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Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it
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Keith Talentless
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Keith Talentless
@KeithTalentless
Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.
Preston, England Joined Nisan 2026
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@bartramsgob Every time I take the kid to visit my parents, they insist on having a diet coke no ice in there. One of my favourite traditions.
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A cuppa? My gay friends prefer an Old Fashioned or pints of beer (continental lager for Ben).
Harry Eccles@Heccles94
I’ve been reflecting on this, and the best advice I can give is just get out and talk to some gay people. Take a gay for a cuppa. Have a chat. Ignorance creates division, but we are all humans. There is no place for homophobia in the UK, just like there is no place for Islamophobia. Make bridges, not fences!
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@MartinWWalker @London__Smoke @MikeFirth4 @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @HeadBerry @atomicjoy @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Saw them at Burnley Mechanics Club supporting etc
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@London__Smoke @MikeFirth4 @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @HeadBerry @atomicjoy @KeithTalentless @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Sky puppy!
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@aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @lucy_la_la @jokers_tailor @KeithTalentless @MartinWWalker @WillMonk09 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @WideyMcKnacker @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Friday!
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@forwardnotback I mean to paraphrase Oscar Wilde, going on ONE South African rebel tour may be regarded as unfortunate; to go on both looks like you're a bit of a bastard.
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@forwardnotback Both heroes of mine when I was a kid. Pity both turned out to have, erm, "robust" opinions on other matters. Although the third of my cricket heroes was John Emburey, maybe subconsciously I'm just predisposed to liking virulently right-wing cricketers.
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Combined age 155
Test matches played 210
Test runs scored 13,314
When test matches were proper
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@Hendrover @JHCPAL @Catus14 My dad inherited the whole thing, it was in our garage all through my childhood. And you know what happened?
Some rotten bastard nicked it.
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@Hendrover @JHCPAL @Catus14 Granda worked as a riveter. When he was a year off retirement, he started taking one piece of his 300-piece toolkit home every day. By the end he was borrowing mates tools for EVERYTHING. On last day he sat in the empty case and his marras carried it shoulder high out the gate.
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We have had a conversation previously about the "bleezer properties" of various papers. The Chronicle came out very favourably - more so than The London Standard if I remember correctly @Catus14.
Clint Scotswood@ClintScotswood
@TyneSnapper @JHCPAL @SouthTyneLibs Bleezer with old editions of The Chronicle.
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@JHCPAL As used in this beautiful song. And if you don't know The Unthanks, oh my god you should.
open.spotify.com/track/0hrekTzE…
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Back to breeze and bleezer. It's not an "accident of accent" or slang. Bleeze is a 1700's spelling and form of blaze.
Peter Hutchinson@Catus14
@Hendrover @JHCPAL Yes, my uncle was a blacksmith in Dudley pit so we all had galvanized bleezers with a round handle.
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@almurray Just along from the Crown Posada [1.5 mile walk] the Free Trade Inn
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@BradfemlyWalsh @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Quote? QUITE.
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@BradfemlyWalsh @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Absolute banger. Also, only ever number one hit to feature a mother and son, which is quote nice.
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@MikeFirth4 @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Oh don't get me wrong, McCartney shits on Lennon from a GREAT height
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@KeithTalentless @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Nowt wrong with Mull of Kintyre compared to e.g. Imagine which was and is and always will be utter shit.
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@jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 We dodged a bullet. Mid 70s it could have been The Pipes And Drums Of The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards. Or, even worse, Mull Of Kintyre
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@KeithTalentless @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 There's some dispute over what mine was, I'd long believed it was Puppy Love as that was number 1 on the day I was born but it's also possibly School's Out which was the top selling single for the week but not announced until few days later.
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@London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 It's a genuinely beautiful song. I lucked out. It was the mid 70s, it could have been Pilot or Mud or something
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@London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Hennyway, you Thaddin' little disgraces. Today I turned 51. THE BLOODYLOTOFYOUWILLSTANDTOTENSHUN!
'Ere is what was number one the day I was born. SHUT UP!
And Gawd bless us every one.
youtu.be/10dmK7O-KSY?si…
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@London__Smoke @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Don't be having a go at Capybaras you otter bastard.
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@KeithTalentless @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Cold dead eyes, like a dolls eyes.
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@London__Smoke @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Nah, capybaras are guinea pigs but the size of actual pigs. They're Lovely Boys. Absolute champions.
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@atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @KeithTalentless @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Those huge, toothy, very very unchill lizard things that eat Australians right?
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