Colon AllRed (Parody?)๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ญ

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ญ

Colon AllRed (Parody?)๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ญ

@ColonAllRed

I'm Colon AllRed, Currently unemployed.๐Ÿ˜ข Running for Congress, Texas District 33. Like the part of the lower GI system I'm named for, I'm full of ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Washington, DC (oops, Dallas ) ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Nisan 2024
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Colon AllRed (Parody?)๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ญ
@RepJasmine and @jamestalarico bumped me from the 2026 Senate election in Texas. DNC told me I'm just not crazy enough. FINE. I'll run for Congress again to get back in on the grift that way. Plus my wife is really on my case to get a job.
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@SenWhitehouse @RepRoKhanna @SenBlumenthal That's right Shelly! We should steal the Oil Companies' money so instead of them re investing it in infrastructure and exploration and yes, paying dividends to stockholders๐Ÿ˜ฑ, we Democrats can take that money and throw it in a block hole with no measurable result!๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Chuck Schumer
Chuck Schumer@SenSchumerยท
Letโ€™s take a look at the stark contrast between @SenateDems and @SenateGOP: @SenateGOP wants to shell out billions to anย out-of-controlย ICE force with 0 reforms.ย @SenateDems want to putย that money back in your pocket. Republicans are bending the knee to Donald Trump and Stephen Miller.ย Democrats are standingย withย the American people.
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@GovernorVA You're so right Abby! You restored fairness in Virginia elections by making them unfair! Bravo! I'm nominating you for U-Haul Salesperson of the year. It'll be tough to beat @GavinNewsom and @ZohranKMamdani but I know you can do it. You're ruining Virginia at an amazing pace!๐Ÿคก
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Governor Abigail Spanberger
Governor Abigail Spanberger@GovernorVAยท
Weeks of attacks. Millions of dollars spent misrepresenting my position โ€” and President Obamaโ€™s โ€” on this referendum. Virginia voters saw through it anyway.
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Rep. Pramila Jayapal
Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapalยท
Happy Earth Day! I am deeply grateful to have the opportunity to represent a district and state with so much natural beauty. We must all work together to protect this beautiful planet that we call home.
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@GovernorVA Yep, you won by about two percent Abby, congratulations. The dead people and non citizen vote was decisive! Now you're free to really start the abuse of your citizens! West Virginia was part of Virginia once, before Democrats started the Civil War. Is South Virginia next?๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Governor Abigail Spanberger
Governor Abigail Spanberger@GovernorVAยท
Virginia voters made their voices heard last night. We are responding to actions other states took at the behest of the President. We are meeting the urgency of this moment. And, importantly, we are preserving Virginiaโ€™s bipartisan redistricting process into the future.
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@KamalaHarris You're right Kammie! Democrats are way better at rigging elections than Republicans, Kammie. They just proved it again in Virginia!๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarrisยท
Donald Trump and Republicans have tried to rig the 2026 midterms. Today in Virginia, voters sent them a clear message: The power is with the people.
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Jake Sherman
Jake Sherman@JakeShermanยท
JEFFRIES STATEMENT, with a warning for Florida. โ€œIf Florida Republicans proceed with this illegal scheme, they will only create more prime pick-up opportunities for Democrats, just as they did with Trumpโ€™s dummymander in Texas. We will aggressively target for defeat Mario Dรญaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Gimรฉnez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills and Brian Mast. We are prepared to take them all on, and we are prepared to win.ย  โ€œMaximum warfare, everywhere, all the time.โ€
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James Talarico
James Talarico@jamestalaricoยท
Today Iโ€™m proposing we suspend the federal gas and diesel taxes to give Americans some relief. The people who started this war in Iran donโ€™t have to worry about the price of gas every day. But we do. Suspend the gas tax. Suspend the diesel tax. End the war in Iran.
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@CynicalPublius @BarackObama The People's Commonwealth of Virginia has been born! @GovernorVA Abigail Spanberger, Chairman. Abby and the Democrats pulled a fast one! The wording on the ballot was kind of like, "vote yes to restore fair elections"! Now elections in Virginia will be anything but fair!๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObamaยท
Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they havenโ€™t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.
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Acyn
Acyn@Acynยท
AOC: In some ways, you kind of want this guy on a golf course more than you want him in the Oval Office. But that also calls into question the 25th Amendment, because if the determination is that Trump cannot be trusted in the Situation Room, then heโ€™s not fit to be president.
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@RepJayapal Rangers and Navy Seals wearing dresses isn't a good look Prammie. It's the Department of War, not the department of gender dysphoria.๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Rep. Pramila Jayapal
Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapalยท
Countless trans people have already been forced out of the military because of Trumpโ€™s trans military ban. Attempting to kick out those remaining is a gross politicization of our military.
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Rep. Pramila Jayapal
Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapalยท
Itโ€™s incredibly suspicious that every time Trump is about to make an announcement about the Iran war, there are perfectly timed bets and futures trading. This needs to be investigated immediately โ€” anyone insider trading must be held accountable. theguardian.com/world/2026/aprโ€ฆ
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@RepDanGoldman Ummm....Little Danny, need I remind you that you and your Democrat cronies cut off funding for FEMA, because you're throwing a tantrum about ICE enforcing the law and deporting violent criminals here illegally.๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Rep. Dan Goldman
Rep. Dan Goldman@RepDanGoldmanยท
Unlike Trumpโ€™s $300m golf trips or Kristi Noemโ€™s $200m ad campaign, disaster response is an absolute necessity that deserves funding. Trumpโ€™s plan to gut FEMA was senseless and indefensible. It seems the administration is finally backtracking and quietly recognizing how absurd it was to fire its chief for simply defending the agencyโ€™s existence. FEMA is a life-saving agency, and its funding should never be politicized and held hostage to Trumpโ€™s political whims.
NBC News@NBCNews

President Trump is expected to nominate Cameron Hamilton to serve as administrator of FEMA, nearly a year after he was removed as its acting head following testimony to Congress in which he defended the agency's existence. nbcnews.com/politics/trumpโ€ฆ

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@EdKrassen @RoKhanna A Democrat President would be in the situation discussing how much cash to send the Iranian regime to finance their nuclear weapons, that they can then lob at us at their leisure. Prove me wrong.๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassenยท
Congressman @RoKhanna: โ€œLet me tell you what a Democratic president is never going to do. An Israeli Prime Minister is not going to be sitting in the situation room telling an American president what to do. Only Americans will be in that situation room.โ€
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBeeยท
Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws buff.ly/q1J4MyH
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Senator Patty Murray
Senator Patty Murray@PattyMurrayยท
This is a direct result of Trump's policies.
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Rep. Pramila Jayapal
Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapalยท
Imagine if we invested in childcare and health care like we do in war and weapons.
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