Andy

@enterprisecares So you'd "like to discuss this further with me", but actually, you don't want to discuss this with me since you on the Social Media team only "help direct our customers online to the best teams" Thanks for wasting more of my time Enterprise. Will use @Avis or @SixtUK next time

@GambitUK Hello, we would like to discuss this further with you. Please send us a DM with your full name, rental agreement number and any additional details. Thank you. -Kim twitter.com/messages/compo…

Highly recommend avoiding @UKEnterprise @Enterprise @enterprisecares for any car rentals... they are pushing me to pay a parking fine that was issued outside their branch _after_ return of the car. Taken days to get them to admit timings but wont pay their own fine?! #fraud #con

@RJLTan @Ocado Same. Absolute joke

@Ocado are you having a laugh? 26 items missing and 2 substitutions from my Christmas delivery as well as now running over an hour late. Merry Christmas…

@coli23 @Ocado Same. Absolute joke

@Ocado Loyal customer that uses you all year and my delivery tonight has more missing items than items being delivered. I booked this weeks ago and now have no Christmas dinner basically!! Time to move on to another supermarket I think.

Well @Ocado you've properly let yourself down. Over 30 items, all of our chilled Xmas food is not arriving... How can you trust online delivery if you can't even make Christmas?! Disgraceful

@CommunityFibre outage in DA6 this morning...

@JezCorden Totally agree. For me, Amazon announcement has opened up two more rooms where I can play my Xbox without needing to do or buy anything - that's a great thing

not sure why some people think microsoft's xbox cloud gaming push is a "bad" thing. really need to see bigger picture here. - it's for ppl who won't ever own a console. or want to a supplementary experience. NOT a replacement. - it's cheaper for Microsoft if people play games natively. this is additive. and heavily blocked by apple/google. - it GROWS the XBOX INSTALL BASE because the games are the XBOX version, not PC version (at least today). - bigger Xbox install base = more devs interested in the platform. - bigger Xbox install base = more likely to keep making local hardware. - better for regions where hardware import taxes are crazy. - bring your own games is still planned (heard later this year is timeline, not every publisher will sign up but many, many MANY games will). i will say I agree that Xbox's "no console needed" marketing spiel is absolutely tone deaf and reductive, though. you should never be putting that message out there IMO.

@IKEAUKSupport So you arbitrarily decide to pack into heavy boxes so you can charge more for delivery arbitrarily. Good business model, except I won't be buying because of it

@GambitUK You are correct Andy, however the £25.00 delivery charge applies if each package weights less than 25KG per box. One of the packages weighs 40KG and that is why it is charged at the higher delivery price. Thanks - Natalie

@IKEAUK How can a £150 item (694.833.26) have a £40 delivery - nearly 1/3 extra. Your site says delivery starts at £25? Click and collect is unavailable (even if I wanted to) Makes purchasing from your impossible to justify

@IKEAUKSupport That isn't what it says on the link you sent me above... Not being funny, according to that it says you can deliver a bed for that much. Where does it say anything about size?!

@GambitUK 1/2 The price of delivery is calculated on the size and weight of the order. Sadly, the item you are wanting is classed as a large delivery and therefore is priced at £40.00. There will be a message to follow containing a link to our delivery options and pricing:

@IKEAUKSupport Just posting the details doesn't make it better, a billy bookcase doesn't weigh 150kg. You're intentionally ripping us off even per your own delivery details

@GambitUK 2/2 #18fc406b-0a57-11ec-912c-d5190c7baa2c" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ikea.com/gb/en/customer… - Thanks Natalie

@IKEAUKSupport I mean, you tell yourselves that if you like, but no way does it cost £40 to drop a parcel off if you plan your logistics carefully Not to worry, it just means I'll have to look elsewhere, because it's not reasonable to pay 30% of the cost of what I want on delivery

@GambitUK Hello Andy, the delivery charge covers the cost of your delivery, IKEA do not benefit from delivering orders. The cost of the delivery covers the cost of the truck and the resources used to get your order to you. Thanks - Natalie

Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.

Just been chatting with @eBay @eBay_UK and they knowingly allow fraud to occur on their platform - sellers who prominently advertise a warranty they have no intention of honoring. And they simply don't care - after 90days you're dust. When will @GOVUK properly regulate?

@skyparksecure No I'm not. The flight lands on the same date, just earlier in the day

@GambitUK Hi Andy, having checked your emails, you are wanting to change the date, not just the time, which is something we cannot do. We have advised the alternative options for you though.

Would highly suggest not using @skyparksecure - seems they are unable to deal with even a simple change in flight times without cancelling and re-placing a booking

@olicollett Lucky Saint only £7 - bargain!!!

@olicollett What's on the beer list?

@JezCorden The last game wasn't good imho. I'm not sure why but having loved every other entry in the series I could not get in to that one at all... Agree tho that the franchise deserves life

Pain. Deus Ex is one of the most wasted franchises in recent memory. Human Revolution was incredible.

I'll use your latest app @BBCNews when you give me my android widget back. Until then stop trying to make me... It still works fine