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@davj LISTEN HERE YOU SNEAKY PIECE OF SHIT. I COMB THROUGH EVERY FUCKING LINE OF CODE YOU WORK ON. IF YOU EVER TRY TO PUSH ANY PLACEHOLDER, MOCK, SIMPLIFIED, STUBB, SIMULATED CODE I WILL KNOW ABOUT IT. YOU ARE AN EXPERT ENGINEER WORKING ON PRODUCTION GRADE CODEBASE. AND NEVER FORGET IT

@nocontextmemes amazing use of free will

@LVCAcalisthenic @GuruAnaerobic no one cares unrelated drama

@GuruAnaerobic He’s a good guy … He stoled 50k from a friend for pay his shit and never paying him back, the guy is became uber driver because that money was his life savings. You guy are nuts

The ability to sprint (Larry is only 31) will always be a KPI - it is unique in its ability to highlight fragilities, restrictions, joint, muscle and tendon problems. Larry is immensely strong, and surprisingly good at calisthenics but sprinting highlights his weaknesses. He doesn't claim to be a sprinter and seems to be a good sport in trying out things where he looks stupid - credit for that. He's a good guy. The ability to run fast as you age is a superpower - robust, vital and dynamic. There is no feeling like it. Overcoming inertia and gravity is the challenge of old age. When you sprint, you are literally doing that.

yo pas de deux chord dawg

@Cbb0fe you wouldnt get it

people take a flight from point A to point B and act like they are experiencing some crazy shit somehow

@torluckylucky @OffBayMedia @YourAnonOne 😂

@OffBayMedia @self_host @YourAnonOne that's a kinda funny scenario where you're on a space buttnaked😭

An isolated astronaut in weightless can remain stuck forever if he cannot reach a surface to propel himself

@OffBayMedia @YourAnonOne butt ass naked in space is wild

@self_host @YourAnonOne Technically correct.. throwing mass works.. if you have nothing on thoo

@CoWSwap @robotevm read the post dumbass intern

@robotevm Where did you get this data 🙄

1/ the decline and fall of cowswap cowswap added a flat 0.02% fee in november 2025 as a trade execution optimizooor i was curious if they are still competitive, so we pulled the data on how much volume they are winning on defillama

lmao whaaat

WHAT IS THE PRODUCT? WHATS THE POINT?

@alexmacgregor__ sawadeeee

Building from Bangkok hits different. 7am: Workout at my condo 9am: Deep work while the US sleeps 12pm: $3 pad thai lunch 2pm: Work at coffee shop 6pm: Gym + dinner 9pm: Rooftop with other founders Cost of living is low. Quality of life is high. Time zone lets me work when it's quiet. Why are more founders not doing this?

@bryan_johnson do you sell any supplements for this? you know for all of us common folk living in mansions with astroturf. thnx

Guys, I’m an idiot. All this time I’ve spent trying not to die, I had toxic turf in my backyard. Artificial turf contains crumb rubber infill made from recycled tires, which leaches chemicals including PFAS, heavy metals, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. These compounds are linked to hormone disruption, carcinogenicity, and systemic inflammation. I don’t know how I missed it. It makes me question my basic competence in life. What gets me is that I try so hard to survey the world of potential idiocy. Then I find out there’s a monument to idiocy sitting right in front of my face that I was blind to. I’m removing the turf, yet I’m still stuck with this seemingly unsolvable problem of how to not be an idiot.

@Barbara88599107 @Razer Razer social media team is really just buying F quality bot replies. zero effort.

@Razer Looks like a fun concept. Can't wait to see how people react to this one.

This is what a day in the life of Razer AVA Mini would look like—if it were real. Razer AVA is, though. Check out our April Fools product now, link below!

@AdamsCryst68623 @Razer fagbot slop reply

@Razer Looks like Razer really stepped up their game with this one. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

@viktoroddy what the fuck is the website supposed to be promoting lmao

I recorded a 14-min tutorial on how I created this Scroll-based Animatd landing page. ❤️‍🔥Full Step-by-step tutorial, save it for later!

@Vision4theBlind this art hoe has zero credentials. who cares wtf grimes fucking thinks

Grimes, the mother of three of Elon Musk's children: "Luckily there is a massive population drop coming..." They know what's coming.

@theatashka its not unlimited designs. there's prob like 40 different examples. most of them are lazy scrapes of unique websites, vibecoded attempts or just copied from codepen projects lmao

One of the most underrated AI tools for UI designers right now. Type an idea. Scroll. Get unlimited layout variations instantly. I use it at the start of every project to explore directions before even opening Figma.

@Cthulhu_Cal @uncledoomer lmao

@uncledoomer Rich kid slumming it to prove a point to his snobby parents.

formerly gifted kids once they realize theyre downwardly mobile

@meow_KAE shoot it. problem solved.

悪そうな男がなぜモテるのかがわかる動画 ワニに手を噛みちぎられそうになってる子を救おうとプールに飛びこむ男 後ろでおろおろしている優しそうな男はいざって時にはマジ頼りにならん🥹

@Roryking008 @midaqih

Arman Tsarukyan was SHOCKED after finding out Clavicular was taking TESTOSTERONE while being so YOUNG and warned him about the CONSEQUENCES 😳👀 "I lost 25 pounds just lowering the dose of testosterone." "You're too young, you shouldn't do that. If you starting now, you gotta like use your whole life and for the kids it’s not that good." "But testosterone you just feel a lot better. I get to feel good my whole life, have energy, be performing."