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HelMac500

@HMac500

Someone to love. Something to do. Something to look forward to. This is what matters.

On Wathaurong land Katılım Aralık 2019
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
Donald Trump hates women.
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HelMac500@HMac500·
@PeterPolites This makes sense to me. A gay woman has been awful to me for calling out a creep. I’d never met her but she said ‘I don’t want to hear anything about so & so’. I’d never met her but she is hostile when we cross paths. And yeah, straight guys - small doses & low expectations.
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I wanna say something. Straight women actually hate straight men. The only women that like straight men are Lesbians.
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cow@cowincrisis·
ate grass and shit it out #productive
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HelMac500@HMac500·
@ThePomKat @replygirlsystem @emma__jayne14 I had to give both barrels to a pest across the road. Small town. Awks. Then followed up with a long & brutal text to warn any others with similar creepy vibes. I knew he’d go have a sook to everyone & anyone. Peace reigns.
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Emma@emma__jayne14·
We got home late and as I was putting the key in the door “hello Emma” from behind me in the dark. “I’m making more food and I thought I’d bring you some. Did you like the other food that I brought you?” Ffs
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New neighbour introduced himself yesterday, told me when he’d bring over some of his cooking, came today to say he would have asked to take us out for a meal if it didn’t seem impertinent that he only met us yesterday and then came back with his cooking and a box of chocolates

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Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
Good morning, ya fucking weirdos.
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HelMac500@HMac500·
@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn I must be getting over my bewildered exhaustion bc I’m laughing again 🤷‍♀️
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
@Acyn Oh my god. He’s talking about Chinese food restaurants. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Acyn@Acyn·
Trump: Chinese restaurants in America today outnumber the five largest fast food chains in the United States all combined. That's a pretty big statement.
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Margarine 😷@Buttermarg2·
@TimWilsonMP @AlboMP I saw you. You asked a stupid question to scaremonger & encourage fear. Childish & dumb. The people of Goldstein were dudded.
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Tim Wilson
Tim Wilson@TimWilsonMP·
First question in Question Time: Will @AlboMP rule out capital gains tax on the family home? A: Wouldn’t rule it out. Next Q: Will @AlboMP rule out a death tax? A: Wouldn’t rule it out. I guess if you don’t answer 50 times over it wont be played back to you.
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Abier@abierkhatib·
How have I never watched an Iraqi stand-up comedian before? I’ve been sleeping on this. Goodness
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Charles Harvey
Charles Harvey@CJHarvey56·
If there is one thing Australians hate it’s favouritism, a group being treated more generously because of who they are and what they stand for. “Antisemitism” conflated because Israel is openly conducting a genocide in Gaza and destroying Lebanese villages.1/
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rebecca of New Farm Heights 🌈
SIA cabin crew are the best… “Is there anything else I can get you madam…?” “Why yes, I’d like to be heavily sedated for the entire duration of the flight, is that something that can be arranged…?” 🤔
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HelMac500@HMac500·
@Camel_Crushin Never watched any Cruise film…except one time War of the Worlds very briefly until I realised he was in it. I’m old enough to have seen the original. We call cruises Petri dishes.
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
Go on a cruise? Bitch, I won’t even watch movies starring Tom Cruise.
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HelMac500@HMac500·
@MorahanJason @DrewPavlou So Jase, a traffic misdemeanour? Anything else? How did you know the offender was a middle aged Arab? Given the dramatic tale, surely you’d have some kind of footage hey? Pathetic.
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Jason Morahan
Jason Morahan@MorahanJason·
@DrewPavlou I'm finding lately being bullied and assaulted by middle aged Arabs for the most ridiculous things that aren't a problem for others to do like lawfully changing car lanes causing road rage, with such degree of aggression it makes me think something else is going on with them.
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Rupert's Conscience
Rupert's Conscience@RupertsConscie1·
🚨🚨Astonishing budget largesse for Zionists... Includes $22 Million to the Jewish Hakoah club? $102 fucking Million to an Israeli lobby group?!?!? 100's of Millions to the wealthiest community in Australia?!?! 🤔🤔
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Woody@liberals_ipa·
@MartinRolfe2 Would love to hear this one. We are funding a very small group of extremely wealthy people who get to dictate our rights and freedoms and we are paying for it.
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Marty Fargo
Marty Fargo@MartinRolfe2·
Hey Albo! Can you explain why the Jewish community gets $604m and the Muslim community $24m? Or: $5209 per Jewish Australian. $29 per Muslim Australian. I'm sure there's a really good reason, so what is it?
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Carl Bovis
Carl Bovis@CarlBovisNature·
My mum, Sandra, is 76 today! 🥳🎁🎂🎉🤗😍❤️
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HelMac500@HMac500·
@MisinfoFact @MikeCarlton01 ‘Everyone else’ is not something they concern themselves with which explains how they got to where they are. If I said this out loud when I was younger I’d have been attacked, humiliated & ridiculed. Everybody knows.
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Mike Carlton
Mike Carlton@MikeCarlton01·
🤣😅😂 The poor bastard will have to keep the Porsche for another year. Humiliating. 🤣😅😂
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