Kevin Coons

That moment when you start to relate more with Calvin's Dad than Calvin... #CalvinAndHobbes

@m_bultman Thanks a lot @RegularDude007.

With that Red Wings loss, the Sabres have clinched a playoff spot, breaking the NHL's longest playoff drought

@DoctorLemma @WingsDiva

14 years ago, a guy uploaded a photo of his sister’s cat to social media. Within a year, that cat had a movie deal, a coffee brand, and had made her owner millions of dollars. The cat was called Tardar Sauce. She had feline dwarfism and an underbite that made her look permanently furious. People thought the photo was fake. They said no animal could naturally look that annoyed. So the owner uploaded a video to prove it. Just a small cat sitting on a counter looking miserable. The internet named her Grumpy Cat. At the time, her owner Tabatha Bundesen was working as a waitress at a seafood restaurant. She quit to manage the cat full time. Within months, Grumpy Cat had a manager, a merchandise line, two books translated into 15 languages, a movie, and a sponsorship deal with a global pet food brand. The cat weighed less than two kilograms. She was apparently not grumpy at all. Tardar Sauce passed away at home in May 2019 at the age of seven. Her owner was holding her. The daughter who named her had picked “Tardar” because of the cat’s colouring as a kitten. She just didn’t know how to spell “tartar.“

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Holy freaking cow man. I honestly had questions that we'd ever really try again. This is a huge freaking deal.

@bonchieredstate Dude, spoiler alert.

There's literally a character who dies and is resurrected.

@ProfessorLGRW Oh man, I was at that draft, and left the building thinking we scored the steal of the draft...

We've had this conversation almost daily since Finnie got off the top line months ago and there's nothing wrong with that. I just like to remind everyone once in a while that Filip Zadina is 26yrs old today playing in a tier 3 league in another country instead of in that spot on line 1. "Kenny is only responsible for 2 guys on the roster" Correct. That's the problem that we have no way of fixing. #LGRW

@DschlopesIsBack How do you say "Mobius 1" in Farsi?

BREAKING: Iran releases unbelievable footage of their Ace Combat Pilot the ‘Ghost of Tehran’ shooting down two more American F-18s

@BradKrysko Unless you're a doom and gloomer member of #LGRW Twitter. Seeing lots of people bemoaning the signing. Not me, I feel about the same as you.

He’s been good in a depth role and the contract is very reasonable. Hard to find any downsides here.

@ProfessorLGRW I can understand the grumbling. But if you're going to fire Yzerman, you're going to look for an upgrade as his replacement, not just a lateral move or a downgrade. So my question would be, who is out there that's available to take the job that would be better?

Well, considering people wanted him gone before Lalonded was hired, the obvious answer is NO. This is exactly why people like me are protective of this. Team obviously on the rise and we have a GM who isn't going to get canned because East Lansing Gene Simmons demands it. LMAO You want to start over with a dude you can't name and wouldn't trust half as much. You're stupid.

In honor of Tolkien Reading Day and the destruction of the One Ring, we bring you a special announcement.

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

Maybe we should stop calling them "must-win" games, because we sure seem to be losing a lot of them... #LGRW

@AstoriaQB12 @SockDem_ @StatBoy_Steven Keep 3-on-3 or go back to 4-on-4? I'd imagine the NHL would want it 3-on-3, more highlights and at 10 minutes, only a fraction would get to the shootout.

@SockDem_ @StatBoy_Steven OT has become a joke the last couple of years. As much as I despise the Flyers I love watching them play OT games. Pure chaos. Another rule change. 10 minute OT before shootout.

NHL rule changes I want to see: - If a powerplay starts when the period starts, that face-off should be in the offensive zone - Jailbreak rule. Shorthanded goal ends the PP - If a team scores on a delayed penalty, they still get the powerplay - 3rd period or overtime cannot end on a PP if the team on the man advantage is trailing or the game is tied - Icing called when a team passes or skates the puck back across the red line in 3-on-3 overtime - When a bench minor is called, the opposing coach gets to choose who serves the penalty - Icing still called when shorthanded, unless you reach the blue line first - Either count all goals off the skate or count none of them. Remove the arbitrary element of the kicking-motion rule.

@MichaelKeith @KariLawler Correct answer!

@KariLawler I was a Mech Warrior fan from the moment I turned on the HUD.

Who remembers PC gaming in the 1990s? If so, what's your favourite game from this era? ... Gaming like it's the 1990s with a CD-ROM classic everyone keeps recommending, that being the original 1995 RTS (real-time strategy) game, Command & Conquer from Westwood Studios. (cont...)

@TheMindScourge BRRRRRT!!!

DoD has been trying to cancel the A-10 for more than a decade. It’s still in service. Congress loves the idea of a flying cannon that fires shells the size of 12oz Coke bottle The fact that it’s now hunting fast boats in the Gulf means that it’s now immortal; they’re never canceling that thing

@atxbluelake @SteveGuest @jt_ennis @jamestalarico Oh god, we might have finally found a brisket worse than Lincoln Riley's...

@SteveGuest @jt_ennis @jamestalarico This was after he saw John Cornyn's "brisket".

Official statement from @JamesTalarico on vegan accusations

@Robot__Turkey Probably in the minority, but Link to the Past is my favorite of the series. I still play it from time to time on my Switch and SNES Mini.

“So begins Nintendo’s classic new adventure that links two worlds—one of Light and one of Darkness…” — Nintendo Power #34 (March 1992) There’s a real argument that The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is the greatest video game ever made. #RetroGaming #SNES #Zelda

@USPSClaimTeam_ Ignore this. This is a Kenyan scam account. Only trust @USPSHelp and @USPS.

@USPSClaimTeam_ @Dazed_Darkened This is a Kenyan scam account. They tried to scam me into sending them money. @USPSHelp and @USPS are the only accounts you should trust.

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@USPSClaimTeam_ @pakdelosmuertos Kenyan scam account. Only go through @USPSHelp.

@USPS Seriously? Isn’t this a federal crime?