Kate Arfin

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away." ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad. INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

To the question of, “Has CBS ever done this?” the answer is yes, and also they made a pretty big movie about it.

One of the best things to come from this doc is the widespread awareness that not only is diddy a sinister & vile creature, but that he is, and always has been…A LAME. And for a sociopathic egomaniac, u know he’s tight about that bc he’s always wanted to be cool lmao loser ass

“what are you being for Halloween” i am being let down by my government and my country and crushed under the weight of fascism and societal decay. also a clown

@YRInsider pass it on to the writers of #yr, but Kyle is stalking Clare and it's getting dark. Do they not realize that?

@votesaveamerica @RepNickBegich @RepDavid @RepCiscomani @RepDavidValadao @repgabeevans @RepMMM @RepZachNunn @RepTomBarrett @RepJames @RepDonBacon @CongressmanKean @RepMikeLawler @RepMackenzie @RepScottPerry @RepJenKiggans @RepVanOrden trying to shame them into doing the right thing has never worked before. any other suggestions?

.@RepNickBegich @RepDavid @RepCiscomani @RepDavidValadao @repgabeevans @RepMMM @RepZachNunn @RepTomBarrett @RepJames @RepDonBacon @CongressmanKean @RepMikeLawler @RepMackenzie @RepScottPerry @RepJenKiggans @RepVanOrden

CALL CONGRESS NOW

@RealMichaelKay Saltalamacchia has a longer name.

@guybranum @MrEmilyHeller GILDED AGE drops Sunday. We must commence on a different platform. But which?

HBO HBO GO HBO NOW HBO MAX HBO RAGNAROK HBO TOKYO DRIFT MAX HBO MAX

cool story bro

@raesanni i'm off twitter but miss you desperately.

Why them ladies went to space?

@producersguild your watermark on THE BRUTALIST is ruining this movie! #bradycorbet #TheBrutalist

I’m sorry but when I watched wicked I laughed every single time they said shiz university. Why was it called that

We must create a liberal Joe Rogan. The first step is rebooting Newsradio.

@SarahLongwell25 what happened to all the focus group independents that hated trump?

If you’re on as many drugs as I am it doesn’t feel that bad.

what happened to the youths that were gonna change everything?

LOL

@rtraister It’s so chic!

Can't believe how many replies about my sweater. It was hand-knit by my aunt Jane, who died last year. I wore it so that she could come with me to cast a vote she would have cared very, very deeply about. Love to everyone missing the people who should have been here today.