Beau 🦌

This is insane…. #colleenballinger #mirandasings

@classfrenemy Amchur

ok so salt is salt and butter is fat but what fucking acid am I supposed to put on my popcorn

@DoeXfactor @jaaayLENo Mmmmm men should teach women then.if women teaching men we not gonna teach yall dumbasses too. Start movement guy. It’s not our problem

This app everyday has women teaching men how to treat women,most guys actually do treat women very well ,now reverse that and you rarely see women teach other women how to treat a guy. You want the traditional functions of a man to stay the same but you change the functions for women. The long days of men just providing and not getting equal or at least reciprocating are long gone. They have also chosen themselves,you don't buy him gifts,you don't celebrate his wins,you don't comfort him when he needs you,you don't support him when he needs you,you barely even help him out when he hits rock bottom but you still want him to provide for you emotionally, spiritually and financially. It takes a toll on a person.

I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao

@DaveVassar @_sorrengailll You just used 3 different pronouns. You’re also Gen X which is a label that you clearly identify with. I assume your own house is your own safe space (hopefully). So you actually DO use all of them and benefit lmaooo but okay “Try/Me”

@_sorrengailll Don't. Just don't. We don't care about your feelings, safe spaces, labels or anything like that. My pronouns are Try/Me.

What’s the “okay, boomer” equivalent for Gen X? Because they’re pissing me off

@leeknow_gem @Opioraryap @undertheraDara No thanks my God doesn’t need me to be saved lmaoooooo sorry yours does. Sucks

@BeausCrossing @Opioraryap @undertheraDara God is longsuffering but it looks like nothing to you because you dont understand Him nor can fathom His justice. Everyone gets judged in the end, just coz u dont see it doesn't mean its not happening. That's why its best to focus on ur own salvation nd work on healing the soul.

So god can destroy Sodom and Gomorrah but not Epstein island?

@SolRadiant7 @7Cruxe @ChrisAlvino Right like what do you mean someone other person has more right to touch MY BODY than MYSELF?! What the ever loving fuck???? I wil touch myself and do whatever the fuck I want with myself because it’s MY BODY first and foremost. Anyone I have sex with is allowed a temporary gift

@7Cruxe @ChrisAlvino that ain’t no problem! ain’t nun wrong with that, God KNOWS I enjoy a good hold off, but there shouldn’t be any EXPECTATION of that with social consequences if it’s not adhered to LMFAO. like me wanting to touch myself should not result in an argument!! ever!!

I hate that “why masturbate if you’re in a relationship” argument. do you think you have unlimited access to someone’s body and vice-versa? what happens when your partner DOESN’T want to or CAN’T fulfill that need? I swear we’re regressing. I argued about this at like 15!!!

@TinManzini @turbomander That spirit hasn’t been there since… 1969 :(

@turbomander And they didn’t even have the wine I asked for!

no disrespect to the hotel staff but i sort of feel like letting your guests check out any time they like but not actually allowing them to leave is just bad policy

@rjordanriley @ABmrJutt You think a vasectomy cuts off your dick? Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂

Men: “Women trap us with babies.” Also men: Don’t want vasectomies, condoms, or accountability.

@Justice_099 @ABmrJutt A man is the easiest thing in the world to get 😂😂😂 we get them without even wanting them. More like can yall stay away

Recent studies show that women should indeed date younger men due to constant genetic mutations of sperm after the age of 35. Since women are born with all our eggs, it’s actually sperm that causes all the issue. Men, you are the ones that are expired after 35!

@Mitchy94A @prinkasusa So weird for this lmao

@prinkasusa So does that mean im a dog because I got raped as a young boy

studies show that r*pe cases have dropped significantly in countries where they have given students “consent classes” so in conclusion men are like dogs, you have to train them young to have basic human decency because most of them lack common sense

@Opioraryap @undertheraDara So you agree that God does nothing and therefore is not “all loving” or “perfectly good”. Thank you!

@undertheraDara Why do you think it spends the better part of 2 chapters emphasizing this point? Events like this only happened twice in the entire Bible, stretching millennia; you try to argue it as though it's just another common day occurrence?! So asinine...

@Envirobridge @adafily Ew I don’t worship Jesus. I don’t give a shit about your god

@adafily Both are extremely disturbing in different ways. One seeks to destroy the innocence of a child, the other seeks to suppress the image of God in someone of the same sex or themselves, as a validation of either self-hate or hate for others of their own sex.

@DiscordTraveler @shawntifying You’re out here worried I think you’re cheating and meanwhile I’m worried you’re lying in a ditch somewhere. We are not the same

@shawntifying If your partner is insecure enough to need to know who youre with at all times or else they believe youre cheating on them, then they don’t trust you. And if your partner doesn’t trust you, theyre not someone you need to be in a relationship with

@cxovelurisi @niy2pretty Yes. And? You want people to be close to people that abused them? That’s weird. You’re weird for that.

@niy2pretty Immediately listing the person you are dating as your emergency contact screams "I'm not close to my family"

We're single not orphans

@suchnerve I’ve been ghosted before multiple times and done it. I think it’s weak minded to be so bothered by the actions of someone you don’t even know that well lol. Like what?

men are right to feel hurt by ghosting but they should also reflect on how much less common it would be if not for so many men responding to direct rejections with violence, making ghosting the only reliably safe way to do it

@JunijiiAQW @LobasPillowPet @squiggle889 @sunflower_babz Lmao you’re a fucking weirdo and your vibe is weird as fuck

@LobasPillowPet @squiggle889 @sunflower_babz Bullying needs to be widely accepted. To many retards out here need a reality check.

@Elsiri32 @JBrowss @colinrileycormi @Lord_Sotheary @ReclaimD1 @FearedBuck Womp womp

She was way too cool for any of these guys

@ArcaneAce @bjones306 @boomyzoomer @JourdenReid @FearedBuck I’m a woman 💀

@BeausCrossing @bjones306 @boomyzoomer @JourdenReid @FearedBuck Focus Beau. It's about why the men were not interested. They can't afford her.

@bjones306 @boomyzoomer @JourdenReid @FearedBuck I’m literally a woman 💀

@BeausCrossing @boomyzoomer @JourdenReid @FearedBuck Did the truth hurt your feelings a bit there Beou? I'm sure she'll come running for you any minute now.😉👍

@ennis_ha @Cocogoat_Main @DrWhatInTheHell @HalfwayPost Lmaooooo what the fuck? I’m a Hindu and we have marriage and my religion is older than you’re 💀 you’re kidding right? They get blessed by a Hindu priest 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

BREAKING: Several gay dating apps are reportedly threatening that, if the Supreme Court bans gay marriage, they'll reveal all the closeted Republican officials and members of Congress who have accounts on their platforms.

@DarrigoMelanie It’s just funny because it explains why we won’t have kids and absolutely no one can give me a convincing reason why I ever fucking would lol. If the government cares so goddamn much, then help facilitate it or watch in silence as we keep NOT HAVING BABIES 🤷‍♀️

- No universal healthcare - No paid family leave - No universal childcare - No tuition free public college - No guarantee of live-saving care when pregnant due to abortion bans - Average cost of $310k to raise a child to 18 yrs old Of course US birth rates are at an all-time low