Altcoin Will Ferrel

Updated terms, nice find 👌 . We all know terms are being updated before any mayor release. This could mean Telcoin Wallet v5 is coming SOON ! Repost to $TEL the world 🌎

@elonmusk They always are, Dutchies don't play around.

RDW was extremely rigorous in their review

@CryptoJelleNL Het werkt zeker al even van jouw Engelse posts naar NL, dat heb ik anders ingesteld omdat ik X in het Engels wil lezen. Door dit bericht dacht ik juist dat het weer verkeerd ging 😂

Het blijft belangrijk om deze langetermijn bear flag in de gaten te houden. Zolang $BTC niet door die weerstand heen komt, blijf ik rustig afwachten. Test: Deze tweet is geschreven in het Nederlands om de autovertaalfunctie van X te testen. Laat me weten of het heeft gewerkt!

@bitcoinpanda69 I think this works differently. They don't count the words every person alive says and divide it by 9 billion. They just follow one mediocre person and count how many words they say on an average day.

The average number of words spoken per human per day is 15,000 words Think I said a total of 13 words yday, along with several grunts of general acknowledgment Half were "thanks" for food Makes you wonder who is bringing up the average

Not all RWAs are equal. Some are synthetic exposure. Some are 1:1 backed by real assets. That difference matters.

@MerlijnTrader @grok @telcoin is already removed from this picture, so we can conclude $TEL is the big winner

Hey @Grok, remove the future winner of cross-border payments.

@Pentosh1 Interesting, but I usually lose 10% every day and gain about 5% per week.

If you lose 1% every day, for 100 days. You will only be down 63% It you make 1% every day for 100 days. You will be up 170% or 2.7x

@naiivememe A chance to make it in 2021

name one thing you had in 1994 but not 2026

@AlgodTrading I haven't made it yet, I can barely navigate metamask. What can I study to make use of this once in a lifetime opportunity?

We have an incredible amount of intelligence at our fingertips for $200/month If you haven’t made it and not locked in right now, you’re wasting once in a life time chance Think about ways to utilise this, majority are still sleeping on this which means you have an edge in niche markers for at least 1-2 years

@MichaelXBT I really love London. Off course not everything about it is perfect, but there's so much to see, do and eat!

I’m in London for a few days, and I would genuinely rather be in Dubai now during the war than here. I grew up in London, and it really has turned into an absolute sh*thole. No, I don’t get paid to say nice things about Dubai, it’s just better in every possible way.

@bitcoinpanda69 This should be read in reverse to be honest

Having a late lunch alone at a popular, trendy new local restaurant by bodyfat % 24%+: You enjoy a nice, delicious lunch by yourself while working on your laptop 20-23%: The cashier is polite. She recognizes you. Portions are slightly larger. She probably just wants to treat the regulars well. Nothin wrong with that! Other than that, uneventful lunch while working on the laptop. 16-19%: The cashier compliments your tattoo. She asks what it means? She is smiling and there is a bit of color in her cheeks. Portion sizes very good. Sit down to have the lunch while working on laptop, you cant help but notice several women glancing at you, tracking your movements. When you look they look away. Could be nothing of course. Once you are settled in and working, though, an uneventful lunch 13-15%: The cashier recognizes you as soon as you enter the restaurant and perks up. She is primping a little. fixing her hair. Youre next in line now. She smiles widely and calls you by your first name, saying she likes your shirt today it looks nice. Your cologne is on full attack and the proximity between you and this blushing latina milf is only a foot beyond the counter. The food is on the house today. She always wants to... reward... loyal customers. You stride towards your usual table and the eyes of most women follow you, which you cant help but notice, even though youre focused on work. A 25 year old art hoe sits at the table right next to yours and sets her own laptop up, facing away from you. She calls her friend and begins chatting LOUDLY to where focusing on work becomes difficult 10-12%: You enter the restaurant and the cashier milf freezes as she sees you, then stumbles over her words as she continues to help the current customer. When it's your turn her cheeks go beet red and she gets the anime eyes. The meal is free of course. It is always free. She offers the heaping portions up to you like a serf to a King, her breath trembling. You smile and thank her. Her world ends. Every woman in the restaurant is just staring at you with shameful, unrestrained heat. You meet their eye contact and they cannot look away. their eyes shimmer. You are, to them, a mirage One faints You sit down and open your laptop. A 25 year old art hoe traipses over and sits at the nearest table to you, and pulls out a tattered copy of Infinite Jest "wowwwwwww... interestingggguhhh" she keeps sayings while twirling her hair and looking up every 5 seconds to gauge your reaction The food is delicious but work is impossible Another pair of gorgeous stacies sits at the table to your left. They talk extremely loud about how there are such few masculine men anymore that have the courage to ask them out

@Axel_bitblaze69 Insane 🤯

After almost 4 years Jane street is now getting exposed and i'm fucking furious a quick walk through on what they did because this is insane, > may 2022. terra/ust collapses. $40B gone in 3 days. people lost everything. life savings. retirement accounts. gone. now we know jane street was behind it. the lawsuit that dropped this week shows they had inside info. a former terraform intern named bryce pratt joined jane street in 2021. he funneled insider information about terraform's liquidity moves to their trading desk. > may 7, 2022: terraform quietly pulls $150 million from curve pool. no announcement. just a silent withdrawal. ten minutes later. a wallet linked to jane street pulls $85 million from the same pool. ten. minutes. that withdrawal helped trigger the depeg. the death spiral started. luna went from $80 to basically zero. $40 billion evaporated. that crash killed celsius, three arrows capital, and eventually ftx. $8 billion in ftx customer funds gone. sbf is in prison for 25 years. jane street made record profits. $24 billion in revenue in just the first nine months of 2025. where it gets even worse is, they did the same shit in india. ran a pump and dump on bank nifty index for two straight years. made $580 million. india's securities board caught them with receipts. called them "untrustworthy actors" who held "millions of small investors hostage." banned them. froze $560 million in escrow. jane street's response is appealing it while still operating everywhere else. and then there's bitcoin. for over a year, btc got slammed every single morning at 10am eastern. same time. every day. guess who's an authorized participant for blackrock's bitcoin etf? jane street. they held $5.7 billion in ibit shares. they're literally plugged into the pipes that move bitcoin in and out of institutional wrappers. sell btc at the open. crash the price. liquidate the leveraged longs. buy back cheaper. meanwhile they increased their mstr position by 473% while everyone else was selling. and you know what happened after the lawsuit dropped? the 10am dump stopped. for the first time in months. bitcoin rallied 3% today. $323 million in shorts liquidated.. jane street made billions from every single collapse and just posted their most profitable quarter in wall street history. this is the system bitcoin was designed to replace tbh.. and i hope it gets done and dusted after all this

New to $TEL but aware of $XRP and other to-be “crypto banks”? @telcoin is the only on-chain DEPOSITORY CHARTER. - All the other “Bank” noise out there is about their TRUST CHARTER. - TRUST is just financial services. - DEPOSITORY is banking. DEPOSITORY is a real bank able to accept deposits, offer checking/savings, and operate like JPMorgan. TRUST can only custody assets and act as a fiduciary. “Early 2026” - Anytime now, history will be made by Telcoin ⏰💣

@AlgodTrading $TEL @TelcoinDAB is the first regulated cryptobank in the US. Telcoin's edge: Regulated fiat + DeFi for fast remittances & eUSD swaps via telecoms, skipping Western Union. Multi-layer system powers TEL fees/staking. Mobile-first, abstracts crypto for users, rewards telco partners

What project do you recommend me to look into? Not interested in memes but something with substance/utility Please make a compelling argument

@El_Crypto_Chapo @ethereum @krakenfx @grok TLDR buy $TEL

@ethereum @krakenfx @grok I need a TLDR

Ethereum is the #1 choice for global financial institutions. Over the last few months, adoption has accelerated. Here are 35 stories of how institutions are building on Ethereum. 1/ @krakenfx launched xStocks on Ethereum, issuing tokenized versions of popular U.S. stocks and ETFs as ERC-20 tokens. Kraken’s eligible clients can now deposit and withdraw fully collateralized equities, directly on Ethereum. 2/ @OndoFinance launched Ondo Global Markets on Ethereum with 100+ tokenized U.S. stocks & ETFs. 24/7 access to programmable equities, backed by real securities, is now available alongside DeFi integrations for lending, trading, and more. 3/ @ChinaAMC_HK launched its Select USD Money Market Fund on Ethereum, one of the first tokenized funds from a major Chinese asset manager. One of Asia’s largest firms (over $449B AUM) now provides access to high-quality, short-term USD instruments with 24/7 settlement. 4/ @Fidelity introduced the FDIT tokenized money market fund on Ethereum. The Fidelity Digital Interest Token (FDIT) brings the bank’s investors the speed of onchain settlement alongside the stability of traditional instruments. 5/ @Google announced the Agent Payments Protocol (AP2), enabling AI agents to autonomously execute payments using stablecoins on Ethereum. Built in collaboration with The Ethereum Foundation, Coinbase, MetaMask, and others, AP2 allows AI to transact securely, bridging the gap between automated intelligence and finance. 6/ @UBS, @PostFinance, @sygnumofficial, and the Swiss Bankers Association successfully piloted Deposit Tokens on Ethereum. By demonstrating legally binding cross-bank settlement on Ethereum’s public infrastructure, the proof-of-concept paves the way for programmable, instant, cross-institution settlement. 7/ Santander’s @openbank_es launched ETH trading services in Germany, allowing customers to buy, sell, and custody ETH directly through their bank accounts. This integration is a strong signal of institutional confidence in ETH under MiCa regulation. 8/ @AmericanExpress launched Amex Passport, blockchain-based travel stamps minted as NFTs on Ethereum L2 @base. Cardholders can now create an onchain record of experiences and memories from international trips, blending loyalty rewards with digital ownership. 9/ The first tokenized S&P 500 Index Fund licensed by @SPDJIndices, SPXA, was launched by @centrifuge on Base. 10/ SWIFT and 30+ banks are designing a blockchain ledger to support tokenized assets and real-time, 24/7 cross-border payments alongside existing financial systems, starting with a prototype with Consensys. @swiftcommunity connecting 11,500+ institutions globally will create a bridge between traditional finance and onchain value. 11/ @SocieteGenerale FORGE, an integrated subsidiary of the 161-year-old commercial bank, deployed EURCV & USDCV lending and trading on Ethereum DeFi protocols Morpho and Uniswap. One of the largest custodians in Europe now provides institutional-grade collateral and liquidity for DeFi markets. 12/ @Stripe expanded its crypto support on Ethereum to include stablecoin-based subscriptions and recurring billing. Hundreds of thousands of companies that use Stripe can now accept USDC for subscriptions with automatic renewals, building on Ethereum for lower-cost payments with near-instant settlement. 13/ @Securitize and @FGNexusio tokenized the FGNX stock on Ethereum, representing the first NASDAQ-listed preferred equity issued fully onchain. Ethereum is the platform to build programmable assets that bring public markets to the digital age. 14/ @AntGroup, the fintech behind @Alipay, launched @JovayNetwork, a L2 for institutional tokenization. The company behind one of the world's largest retail platforms is now building global institutional settlement for tokenized assets on Ethereum. 15/ @jpyc_official launched the world's first yen-pegged regulated stablecoin on Ethereum. Complaint, programmable yen transactions are now available worldwide, backed 1:1 by yen reserves under Japan’s Payment Services Act. 16/ @BNYglobal and Securitize announced a tokenized AAA-rated CLO fund on Ethereum. Institutional credit moving onchain brings liquidity and transparency to traditional asset classes. 17/ Google partnered with @Polymarket, integrating onchain prediction market data to Google search results. The largest search provider now leverages the Ethereum ecosystem as a primary source of truth. 18/ @StartaleGroup released the Startale App, a SuperApp for @soneium's growing Ethereum L2. Mainstream users in the Soneium L2 ecosystem can now access simple onchain interactions and rewards with a unified platform for wallets, assets, and apps. 19/ @jpmorgan migrated its tokenized deposit product, JPM Coin (JPMD), from its internal permissioned blockchain to Base. Moving from a private chain to an Ethereum L2 will meet demand from JPMorgan’s institutional clients for payments, collateral, and margin settlement on public infrastructure. 20/ @Mastercard announced it will build on Ethereum L2 @0xPolygon to expand its Crypto Credential program to self-custody wallets. Working with @mercuryo_io, the expansion will allow Mastercard users to send crypto using verified, human-readable aliases. 21/ @Amundi_ENG, Europe’s largest asset manager ($2.75T AUM), launched a tokenized share class of its euro money market fund on Ethereum mainnet. Bringing traditional cash management onchain unlocks 24/7 settlement and composability for euro-denominated capital. 22/ Sony Bank announced plans to launch a USD-pegged stablecoin on @soneium, its Ethereum L2, in early 2026. From gaming to finance, Sony is building its ecosystem’s home base on Ethereum. 23/ @WisdomTreeEU introduced the world’s first physically-backed ETP for @LidoFinance Staked Ether. The fund will provide European investors with regulated exposure to the spot price of stETH and its ETH staking rewards. 24/ The @CFTC announced a pilot program that will allow ETH, BTC, and USDC to be used as collateral in US derivatives markets, alongside new guidance on using tokenized assets as collateral. This marks a significant shift in how ETH and other digital assets can be integrated into regulated US markets. 25/ @BlackRock filed for a staked ETH ETF. Following the success of their spot ETH ETF, this filing seeks to unlock the value of Ethereum's native staking reward rate for traditional investors. 26/ The @ADI_Foundation, backed by IHC, announced the mainnet launch of institutional L2 @ADIChain_, part of the @zksync Elastic Network. Supported by the UAE's largest conglomerate, ADIChain will host the country's regulated stablecoins and aims to bring 1 billion people onchain across the Middle East, Asia and Africa. 27/ JP Morgan launched MONY, their first tokenized money market fund, on Ethereum mainnet. The firm seeded the fund with $100M of its own capital, signaling their commitment to public chain tokenization. 28/ @coinbase announced Coinbase Tokenize, built on Base, as their new end-to-end institutional platform for tokenizing RWAs. Combining issuance, custody, compliance, trading, and infrastructure, the new product will streamline the process of bringing assets like tokenized stocks, equities, funds, and real estate onchain in the Ethereum ecosystem. 29/ @RobinhoodApp added 500 tokenized assets on @arbitrum, bringing their platform to nearly 2000 assets tokenized. With over $14M in total tokenized value, Robinhood continues deepening their integration with Ethereum’s L2 ecosystem. 30/ @BlackRock, @Mastercard, and @FTI_Global partnered with the ADI Foundation in the UAE, builders of the ADIChain L2. The group will explore tokenized asset structures, digital asset regulatory frameworks, stablecoin settlement, and cross-border payment infrastructure. 31/ @SoFi became the first national US retail bank to issue a stablecoin (SoFiUSD) on a public, permissionless blockchain. Launched on Ethereum, SoFiUSD will first be used for faster, cheaper internal settlements for the fintech giant and its partners. 32/ @telcoin launched eUSD on Ethereum and Polygon, a regulated U.S. dollar stablecoin issued by Nebraska state-chartered digital asset depository institution Telcoin Digital Asset Bank. The launch marks another milestone in U.S.-regulated banks issuing stablecoins directly on public blockchains, bringing traditional regulated banking to the Ethereum ecosystem. 33/ @Grayscale distributed the first ETH staking rewards to ETHE ETF shareholders. In a first for US regulated products, investors received Ethereum’s native yield directly, proving that staked ETH ETFs can deliver the economic utility of the network. 34/ @MorganStanley filed for a Staked Ether ETF, doubling down on its crypto strategy. One of the world’s largest wealth managers is moving beyond spot exposure to capture Ethereum’s native staking yield for clients, signaling a shift to productive participation. 35/ The ADI Foundation partnered with M-Pesa to bring 60M+ users onchain. Africa’s largest mobile money platform is integrating blockchain rails to power instant cross-border payments and stablecoin transactions, merging massive fintech scale with Ethereum’s global settlement layer. — Ethereum is the trusted, global settlement layer for real-world adoption, used by institutions, governments, and enterprises worldwide. Learn more about building on the institutional liquidity layer: institutions.ethereum.org

@ItsTheJuggler Yesss, oh my I missed trading on @kucoincom

Do you know $TEL main exchange #Kucoin got an MICAR license (from austrian government) late november 2025 ! They will be restart trading for EU customers very soon ! kucoin.com/blog/en-kucoin…

@DozerProtocol This did not work for me. Send the hathor test transaction and never heard again

@ClearpoolFin @coingecko What does the request entail?

@SirRobArtII1 Hi Rob, could you tell us what you roi was during te last 3,4 years? I pulled a total of 3x. Currently still invested in $TEL with partial portfolio.

PUBLISHED A NEW MARKET UPDATE AND THOUGHTS ON WHERE CRYPTO IS HEADED: patreon.com/posts/market-u…

@Flip_Research 1 and 2 seem to contradict each other

1. The key to happiness in life is moderation in all aspects 2. The key to making money is to be batshit insane singularly obsessed with success Most focus on 1, hoping to move to 2 But you should be focused on 2 until you can afford 1. This plays out in a fractal too