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@Holden_Culotta An alien is going to be giving an address to Congress within a year, and no one will be surprised. That is how weird and crazy the world is getting.

Tim Dillon: “The government has become 24-hour reality TV.” “It’s a game show called: try to not go insane, we dare you.” “You have less money than you did the year before.” “Your kids have bleaker prospects than they did two years ago.” “You’ll have less money and less job security than you do two years from now.” “You’re not gonna be able to help your kids buy a house.” “You’ve lost healthcare.” “All of this is happening at once, and your job is to try to not go insane.” “All of these news stories just float in and out.” “Assassination attempt one and two, no one understood, they’re done.” “Epstein’s done.” “Hypersonic Dark Eagle missiles going to Iran.” “Demons in the Earth.” “Gas is going up.” “Everything just moves on.” “In a couple of weeks, they’re just gonna go: yeah, there’s aliens.” “There’s no focus. There’s no attention span.” “And you’re supposed to sit there, and you passively watch it.” “Try not to lose your mind, we dare you.” @TimJDillon

@missmayn Boomers also love pulling out their handkerchief and blowing their nose as loud as possible.

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

@PeterSchiff @AIInvestorHQ You also can't live in the S&P 500.

@AIInvestorHQ True, but borrowers have to pay interest on the borrowed money. Then property taxes, insurance, maintenance, etc. all of those costs that exceed the rental cost of a comparable property could have been invested in the S&P too.

People think buying a house is a “smart Investment” My friend bought a great house in 2007 for $650k Today he can’t even sell it for $775k That same $650k in the S&P 500? Now worth $4.29 million

@dieworkwear You can start a new trend of triple spaces in between sentences to stand out even more on the timeline.

Why do people write tweets like this? Where every sentence gets a new line. Sometimes a line might have two sentences. Like this one. But generally speaking, every sentence has a new line, making a tweet look like a long block of text that no one reads. Worse still, such tweets are often repetitive and winding, hammering on the same point over and over again. The writing is often very bad.

@GPrime85 Same here. Can't get into it. I wish they would let you fly around without stamina drain. Traveling is such a pain for the myriad of quests where you go talk to someone then go back to the camp.

> Every so often I'll turn on Crimson Desert to see if it improved > Run around for 5-10 minutes > Still sucks > Play time: 30 hours

@TheCinesthetic The Zuckerberg Alien

The Alien/human offspring reveal in Alien: Romulus (2024) is one of those moments where the entire theater collectively recoils.

@chamath @signulll glutton

@signulll Per month??

~$10m is the sweetest spot for wealth. beyond that it’s marginal returns & you don’t feel hungry.

@questionableway A lot of blue collar folks scam you because most people don't know better. HVAC, plumbers, mechanics. They are full of low lifes.

what i learned about hvac repair after dealing with 4 companies across 5 weeks and thousands of dollars is that they are all perpetrating fraud all the time and there’s no way to avoid it

@TheSeventhVial @elonmusk @JamesOKeefeIII @thackerpd My theory is his time clock is based in South Africa, where it is 9AM now.

@elonmusk @JamesOKeefeIII @thackerpd Elon, you must drink lots of coffee ☕️ go to sleep bro!

If the girl you met for a date is a 10 and you’re a 5… She most likely works for me.

@CultureCrave My PS5 has been collecting dust for over a year now, far beyond 30 days. Worst Playstation generation ever. Goofy looking white box on my TV console.

Any PlayStation game purchased digitally after March's sytem update will reportedly now require an internet connection once every 30 days to validate the license 🎮 If the console stays offline longer than that, the games will not launch until you reconnect (via @MrZackXOfficial)

@TahaAlokad @allegrajacchia Bro just create your own content. You are not a music label signing creators just because you repost something.

Thank you for clarifying I understand the distinction you’re making regarding ownership and I agree that third party content shouldn’t qualify for revenue sharing by default. However the current model still seems to undervalue a key component distribution that adds context reach and engagement. Not all redistribution is equal some accounts actively transform visibility by adding analysis timing and audience access that the original content never had. If the system only rewards ownership it risks ignoring how value is actually created on the platform. A more balanced approach could still protect original rights while recognizing meaningful contribution in expanding reach especially when that contribution is measurable.

🔴 Nikita this is a direct question for you. While it's true the original video owner gets the highest reward the account that copied the video link gets absolutely nothing financially even though they generate the actual reach. This copied post will likely hit over 400k views hosting ads and massive engagement because it comes from an account with over 3 million followers. Now Nikita, do you see the massive gap? The first account with 13k followers posted the original video and barely reached 5k 9k views with only 5 comments and 33 likes. Meanwhile the account that copied the link is already at 30k views and climbing with 61 comments and 170 likes. You tell original creators that the algorithm pushes their videos to gain high views but we notice the opposite: accounts with massive followings get the views and host the ads on their pages but you bury their reach's value and give the credit to the original source which no one is actually watching. By doing this you are burying these large accounts that can distribute copy or quote original videos ensuring they don’t earn a single dollar. Nikita are you satisfied with turning famous creators into free labor for the platform? You bury their influence and run ads on their pages for free. This is the massive failure you are currently managing. This is the link to the original video. x.com/Context2X/stat… And this is the link to the copied video. x.com/MarioNawfal/st… Look at the difference and judge for yourselves. Should Nikita continue to exploit you? Give us your opinion. @HenryMorgan_X @medyamuhtari

@sama @synthwavedd As lifespans increase, middle age also increases. The phases of age are extended. Acting old will prematurely age you as a result.

@synthwavedd i did somehow think id be more grown up by now

this thing where middle aged men larp being young must end

@oldstockfonzie @nikitabier @Antunes1 Matt is the worst offender. He even goes as far as reuploading videos that he flipped horizontally as if that is some brilliant tactic.

@nikitabier @Antunes1 Hahahaha. Fuck yes. Grill these grifters and shit clickbait artists @nikitabier is doing God’s work making this place better. MattWallace888 DomLucrr Antunes get all these fucks off our TL

One of the most important things that Elon taught me: People engaging in fraud are always the first and loudest to complain.

@nikitabier @Antunes1 Reposters are still posting videos that are from the beginning of the internet like it is new content. Videos that are years old. Instant mute from now on.

@Antunes1 Your entire account is repost factory. You steal content from others. You are not a “creator” in any sense of the word. You systematically exploited the rev share program. X has reallocated your payout toward original content creators.

@nikitabier @Clavicular0 Biermaxxing

@Clavicular0 I have an idea.

Very sad news this morning. My YouTube channels @ LiveWithClav & @ ClavLooksmax were terminated this morning with no warning or explanation. The channels consisted of livestream VODs and free courses created by me to help empower young men to be the best versions of themselves. Me and my team worked hard to ensure we followed YouTube's TOS very strictly, blurring out all inapproriate language and sensitive topics. Could you please help in recovering my accounts? @TeamYouTube @YouTubeCreators @YouTube

@nikitabier @davidu @MartinShkreli @X Depends greatly on the person and what their crime was.

@davidu @MartinShkreli @X My unpopular opinion: incarceration does not reduce the value of someone’s opinions, it increases their value.

It’s unexpected, but @MartinShkreli might have more legit takes on more issues than anybody else on @x.

@r0gald @PeterSchiff Teaching is a public service. There are still teachers because they want to serve the public. The salary would increase if there was a shortage of people who want to teach.

@PeterSchiff the only way i've seen people get rich is by scamming or being born into it. the fact is: most people need to be poor in order for you and others to be wealthy. there is no other way it works. if adding value to society made one wealthy, teachers wouldn't get paid dogshit.

Why do politicians always ask the wealthy to give back when they took nothing out? Under capitalism, people get rich by adding value and fulfilling the needs of others. Why don't politicians ask people receiving welfare benefits to give back, as they actually take something out?

@johnarnold Wait until Universal High Income hits. Lines will be miles long.

Do the people in the 15 cars backed up at the Starbucks drive-thru not realize that if they park and walk in, there's no line at the counter, or do they just dislike getting out of their car that much.

@matterasmachine That is what the UFC white house matches are going to be

Those disagreeing will have to fight with robots.

@tetsuoai $2000 DDR5 so we can make buzzing noises

grok 4.3 beta can use an ubuntu shell and a persistent file layer to generate artifacts grok wrote python to encode the xai / grok logo into audio, i gave it the script back and had it render a spectrogram video from that signal, and use the grok_files tool to save the mp4 into the product's files layer i opened the file from the files panel and played it myself this is getting crazy