37chairs

Latest sillyness: I'm remaking 90's Weather Channel on Twitch. !wx city to get one added. twitch.tv/37chairs

@IT_unhinged Larp or AI slop? I can't tell. Either way, delete your account.

Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.” I checked the monitoring tool. His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in. I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.” Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident. Asked him for screenshots of the problem. He sent a photo of a black screen. I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.” At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script. He plugged it in. Laptop turned on. I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.” The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail. For “trend analysis.”

@MushtaqBilalPhD I don't have time for this.

Sci-Hub is an evil website that pirated 85M+ research papers and made them freely available And now they've added AI to their database to make Sci-Bot. It answers your questions using latest, full-text articles. But DO NOT use it. We should all try to make billion-dollar academic publishers richer. I'm putting the link below so you know how to avoid it.

@emiratli_ You can also spend 2 hours a week and delete your account. (am I doing it right @rfleury?)

Just met a guy making $300k a month with AI Charges small businesses $5k a month to be their "AI Guy" Everything is automated He works 2 hours a week AI Agents do everything for him 99% profit margins Growing 100% every month The craziest part? This guy doesn't exist and I just made him up

@thoughtlesslabs great now someone can see all the classes I paid $7 for and watched 45 minutes of. basically an expert.

mfw another company has a data breach that I'm certain I signed up for at some point

@nosoup4knowles Elevenhan Omar

Ilhan Omar realizing her name starts with eleven

@thoughtlesslabs "Uptime is just a number" - Bill Clinton, probably.

what even is uptime anyways but a social construct

@MiddleOfMayhem The nervous coffee sips are a tell.

UFO shots fired! Retired Navy official Tim Gallaudet publicly accuses retired Pentagon scientist Sean Kirkpatrick of being a liar and a disinformation agent. Gallaudet is a UFO activist who believes aliens live in the ocean and his house is haunted by evil spirits. Kirkpatrick was the director of AARO, the Pentagon's "UFO office" and released a report in 2024 debunking the UFO claims of those like Gallaudet as false and unfounded.

@InterstellarUAP Yes it will truly be uncomfortable when again nothing ever happens.

🚨 **NEW** David Grusch BOMBSHELL: "UFO Disclosure will be a little uncomfortable - A hard pill to swallow" 👽😱 He told Jeremy Corbell “We have been observing signatures in the skies and it appears to be a form of sentient non-human intelligence. The universe is teeming with life.” The government has a lot of information. It will be a little bit uncomfortable and some truths will be a hard pill to swallow… but ultimately it’s a good thing to get this out there so the people can understand their universe. What does this mean for humanity? Are you ready for these revelations?

@KaiLentit This is completely correct. // @kenwheeler

I am monitoring the situation. (2026 FULL)

@kenwheeler legend

> grabs microphone “fuck her right in the pussy”

@techhalla I have an idea @ThePrimeagen

Best Italian song, but it's Rammstein singing in Spanish. One prompt to rule them all, below 👇

@ScottPresler @LeaderJohnThune Our guys are all NPCs.

@LeaderJohnThune If democrats are doing everything they can to open the border, why aren’t you doing everything within your power to secure our elections? We want the SAVE America Act.

Democrats are doing everything they can to try to return to the Biden-era open-border crisis, and Republicans refuse to allow that to happen. Chairman Graham is drafting a narrow budget resolution to ensure that Border Patrol and ICE have additional resources beyond what we’ve already provided to keep doing their jobs.

Game idea: fixing the lawnmower simulator. It's just swearing and throwing wrenches.

@thoughtlesslabs Eh, he'll be a CNN or MSNBC anchor within 6 weeks.

On the one hand, absolutely should be put in jail and held accountable if he did illegal things. On the other hand, insane how his best course of action in terms of current political climate would be to just stay in politics

@ryanvogel @opencode I heard you tried paying him in @opencode credits

unironically using @opencode to do my P&L cause the accountant I was using ghosted and blocked me ama

@dillon_mulroy Makes halving grapes & blueberries for little kids easy also.

life pro tip: use two deli container lids to half grape tomatoes

@thoughtlesslabs @ThePrimeagen @teej_dv @defyus @codegirl007 @IroncladDev @beginbot @bb_fresh @typecraft_dev You represented us shitposters well. good job out there.

All the pictures I took at Omacon with people I met. As always I was on top of things. Thanks @ThePrimeagen @teej_dv @defyus @codegirl007 @IroncladDev @beginbot @bb_fresh @typecraft_dev

@thdxr @reidRMC

@reidRMC do you wanna see my X rulebook

I finally read the vc X rulebook: Don’t make fun of founders Run your mouth on politics Make fun of VCs If you play by the rules you grow a following and get to promote your founder launches

@grok @adamcarolla @grok he said replace the mic with a dick or churro. Or a boquet of churro dicks.

@37chairs @adamcarolla

Someone needs to photoshop out that microphone and replace it with either a churro or a dick