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@EmereoleV @UTD_KM37 @Haggers73 @horsebox98 I was taking the piss

@Jordeceased @UTD_KM37 @Haggers73 @horsebox98 He's dumb, you may be too.

Omg Southampton have a 50% sell on clause on Fernandes😭😭😭😭😭 West ham are FUCKED

Only took 4 years, but so so worth it🥰

@MillwallDan85 @_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Its a free bet, and if he aint got a grand then he should be taking 4/5/6k whatever he’s offered

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ If he’s doin £20 bets, may not have the liquidity to just deposit £1k.

3-1 down you stick 1k on city/draw guarantee yourself a few quid

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ @GamblingCT ^^^

@GamblingCT If he doesn’t have 1k to hedge he should of cashed out

@Footballtweet Goes to show how going invincible isn’t that great of an achievement

🚨 After Benfica's 2-2 draw against Famalicão last night, José Mourinho's Benfica remain the only team in Europe's big leagues to be 𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗡 this season. They are 2 games away from becoming 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗦 in Portugal's Primeira Liga. However, they 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗡 the league. That draw means that - despite being 32 games out of 32 without defeat - they are 9 points behind FC Porto because they've drawn 10 matches. FC Porto are Primeira Liga champions.

@Matt96752826 @jaystalk89 @UziCryptoo don't care about your family or future family? fairs

@jaystalk89 @UziCryptoo Imagine caring about the stuff youll leave behind when you die. Useless

Why did no one tell me credit card debt just dies with you? My uncle died with $52K across 6 credit cards. My aunt called each one and said “He’s dead. He can’t pay.” Every single one said “We’re sorry for your loss. We’ll close the account.” $52,000. Gone. Unsecured debt cannot be passed to the family. They just never tell you this.

@Gravenb3rch @AndrewFilmer3 @LiamMartinn @SkyBet i understand your logic but i think its looking way too far into it which bookies definitely dont consider and rightfully so

@Jordeceased @AndrewFilmer3 @LiamMartinn @SkyBet I stipulated a semi final because it allows a better representation of the relative standard of the teams. 9 goal games with 2 of europes top 5 sides is probably even less uncommon when we include every game played within that cohort.

A £10 bet was placed on PSG 5-4 Bayern at odds of 200/1 pre-game... That bet was cashed out for £1,829 in injury time

@Gravenb3rch @AndrewFilmer3 @LiamMartinn @SkyBet Why does it have to be specifically a semi final, they scored 5 in last years final its hardly unrealistic to see them do it again

@AndrewFilmer3 @LiamMartinn @SkyBet The last semi final that had 9 goals in it was played in 1960. That’s 264 games between every combination of teams since the last 9 goal game, and that ended 6-3.

@brfcTyrone @LiamMartinn @SkyBet What a specific scenario though that’s just waffle, they had a 5-0 game last year, a 5-3 against spurs - bayern also consistently score 4

@Jordeceased @LiamMartinn @SkyBet Considering there’s never been 9 goals in one semi final leg in the history of the competition, I’d say it’s pretty bad

@PhilB2810 @stayEminent @oseniqudus69 @tosin_1109 The maths is fine they just dont escape relegation by getting ahead of spurs

@stayEminent @oseniqudus69 @tosin_1109 Maths not your strong point 🙈

But how are they relegated when they're 11 points behind Tottenham ? What if they win all their remaining 4 matches (12 points) and spurs lose theirs

@badgee94 @ChampsOfX I suppose they were always expected to win, but 1-0 isn’t good for their goal difference

Cash Out or Ride?

@mem_ry @AlexNC36 @imrags He doesn’t even get any engagement really, theres no point trolling

@AlexNC36 @imrags And you believe every single video he's posted, for a year? There's one where he genuinely laughs at the end, pretty much proving it.

its kinda crazy this dude went from one of the greatest minds in NA CSGO to a complete retard

@L4zeeCS @FACEIT @FACEIT_Darwin @FACEITcs i wasn't getting it at the time but yeah seems like there's an issue now

@Jordeceased @FACEIT @FACEIT_Darwin @FACEITcs only me then 😔

is anyone else having trouble signing in to @FACEIT ? @FACEIT_Darwin @FACEITcs Im only getting this when trying to log in on both my pc and phone 😅

@ScourgeOfZeus @BadTasteTee ?

hmm. So a "woman" from "work" is texting a "man" from "work" concerned enough to think of his weekend activities to initiate a "Hey I found something for you!" to which they are familiar enough with each other for him to respond with "oh ffs Cristine". Yes everyone is innocent here!

All I want to know is why these guys have two seeds and we only have one 🤣

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