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In the race to be first, be sure you don’t lose the race to be accurate.

@DrClownPhD My wife wears all mine when they get like this as her pajama shirts.

I need your help. My wife and I are arguing again. -She says this shirt has to go, it’s finished. -I say it’s lasted 8 years already and still has a couple years left as a pajama shirt. Who’s right? 🤔

@therealraduque @PGRodriguez80 @tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Ha! Has its pros and cons.

@Webmiester @PGRodriguez80 @tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Must be nice to be tall! 😁

I bought an 85" Sony Bravia from @BestBuy on March 1st. Delivery took 12 days. Now mounting has been delayed another week and just got cancelled again via email. I've been lied to and given the runaround by at least 5 different employees. A @BestBuySupport agent on X even told me to wait until he gets back from vacation to 'fix' it. I spoke with someone from 'corporate' this morning who told me she has to investigate and will possibly get back to me tomorrow. @BestBuy doesn't seem to care and refuses to actually mount the TV. @BestBuySupport help? This is unacceptable for a big purchase. Here's a picture of the TV in the box sitting in my living room.

@profstonge Very interesting shape.

GOP Senate odds are collapsing, down 10% in a month to 50/50 for the midterms. Part is the economy and oil. The rest is Republicans doing absolutely nothing on DOGE, voter id, or draining the swamp.

@randomrecruiter Who lets their status go to yellow when “busy” is so much easier.

If you’re wondering why 90% of your team’s Microsoft Teams status is yellow right now, this is why

@Chizitere_xyz Whenever I use that phrase, and the wife knows this, I’m basically saying “fuck it. Not a hill worth dying on. Do whatever it is.” It works because she knows to use it sparingly.

The most ridiculous, universally accepted piece of relationship lore is the phrase: "Happy Wife, Happy Life." ​Society paints this as a cute, romantic mantra for men to live by. The unfiltered reality is that it is a psychological extortion racket. It conditions a man to believe that his own emotional baseline, his exhaustion, and his boundaries are entirely irrelevant. His only job is to constantly suppress his own reality just to keep his partner’s fluctuating moods stabilized. ​You are taught that if she is unhappy, you have failed as a man. The brutal truth? You cannot regulate the nervous system of an adult who is committed to chaos. A household built on "Happy Wife, Happy Life" almost always ends with a completely hollow, burnt-out husband.

@AutismCapital That sounds exhausting. At least at my age.

Life pro tip. Not enough people talk about this. The secret to having a "fulfilling" life is doing new things. Radically doing new things. Consistently. Every day. New activities, people, goals, even something as simple as trying new foods. Life feels longer when you're a kid because every day is packed with almost infinite amount of new learning. As you get older, you've already acclimated to your environment, the new inputs stop, so your perception of time speeds up drastically. You fall into routine, which is a time accelerant. If you want to feel like you have a long infinite lifespan, like you did as a child, you MUST be having new experiences, which slows time down.

@JohnLeFevre Finally, a post that speaks to my germaphobic life. Shoes outside. Slippers main floor. Socks/bare feet only past the first step to upstairs.

Wearing shoes inside is disgusting. Your shoes are walking biohazards: • E. coli & bacteria (96% of shoes) • Pesticides & lawn chemicals • Microplastics • Mold • Urine & poop: shoes are dirtier than toilet seats They dump ~90% of that filth onto your floors.

@AutismCapital Truth.

You have to be able to meme when times are good and you have to be able to meme when times are bad. You have to find the humor in situations, there’s no other way to live. As things continue to fall apart, humor is a shared experience to bond us. It’s healthy and necessary.

@therealraduque @PGRodriguez80 @tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Hahaha orangutan. Lmao! You could say that. 6’3 and a 74” wingspan. It was a while ago, but lifted from the bottom. Wife just eyeballed for me to get it hooked on as I couldn’t see through the beast.

@Webmiester @PGRodriguez80 @tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport You can single-handedly pick up, and lift an 85" TV that high? What are you, an orangutan? An 85" TV is over 6ft long and more than 3.5ft high

@imzadi_hkr @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport This is a fantastic reason.

@Webmiester @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Because if Best Buy drops it, its Best Buy's problem. If I drop it, its my problem.

@Watchman_motto Love this.

Very maritime, but cozy also. This is correct use of wall art.

Lmao I thought you were responding to me… I was like “I didn’t say oh.” For the record, i have. Was about 90lbs. The mount went on the wall. The bracket went on the back of the tv. Lift tv and hook onto mount. Tighten bolts and align. Over my fireplace will be a whole different animal.

@Webmiester @tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Starting your sentence off with "oh" is judgmental. My question still stands though. Can you mount an 85" TV alone?

@tyromper These are totally accurate for me as well.

•The media reported the news. •Your government officials had WE THE PEOPLES best interests at heart. •If people drove expensive cars & had flashy things it meant they were rich. •That quicksand would pose a far greater threat in adulthood than it does.

@creation247 Can we please expand that to married, heterosexual men with children?

Male Principals Male Administrators Male Human Resources That's how you solve public schools

@SetPixels @HustleBitch_ One of mine is a 2008 and I can do the same. I walk up with fob in pocket and door is unlocked.

@HustleBitch_ My car is over a decade old and I can unlock it by having the key in my pocket and putting my hand inside the door handle to open it.

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?

@ThinkAppraiser Like my niece, who had a cutting problem in her teens, they think that because they solved their problem in their unique life situation, they can fix others. For them it comes from a good place. “I want to help people like I was helped”.

Why is it that the craziest people you ever knew or ever met end up becoming psychologists?

@BillyM2k Marrying my third wife

what was the best decision of your life?

@PGRodriguez80 @tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Questions are curious inquiry, not judgement. Forgot all about the back issue.

@tokes457 @NostalgiaPro @Webmiester @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Do you know when he hurt his back? Can you mount an 85" by yourself?

@NostalgiaPro @BestBuy @BestBuySupport Totally forgot about the back.

@Webmiester @BestBuy @BestBuySupport 1. Because it won't fit in my car. 2. I have a torn muscle in my back. Also this is a very large TV that needs more than 1 person to mount it.

@randomrecruiter Had something similar happen 24y ago. Had to sit with HR through every member of my team. The last meeting was my boss and me. Fun times. Thank God for employment contracts. But all the stock they gave me was worthless.

When you lasted through three rounds of RIFs but finally get that calendar invite from HR for Friday at 4pm