Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭

@ColonAllRed

I'm Colon AllRed, Currently unemployed.😢 Running for Congress, Texas District 33. Like the part of the lower GI system I'm named for, I'm full of 💩

Washington, DC (oops, Dallas ) Katılım Nisan 2024

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·12 Ara

@RepJasmine and @jamestalarico bumped me from the 2026 Senate election in Texas. DNC told me I'm just not crazy enough. FINE. I'll run for Congress again to get back in on the grift that way. Plus my wife is really on my case to get a job.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·9h

@SenWhitehouse @RepRoKhanna @SenBlumenthal That's right Shelly! We should steal the Oil Companies' money so instead of them re investing it in infrastructure and exploration and yes, paying dividends to stockholders😱, we Democrats can take that money and throw it in a block hole with no measurable result!🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Sheldon Whitehouse@SenWhitehouse·10h

On Earth Day, @RepRoKhanna, @SenBlumenthal, and I are calling for the passage of our Big Oil Profits Clawback bill. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·9h

@SenSchumer @SenateDems @SenateGOP Sure you are Chuck. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer·9h

Let’s take a look at the stark contrast between @SenateDems and @SenateGOP: @SenateGOP wants to shell out billions to an out-of-control ICE force with 0 reforms. @SenateDems want to put that money back in your pocket. Republicans are bending the knee to Donald Trump and Stephen Miller. Democrats are standing with the American people.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·10h

@GovernorVA You're so right Abby! You restored fairness in Virginia elections by making them unfair! Bravo! I'm nominating you for U-Haul Salesperson of the year. It'll be tough to beat @GavinNewsom and @ZohranKMamdani but I know you can do it. You're ruining Virginia at an amazing pace!🤡

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Governor Abigail Spanberger@GovernorVA·11h

Weeks of attacks. Millions of dollars spent misrepresenting my position — and President Obama’s — on this referendum. Virginia voters saw through it anyway.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·10h

@ChrisLoesch @DLoesch That thread made me tired, I need a nap now. Don't mess with the Dana!

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Chris Loesch 𝕏@ChrisLoesch·11h

@DLoesch @damintoell 🤣

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Dana Loesch@DLoesch·1d

How many people must die before @splcenter is officially designated a domestic terror hate group? The left has blood all over their hands.

KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat

Four months before Charlie Kirk was murdered, the SPLC placed TPUSA on their hate map next to the KKK and neo-nazis... Now, we learn the SPLC was secretly funnelling millions to the KKK and neo-nazis. Truly evil people x.com/KanekoaTheGrea…

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·12h

@RepJayapal Too bad Democrat politicians are ruining it for everyone.

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Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapal·13h

Happy Earth Day! I am deeply grateful to have the opportunity to represent a district and state with so much natural beauty. We must all work together to protect this beautiful planet that we call home.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·13h

@GovernorVA Yep, you won by about two percent Abby, congratulations. The dead people and non citizen vote was decisive! Now you're free to really start the abuse of your citizens! West Virginia was part of Virginia once, before Democrats started the Civil War. Is South Virginia next?🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Governor Abigail Spanberger@GovernorVA·13h

Virginia voters made their voices heard last night. We are responding to actions other states took at the behest of the President. We are meeting the urgency of this moment. And, importantly, we are preserving Virginia’s bipartisan redistricting process into the future.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·23h

@KamalaHarris You're right Kammie! Democrats are way better at rigging elections than Republicans, Kammie. They just proved it again in Virginia!🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris·1d

Donald Trump and Republicans have tried to rig the 2026 midterms. Today in Virginia, voters sent them a clear message: The power is with the people.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·23h

@JakeSherman But the stunt the Democrats just pulled in Virginia is totally legal, am I right?

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Jake Sherman@JakeSherman·1d

JEFFRIES STATEMENT, with a warning for Florida. “If Florida Republicans proceed with this illegal scheme, they will only create more prime pick-up opportunities for Democrats, just as they did with Trump’s dummymander in Texas. We will aggressively target for defeat Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills and Brian Mast. We are prepared to take them all on, and we are prepared to win. “Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time.”

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·23h

@jamestalarico Suspending taxes is blasphemy in the Democrat party, little Jimmy. Expect a call from the DNC!

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James Talarico@jamestalarico·1d

Today I’m proposing we suspend the federal gas and diesel taxes to give Americans some relief. The people who started this war in Iran don’t have to worry about the price of gas every day. But we do. Suspend the gas tax. Suspend the diesel tax. End the war in Iran.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·23h

@CynicalPublius @BarackObama The People's Commonwealth of Virginia has been born! @GovernorVA Abigail Spanberger, Chairman. Abby and the Democrats pulled a fast one! The wording on the ballot was kind of like, "vote yes to restore fair elections"! Now elections in Virginia will be anything but fair!🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·1d

@BarackObama Filthy liar.

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Barack Obama@BarackObama·1d

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·1d

@ChrisMurphyCT is scum of the lowest order.

Sean Parnell@SeanParnellUSA

First of all this is false. Second, a Dem senator cheering on the number one state sponsor of terror is shameful.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·2d

@Acyn @AOC Imagine if you will, AOC in the situation room. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱😱😱

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Acyn@Acyn·2d

AOC: In some ways, you kind of want this guy on a golf course more than you want him in the Oval Office. But that also calls into question the 25th Amendment, because if the determination is that Trump cannot be trusted in the Situation Room, then he’s not fit to be president.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·2d

@RepJayapal Rangers and Navy Seals wearing dresses isn't a good look Prammie. It's the Department of War, not the department of gender dysphoria.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapal·2d

Countless trans people have already been forced out of the military because of Trump’s trans military ban. Attempting to kick out those remaining is a gross politicization of our military.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·2d

@RepJayapal You mean bets made by you and the rest of Congress?

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Rep. Pramila Jayapal@RepJayapal·2d

It’s incredibly suspicious that every time Trump is about to make an announcement about the Iran war, there are perfectly timed bets and futures trading. This needs to be investigated immediately — anyone insider trading must be held accountable. theguardian.com/world/2026/apr…

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·3d

@GovernorVA @MikeFeggans @JeremyMcPike Here come the blackouts!🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Governor Abigail Spanberger@GovernorVA·3d

I was proud to sign legislation by @MikeFeggans & @JeremyMcPike requiring power companies to develop demand flexibility programs for large energy users — to help protect ratepayers, avoid costly new infrastructure, and keep our grid reliable. Innovative solutions Virginia needs.

Delegate Michael Feggans@MikeFeggans

My bill to use innovative technology to lower energy demand in Virginia has been signed into law. HB284, Demand Flexibility, takes a smarter approach to managing energy demand as our grid faces growing pressure from data centers and expanding communities. Instead of costly new infrastructure, this program allows large users to shift when and how they use energy through off-peak usage, storage, and load balancing. The result: a more reliable grid, lower long-term costs, and a smarter system for ratepayers.

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·3d

@RepDanGoldman Ummm....Little Danny, need I remind you that you and your Democrat cronies cut off funding for FEMA, because you're throwing a tantrum about ICE enforcing the law and deporting violent criminals here illegally.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Rep. Dan Goldman@RepDanGoldman·3d

Unlike Trump’s $300m golf trips or Kristi Noem’s $200m ad campaign, disaster response is an absolute necessity that deserves funding. Trump’s plan to gut FEMA was senseless and indefensible. It seems the administration is finally backtracking and quietly recognizing how absurd it was to fire its chief for simply defending the agency’s existence. FEMA is a life-saving agency, and its funding should never be politicized and held hostage to Trump’s political whims.

NBC News@NBCNews

President Trump is expected to nominate Cameron Hamilton to serve as administrator of FEMA, nearly a year after he was removed as its acting head following testimony to Congress in which he defended the agency's existence. nbcnews.com/politics/trump…

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Colon AllRed (Parody?)🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇭@ColonAllRed·3d

@EdKrassen @RoKhanna A Democrat President would be in the situation discussing how much cash to send the Iranian regime to finance their nuclear weapons, that they can then lob at us at their leisure. Prove me wrong.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·3d

Congressman @RoKhanna: “Let me tell you what a Democratic president is never going to do. An Israeli Prime Minister is not going to be sitting in the situation room telling an American president what to do. Only Americans will be in that situation room.”