Jason Hamby

The Dallas Cowboys will never win a divisional round playoff game with a Jones, of the Arkansas Jonses in ownership. Put it in Three. Inch. Headlines.

@RobGeorge @MattWelch I would love it if the president could not lock up like Biden, or be an embarrassment for once in a decade…

In 2003-ish during height of Iraq war, Tony Blair addressed the Congress and made a reference to Britain burning down the White House during the War of 1812. He looks around and says something like “Our bad. Bygones.” Everybody cracked up, but that’s the guest making a joke that all share in equally. Not this.

Unprofessional.

@Not2BeTrite @VylerTalentine x.com/ipazrgr8/statu…

@VylerTalentine The GM will never be fired. Job security is the curse with Dallas.

Dallas fans are so Stockholm'd they truly think a first time DC and some dollar store purchases are gonna get them out front. It's not remotely enough, they haven't done enough and they won't do enough. Just accept the "new" normal.

When you have to tell people how smart or classy you are…

@DallasPD Throw away the key

On March 16, 2026, at approximately 11:15 a.m., Dallas Police officers assigned to the Project Safe Neighborhood Task Force located a vehicle that was reported stolen in an armed carjacking on March 15. The officers called for additional units and AIR-1 to maintain visual contact with the vehicle before attempting a traffic stop in the 12300 block of Greenville Avenue. As officers approached and ordered the driver to exit the vehicle, the car took off, and the officers immediately began to pursue it. With AIR-1 overhead, the suspect drove the wrong way down Greenville Avenue, and officers chased the driver onto I-635 with the suspect’s speed approaching 120 miles per hour. The suspect exited the freeway at Jupiter Road and continued to speed through residential areas. Because the helicopter was tracking the suspect, officers were able to safely navigate the residential areas and surface streets, following the suspect back onto I-635. The suspect sped through a construction zone, again reaching speeds over 100 miles per hour until he exited on Town East Boulevard and headed into the City of Mesquite, driving into oncoming traffic into the 2000 block of Town East Boulevard. With traffic building ahead, the suspect attempted to drive over the median and his vehicle became disabled. Dallas Police officers, assisted by officers from Mesquite and deputies from the Dallas Sheriff’s Office, took the suspect into custody. He was identified as 46-year-old Alfredo Hernandez and charged with Unauthorized Use of a Motor Vehicle, a state jail felony; Evading Arrest or Detention with a Vehicle, a third-degree felony; Manufacture / Delivery of a Controlled Substance, a second-degree felony; and Unlawful Possession of a Firearm by Felon, a third-degree felony. Additional charges may be filed as the investigation continues. This investigation is documented under case number 037178-2026.

@OBrianHargrave Very interesting…

They still have never said what he did

@MattWelch @RobGeorge The joke is funny, if I tell it…

@RobGeorge Exactly.

@JohnOwning @timeforjeffrey

@timeforjeffrey the best LB isn't even on your rankings!!!

One silly goose’s (geese?) current NFL Draft LB rankings: 1 - Sonny Styles 2 - Anthony Hill 3 - Jacob Rodriguez 4 - CJ Allen 5 - Kyle Louis 6 - Josiah Trotter 7 - Jake Golday Tell me how many ways I’m wrong. Insult me. Hurt me.

@Boys_Vox Or, believable.

Unbelievable.

@toddarcher Holiday?

All quiet with the Cowboys. Enjoy the holiday

@OBrianHargrave There are no people in the front office that we like. Everything else is collateral damage.

And they want Staubach to be on the bench, just in case we have an injury 😂😂😂😂

@CraigVanbebber @NealMcCluskey One reason is that people are wildly misinformed about what it actually does.

@NealMcCluskey Trump ran on elimination of the department of education. Which means it won’t happen.

Why shouldn't have this unconstitutional, paternalistic, federal department.

@chrisyates11 @DallasXCEO @DallasExpress @elf @WillKoberg Suboptimal drafting, complacent ownership, lack of talent. They are not really competitive.

What do you think #CowboysNation #dallascowboys @DallasXCEO @DallasExpress @elf @WillKoberg

@chrisyates11 @DallasXCEO @DallasExpress @elf @WillKoberg No. Next question.

@four4thefire He’s a cartoon of caricature of a clown.

Constantly insulting our allies then wondering why they are reluctant to help is a 2+2 problem this administration is yet to figure the solution for

@WedgeBuster88 Cream cheese icing is the best

Grown folks

@Seanfucious @neoavatara Deserves got nothing to do with it. He should be opposed by any decent person

@neoavatara “Deserves to get who he wants” What

I would vote to confirm him, because Trump deserves to get who he wants. But man oh man, I am not sure he is any more competent than his predecessor. He is a blowhard.

@NewmanJ_R @DanSanchezV These people are unemployable after selling themselves out for Trump.

@DanSanchezV oof

Brutal.

His parents fought Nazis. Now he wants to be one

@CraigHC5 @sigg20 “…playing wet nurse to a last place, dead to the neck up ball club.”

@sigg20 One of my favorite movies. “Red, I shoulda been a farmer.”

“The Natural” A Classic Baseball Movie Great Cast,Memorable Lines “People don’t start playing Ball at your age,they retire”. “Pick Me out a winner,Bobby”. #Hollywood #BaseBall #movies #1980s #nostalgia #MLB

“There’s a communist in trouble.”