Christian Hoehner

Every single thing you want in life is on the other side of something that sucks. That suck might be 100 workouts, 100 bland meals, 100 hours of work, or 100 hard conversations. Embrace it as the cost of entry. The answers you seek are found in the actions you avoid.

Man was not meant to monitor this many situations.

Our Skills-Based Federal Contracting Act prioritizes federal contracts based on demonstrated skills and ability, not academic pedigree. American ingenuity exists beyond campus gates and our taxpayers deserve competence and the best workers and subject matter experts available.

Getting the SSA's Death Master File permanently shared with the U.S. Treasury Department's Do Not Pay system is one of the most important policy wins for meaningfully addressing improper payments and fraud in federal programs/spending so far this Congress. More to come I hope!

@ConorRyan_93 @LizMair

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

We should celebrate people like Lindsey Vonn. Pushed herself to the absolute limit and failed trying. Many would have quit after the injury, but she had one more shot and took it.

I could watch an entire 24/7 TV channel dedicated to the behind the scenes of how the Olympics actually happen.

They did it. They made the perfect month.

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

Mapquest 7 hours into the Verizon outage

"Every participant gets a gift." -Robinhood So the gift was a black screen?

@statusisdown IOS app won’t connect despite the sensor’s WiFi connection appearing fine. And no trouble logging into my Google Account on the app.

We need to start teaching kids to diagram sentences again

Kentucky’s next Governor @JamesComer at Fancy Farm

DC @MayorBowser begins her testimony before @councilofdc on RFK Stadium by thanking @RepJamesComer @JoeBiden and @realDonaldTrump “this is a BFD a big deal” @nbcwashington

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

✅ PASSED: The House has passed my bill, the Protecting Our Nation’s Capital Emergency Act—a critical step toward restoring law and order in Washington. Learn more ➡️ garbarino.house.gov/media/press-re…

✅ PASSED: My bill to prohibit noncitizens from voting in DC elections just passed the House! It's common sense: Only American citizens should be able to vote in U.S. elections!

I just heard this speaker in person today at @BraneAudio’s Austin TX studio and have to say I agree with this review: “Best Wireless Speakers: Brane X Portable Audio System” theabsolutesound.com/articles/best-…