Gary Baldy

219 posts

Gary Baldy

Gary Baldy

@ConFairbrother

nobody dies a virgin because life fucks us all.

Katılım Ekim 2013
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@lifeisasongg @Joelyn45205201 @chartdata @h0metoanother1 Good? I want to know how good the music is doing I don’t care how many individual records they sold if there’s like 70000 different versions. It’s like authors buying their own book to get it into best seller lists. It’s bollocks.
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chart data@chartdata·
Billboard announces changes to recurrent rule on Hot 100: Songs will be removed from the chart if falling: Below #5 after 78 weeks Below #10 after 52 weeks Below #25 after 26 weeks Below #50 after 20 weeks
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@LozzaFox Jesus wept. Guys, there have been no details released of the jury. They never do that. For obvious reasons. They unanimously found him not guilty.
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Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
50% of the jury pool who cleared the slit everyone’s throat man aren’t even British. There you have it chaps. Sleep well.
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@dogedaddy69420 @buffys If in this was a woman, you really think in the situation where men who have wives and maybe children, paying women for company or sex the woman is the bad guy? Bffr💀
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Jay@dogedaddy69420·
@buffys What the fuck happened that most of the girls in America have no shame about being whores? Is that what feminism is? Its disgusting.
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@buffys·
2 years ago today, my sugar daddy died.
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Thomas Downes@ThomasDownes8·
@elonmusk Elon, don't simply take photos. Please consider arresting that young man for unlawful mayhem.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
This is not ok
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@_imey @adampollock Poor things, all their hundreds of thousands of pounds tied up in owning their own home😔😔
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svengali@_imey·
@adampollock Older people tend to have smaller appetites, so you'll probably find that the portions on many of these dishes may appear slight or meagre by usual standards. It's not universally true, but a lot of pensioner's wealth isn't liquid, but tied up in property.
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Adam James Pollock@AdamPollock·
Local restaurant now offering very cheap food for pensioners, while ordinary people have to pay the more expensive prices. Why do the wealthiest age group in the country get everything so much cheaper? It makes no sense.
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Is Mise Éire
Is Mise Éire@zoomski23·
@SLINKYBABE34 @fesshole Only one person in any company needs to join a union…then nobody can be treated any differently to anybody else on the basis of being a member or not. Unions will never tell you this…that’s why they’re so rich !! If people did this then they’d change their tune pretty quickly☘️
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@NashJude @fesshole Sometimes people just use Mdash. I love them. You’d never even noticed them before you saw a post talking about it.
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Dulapeep Jude
Dulapeep Jude@NashJude·
@fesshole Believable scenario but I wish submissions didn’t use chatgpt 🙁
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Had a date over, ordered Domino's. Noticed sauce on her cheek, so I tried to wipe it off—real smooth. After a couple of failed wipes, she deadpanned, "That's a spot." She left shortly after. I, however, am still here, haunted.
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@Mike_mac_93 @robdcht Yeah people should demand respect.. that’s how it works 💀🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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Rob ✨@robdcht·
Giving lectures at uni: Good. Students calling you “sir”: Not good.
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@johnsmith080400 @briansinfield1 @Haggis_UK Okay and you are really equating *murder* of political enemies with a response to riots? Seriously now, MURDER, actual assassination, death. To a speech about riots? I don’t really even like the guy but that’s crazy.
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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK·
This absolute clown lives in the Uk. 🤮 "I think it would be a great thing if the Russians invaded Britain." #LBC
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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK·
Keir Starmer: "She complains about scripted answers, but her script doesn't allow her to listen to the answer..." #PMQs
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Robbie Williams@robbiewilliams·
OMG. I’ve just been asked to do next year’s halftime at the Super Bowl. So honoured guys. Thank you 🤝🙌❤️
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Coops@Davidcooper1983·
@fesshole The receipt you submit for expensives would show the price of the ticket 🧐
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My company are fantastically tight about everything, ie not paying for hotels as taxis home are £5 cheaper. So I have been adding the 1/3 discount from my railcard back into my expenses for the last 5 years. I'm £1.7k up so far and no plans to stop now.
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HarmonyHaven@HarmonyHaven_1·
Myth: It is high in saturated fat and clogs arteries. Fact: Butter, especially grass-fed butter, is a source of vitamins A, D, E and K. In moderation, it can be part of a healthy diet.
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HarmonyHaven@HarmonyHaven_1·
You've been lied to. The foods they say are killing you… They are actually superfoods. Here are 8 foods you should eat every day: 1. Butter
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J.K. Rowling
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·
This is such a clever, original argument! I get it now! I've got a gender-neutral bed in my house too, so anyone should be able to come sleep in it with me! I've got a gender-neutral front door and gender-neutral windows, too - henceforth I'll leave them open! Thank you!🤯
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Gary Baldy
Gary Baldy@ConFairbrother·
@transwidows @msjoven @jk_rowling Based on recent data 87% of New houses have 2 or 3 bathrooms, and if they do should they be segregated? Seems absolutely bizarre to me.
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James O'Brien
James O'Brien@mrjamesob·
What is the refund application process for people who contributed to the ‘legal costs’ of a serial criminal who then pleaded guilty at the first opportunity? (Asking for a bunch of gullible racists…)
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