Keith Talentless

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Keith Talentless

Keith Talentless

@KeithTalentless

Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.

Preston, England Joined Nisan 2026
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Keith Talentless@KeithTalentless·
Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it
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In other news, Scottish Power can fuck off. Eternally
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Keith Talentless@KeithTalentless·
@bartramsgob Every time I take the kid to visit my parents, they insist on having a diet coke no ice in there. One of my favourite traditions.
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@forwardnotback I mean to paraphrase Oscar Wilde, going on ONE South African rebel tour may be regarded as unfortunate; to go on both looks like you're a bit of a bastard.
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Keith Talentless@KeithTalentless·
@forwardnotback Both heroes of mine when I was a kid. Pity both turned out to have, erm, "robust" opinions on other matters. Although the third of my cricket heroes was John Emburey, maybe subconsciously I'm just predisposed to liking virulently right-wing cricketers.
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Combined age 155 Test matches played 210 Test runs scored 13,314 When test matches were proper
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@Hendrover @JHCPAL @Catus14 My dad inherited the whole thing, it was in our garage all through my childhood. And you know what happened? Some rotten bastard nicked it.
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@Hendrover @JHCPAL @Catus14 Granda worked as a riveter. When he was a year off retirement, he started taking one piece of his 300-piece toolkit home every day. By the end he was borrowing mates tools for EVERYTHING. On last day he sat in the empty case and his marras carried it shoulder high out the gate.
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Back to breeze and bleezer. It's not an "accident of accent" or slang. Bleeze is a 1700's spelling and form of blaze.
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@Hendrover @JHCPAL Yes, my uncle was a blacksmith in Dudley pit so we all had galvanized bleezers with a round handle.

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aidan berry 💙@aapierre·
@almurray Just along from the Crown Posada [1.5 mile walk] the Free Trade Inn
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