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@realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk wouldn't it be nice if one of these companies just donated some of the beds each? @TempurPedic @Sealy @SertaMattresses @SleepNumber @Casper @Purple @LeesaSleep @TuftAndNeedle @Amerisleep @NectarSleep I think they are all in the U.S.? #justsayin

Who calls it a roll? its a log!! #kodiakisking #kodiaksmokeless @kodiakisking

@FoxNews #onelastTHING segment had dogs on slides, gold fish in fire hydrant and a 19 yo pilot. You guy all suck did you even mention #BangaldeshUnderAttack or #Venezuela not that we should do anything but people should be educated for when it comes here.

God Forbid! Someone I know that I did work for gave me a review on #yelp. I’m so evil. I hope that @Yelp doesn’t shut down because my customer / friends review my business. Maybe if I pay the monthly they wouldn’t complain.

@FindaGrave how can I request a headstone be taken off the site because it’s misleading. I found a replica on the site but it’s represented as a real headstone.

@dexcom at some point can you put our active insulin onto this?

@quoteiqcrm where is my money? Every time someone pays through that shit @stripe app I don’t get it or it takes 2 weeks. I didnt even have it set up!?!? I can’t even find $ now!!!!! Anyone know of a CRM that doesn’t constantly freeze and do shitty stuff ALL DAY LONG!

@CPD1617Scanner Good for the city. Only took 2 random drive by MURDERS (a few years back) with no plates or witnesses to get a camera up. #citythatworks #Chicago

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned closing time drunken brawl at Brudder's (Addison and Pulaski) #ChicagoScanner

Ever since Lutheran General sold to Aurora Health (or whatever) you notice a difference. Like being told 10 times to be here at 6:30am but still waiting in parking lot for people to open the doors. @AdvocateAurora

@pport2x2 @CalltoActivism JINX HAHA

@CalltoActivism That's he's walking stride for stride with his secret service and doesn't stumble or need help to walk with his wifie doesn't have to support him

What do you notice in this video of Donald Trump walking in Miami?

I really don't scroll through my #X #Twitter . I usually just complain. But after scrolling it this afternoon I feel like we should be at war with a South American country right now. This is crazy. And anyone notice how the term ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS isn't used by media? #fakenews

@BenBradleyTV Lets hope not, right. Sure the Libs will take them in. But you media guys GOTTA use the phrase Illegal Immigrants.

We found a $29M contract that offers new details on the tent cities planned for Chicago migrants. Migrants will be offered: * 3 meals per day * Laundry * Daily childcare * Van transportation to school, doctor But can the tents withstand a Chicago winter? wgntv.com/news/wgn-inves…

@bethangriffith People brag about being divorced nowadays? We really made this world a better place. This is a joke right?

35…Divorced….finished medical training…survived! 😝

.@GOPoversight we need to take a look into this.

In other news, my generations Big Bird died today! RIP Paul #Peewee #PeeWeeHerman @peeweeherman

This could have been you @jabsfamily !! Haha next time. See you collectors in 2 years. Just think you could have afforded a PSA 4 Clemente.

If you wonder where all your fees go, this #PNC doesn’t carry money and had a guy inside SPECIFICALLY telling everyone just to go to the atm. Wonder what rent /property value over here is. It’s a gigantic lot with 5 employees 2 atm’s. @PNCBank (Harlem and Northwest hgwy)

Hey guys! Plenty of @lyft around #rosemont save the walking for the #cardconvention @nsccshow. #rookies

@jabsfamily remember you can contact me if you need a RIDES this weekend. Not sure if your flying.