Gary Baldy

219 posts

Gary Baldy

@ConFairbrother

nobody dies a virgin because life fucks us all.

Katılım Ekim 2013

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·21 Eki

@lifeisasongg @Joelyn45205201 @chartdata @h0metoanother1 Good? I want to know how good the music is doing I don’t care how many individual records they sold if there’s like 70000 different versions. It’s like authors buying their own book to get it into best seller lists. It’s bollocks.

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aura farmer // st spoilers@lifeisasongg·21 Eki

@Joelyn45205201 @chartdata @h0metoanother1 That will affect every single artist

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chart data@chartdata·20 Eki

Billboard announces changes to recurrent rule on Hot 100: Songs will be removed from the chart if falling: Below #5 after 78 weeks Below #10 after 52 weeks Below #25 after 26 weeks Below #50 after 20 weeks

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·13 Eki

@LouXpress @TheFigen_ What the fuck is this slop

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LouXpress@LouXpress·12 Eki

@TheFigen_ Where Atlantic meets Pacific!

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·16 Ağu

@LozzaFox Jesus wept. Guys, there have been no details released of the jury. They never do that. For obvious reasons. They unanimously found him not guilty.

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Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·15 Ağu

50% of the jury pool who cleared the slit everyone’s throat man aren’t even British. There you have it chaps. Sleep well.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·16 Haz

@dogedaddy69420 @buffys If in this was a woman, you really think in the situation where men who have wives and maybe children, paying women for company or sex the woman is the bad guy? Bffr💀

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Jay@dogedaddy69420·16 Haz

@buffys What the fuck happened that most of the girls in America have no shame about being whores? Is that what feminism is? Its disgusting.

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໊@buffys·15 Haz

2 years ago today, my sugar daddy died.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·11 Haz

@ThomasDownes8 @elonmusk Mayhem is a crime. Unlawful mayhem implies some sort of legal mayhem.

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Thomas Downes@ThomasDownes8·11 Haz

@elonmusk Elon, don't simply take photos. Please consider arresting that young man for unlawful mayhem.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·9 Haz

This is not ok

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·11 May

@_imey @adampollock Poor things, all their hundreds of thousands of pounds tied up in owning their own home😔😔

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svengali@_imey·10 May

@adampollock Older people tend to have smaller appetites, so you'll probably find that the portions on many of these dishes may appear slight or meagre by usual standards. It's not universally true, but a lot of pensioner's wealth isn't liquid, but tied up in property.

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Adam James Pollock@AdamPollock·10 May

Local restaurant now offering very cheap food for pensioners, while ordinary people have to pay the more expensive prices. Why do the wealthiest age group in the country get everything so much cheaper? It makes no sense.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·11 May

@Emma_A_Webb @db_fink @adampollock So we have to work hard to subsidise the wealthiest demographic? No thanks x

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Emma Trimble@Emma_A_Webb·11 May

@db_fink @adampollock Yes, that’s what being young is like. You’ve got to work for things. That takes time.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·3 May

@zoomski23 @SLINKYBABE34 @fesshole Ummmmm okay and who’s going to be the one fighting for you if they are treating you differently?

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Is Mise Éire@zoomski23·3 May

@SLINKYBABE34 @fesshole Only one person in any company needs to join a union…then nobody can be treated any differently to anybody else on the basis of being a member or not. Unions will never tell you this…that’s why they’re so rich !! If people did this then they’d change their tune pretty quickly☘️

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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·2 May

Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·29 Mar

@NashJude @fesshole Sometimes people just use Mdash. I love them. You’d never even noticed them before you saw a post talking about it.

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Dulapeep Jude@NashJude·26 Mar

@fesshole Believable scenario but I wish submissions didn’t use chatgpt 🙁

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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·26 Mar

Had a date over, ordered Domino's. Noticed sauce on her cheek, so I tried to wipe it off—real smooth. After a couple of failed wipes, she deadpanned, "That's a spot." She left shortly after. I, however, am still here, haunted.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·15 Şub

@Mike_mac_93 @robdcht Yeah people should demand respect.. that’s how it works 💀🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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Rob ✨@robdcht·14 Şub

Giving lectures at uni: Good. Students calling you “sir”: Not good.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·15 Şub

@johnsmith080400 @briansinfield1 @Haggis_UK Okay and you are really equating *murder* of political enemies with a response to riots? Seriously now, MURDER, actual assassination, death. To a speech about riots? I don’t really even like the guy but that’s crazy.

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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK·14 Şub

This absolute clown lives in the Uk. 🤮 "I think it would be a great thing if the Russians invaded Britain." #LBC

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·15 Şub

@DebLaughton @MrEdMaths @Haggis_UK @Keir_Starmer Think as pigshit💀 you’re happy to make claims and have absolutely no evidence of them?

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Debbie Laughton@DebLaughton·13 Şub

@MrEdMaths @Haggis_UK @Keir_Starmer Do your own research!

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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK·12 Şub

Keir Starmer: "She complains about scripted answers, but her script doesn't allow her to listen to the answer..." #PMQs

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·15 Şub

@deliriousfruit @brodsky_evan @dpkbell82 @robbiewilliams What an ill informed take.

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Faraway@deliriousfruit·13 Şub

@brodsky_evan @dpkbell82 @robbiewilliams Rap is not art, sooo...

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Robbie Williams@robbiewilliams·12 Şub

OMG. I’ve just been asked to do next year’s halftime at the Super Bowl. So honoured guys. Thank you 🤝🙌❤️

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·14 Ara

@Davidcooper1983 @fesshole Not hard to fiddle that

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Coops@Davidcooper1983·14 Ara

@fesshole The receipt you submit for expensives would show the price of the ticket 🧐

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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·14 Ara

My company are fantastically tight about everything, ie not paying for hotels as taxis home are £5 cheaper. So I have been adding the 1/3 discount from my railcard back into my expenses for the last 5 years. I'm £1.7k up so far and no plans to stop now.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·4 Ara

@HarmonyHaven_1 Butter is literally something like 65% saturated fat ffs💀

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HarmonyHaven@HarmonyHaven_1·2 Ara

Myth: It is high in saturated fat and clogs arteries. Fact: Butter, especially grass-fed butter, is a source of vitamins A, D, E and K. In moderation, it can be part of a healthy diet.

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HarmonyHaven@HarmonyHaven_1·2 Ara

You've been lied to. The foods they say are killing you… They are actually superfoods. Here are 8 foods you should eat every day: 1. Butter

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·4 Ara

@Pork_Chop_Exps @alisvitaa @w71801 @CriticalCupcake @elonmusk No one is arguing it isn’t “above average”, it isn’t enough to raise a family of 4/5 on though.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·3 Ara

Extreme birth rate collapse is the biggest danger to human civilization by far

MUSKOSOPHY@muskosophy

Elon Musk: “So many people, including smart people, think there are too many people in the world and think the population is growing out of control. It's completely the opposite. Please look at the numbers. If people don't have more children, civilization is going to crumble.”

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·24 Kas

@transwidows @msjoven @jk_rowling Then why are you arguing about not having more than one bathroom?

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Trans Widows’ Voices.@transwidows·23 Kas

@ConFairbrother @msjoven @jk_rowling No. They don’t need to be segregated as they are not public toilets.

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J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·23 Kas

This is such a clever, original argument! I get it now! I've got a gender-neutral bed in my house too, so anyone should be able to come sleep in it with me! I've got a gender-neutral front door and gender-neutral windows, too - henceforth I'll leave them open! Thank you!🤯

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·23 Kas

@transwidows @msjoven @jk_rowling Based on recent data 87% of New houses have 2 or 3 bathrooms, and if they do should they be segregated? Seems absolutely bizarre to me.

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Trans Widows’ Voices.@transwidows·23 Kas

@msjoven @jk_rowling Most people don’t have more than one bathroom.

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·28 Eki

@PragmaticMind_ @IanSyson @mrjamesob That among many things I would assume.

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James O'Brien@mrjamesob·28 Eki

What is the refund application process for people who contributed to the ‘legal costs’ of a serial criminal who then pleaded guilty at the first opportunity? (Asking for a bunch of gullible racists…)

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Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·10 Eki

@mrjamesob the right wing media:

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@lifeisasongg @Joelyn45205201 @chartdata @LouXpress @TheFigen_ @LozzaFox @dogedaddy69420 @buffys