTref is joining as Head of Life Sciences and Curing Diseases. @annaadeola, our VP of Global Impact, will transition to Head of AI for Civil Society and Philanthropy. @robert_kaiden is joining as Chief Financial Officer. @jeffarnold is joining as Director of Operations.

@sama Why not do the whole things that would help society before you focus on taking everyone’s jobs?

@MericanHamster @GovPressOffice You have to use fake photos because everything was better under Biden

@GovPressOffice As opposed to...

The 4 people tasked with our nation’s security

@ToonHive Hell yeah

OpenAI is shutting down Sora and dropping video features from ChatGPT. Disney was previously said to be investing $1B, licensing 200+ characters across Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars & more for use in ChatGPT and Sora.

I think this is what Trump meant when he said we would get tired of winning

@TheAthleticFC It’s just what he does, he wins

It was only 14 months ago that David Moyes was brought in to quell lingering fears of relegation at Everton. He and his players started this campaign with the aim of challenging for European qualification, an admirable but seemingly unlikely goal. Now belief courses through their veins. With each passing week, the dream looks more tangible. 📝 @Paddy_Boyland bit.ly/40Pj8Wl

The world is a shitshow already. Nothing would be more satisfying than watching these mediocre executives - who we can all see in meetings and earnings calls are foaming at the mouth to fire everyone - lose big on their AI bets.

@BRFC1875_ @Joebrfc95 According to people with YouTube channels in 2024 he also laid the foundations for the next gaffer to do well at West Ham

@Joebrfc95 He gets tons of criticism but he’s done well and laid the foundations for the next gaffer to do well

Everton chasing for a European place and some fans actually want David Moyes to get sacked man, the entitlement is actually crazy

@NACHOS2D_ Turn off the motion smoothing grandma

Hollywood got cooked. AI Seedance 2.0 just dropped a Hancock vs Homelander in a matter of days $1,000,000-level quality.

@notpaul1985x @Whuollyhx Honestly the best moment of WHFTV

@LauraDavisTx @TheDemocrats So you’d think Republicans would need to negotiate and make concessions then, no? #EducationMatters

Here’s a civics reminder. You need 60 votes to break a filibuster and move legislation in the Senate. Republicans don’t have 60. So this claim of total Senate control is misleading at best and a flat out lie at worst. People are paying attention. Stop insulting their intelligence. #EducationMatters

Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Democrats introduced 7 bills to fund TSA. Each one was blocked by Republicans.

@cynthialowens @based16z You’re thinking Trump is part of the agenda to push electric cars?

@JoeMabok @doug_in_nc @OfTheBraveUSA @yjjeepsnmemes Just a hilarious statement. You’re reading a translated version of the original text, lecturing everyone on scripture, and then letting us know you are “looking up Greek words” to reinforce your credentials 😂

@selldit @doug_in_nc @OfTheBraveUSA @yjjeepsnmemes Yes bonehead the New Testament is written in Greek. To fully understand it Greek must be used since Greek words do t always have a one to one translation into e gloss. Do you enjoy ignorance. Sure do display it

Joe Rogan: " One of these high-level commanders says, 'don't be worried [about war with Iran] because Trump is anointed by Jesus Christ to bring back [his] return on Earth' … Those [guys] are just as scary as suicide bombers."