Bill Palmer

#surreyheathgiveback It will take you a couple of minutes to make a donation that could give an unpaid carer six hours of respite. That's a good use of your time. Please give generously. Go to: crossroadscaresurrey.org.uk/surreyheathgiv… watch the video and press a few buttons. They need your help

@waitrose I've just been into my local Waitrose - Frimley. What on earth have you done?? Did you hire a Poundland reject to redesign the store? Tall, dark grey shelving, even more "self-serve" checkouts - it's tin-eared, dull, depressing and looks cheap and desperate. #cxfail #CX

@marksandspencer thanks for using #evri, the world's worst couriers. Here's what they call "delivered to a safe place" 30' from my front door and DUMPED IN FULL VIEW OF THE ROAD. THIS is what a local dog thinks of Evri deliveries... That's the LAST time I order from M&S. #CXFAIL

@ouraring You TOTALLY miss the point. I knew what day it was. You have cheapened and damaged your brand by this stupid action. How do you see yourselves? The Rolls Royce of trackers? The Aston Martin? Do you think they would pull stupid stunts that a 10 year old wouldn't find amusing?

@Lightmancer Happy April Fool's Day, Bill!

@ouraring What the HELL is this "ring assistant" nonsense? Is it Clippy the Microsoft paperclip's fatter brother? Who thought this was EVER a good idea to resurrect such NONSENSE. An Oura ring is a TOOL not a TOY. GET RID OF IT NOW.

@Prof_Plumtree @BBCDoctors Can't think why they are actually showing it outside of England's biggest county. It's only a local government leadership election.

Bear’s roped into wearing a costume to raise money for charity but has to give chase when a thief makes off with the donation box.

Why the hell have I got the Scottish local council leadership elections on my telly this afternoon? Who honestly cares outside of the cesspit of Hollyrood? @BBCNews

Stop RAF Scampton Being Turned into a Detention Camp chng.it/6Bbmq5jp via @UKChange

@jamesjohnson252 Does it not depend largely on what is "hidden" in "Other"?

This is very significant. If other polls show anything like this, 2024 is on.

@BWJones Bournville (1893)... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bournville Port Sunlight (1888)... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Sunl… To name but two.

@Michael_KNlGHT @RAF_Luton @UK_Daniel_Card You're new here...

Photo of the Day: F15 flown by Sqn Ldr Phil "Iceman" Mitchell flying through the McLoop in Scotland (England's largest county) at just 7.175ft off the ground, so low its almost touching its shadow! Photographed from a Canberra #aviation #Planespotting #avgeeks

GREAT NEWS! My Agent has got me a TV gig! Apparently I am to be a "pundit" on something called "Match of the Day" - I start tonight! I'm not sure exactly of the format but I'm covering all the bases, researching Swan Vestas and watching Fiddler on the Roof. Wish me luck! 😁👍

I hear that @ThePentagon has identified the latest UFO it shot down - it was one of the missing parcels entrusted to #EVRI

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/ColIxHuIKvq/…

@SoVeryBritish Rich tea. It's not rich and it doesn't taste like tea.

What’s the worst biscuit?

Some working days are a bit more photogenic than others... #ascot #royalascot #mono #monochrome #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #architecture @ Ascot Racecourse instagram.com/p/CoFdB-oozB6/…

@SoVeryBritish A nice, hot cup of tea.

What’s the most British way to get an adrenaline rush?

@AmazonHelp You have now, for all the good it will do me.

@Lightmancer Hi, we have yet to receive your info through the link provided by Mary. Please send on your details here: amzn.to/3XUUZuB, and we can raise this with our Operations team. -Elaine

Why I don't trust @AmazonUK with delivering anything worth more than a few quid... #cx #cxfail #amazonfail #idiots #lazy #amazon

@AmazonHelp It's not "disappointment" it is anger and despair. I have checked and it was "delivered" by AMAZON. The status says "Handed to Resident", which is patently a LIE. At least #evri is just incompetent. Amazon lies. #amazonfail #amazon #amazonlies #cx #cxfail #fail #deliveryfail

@Lightmancer Hi there and thanks for reaching out. We're sorry for the disappointment with your delivery. So we can better assist, can you confirm which carrier company was used for the delivery? You can find this information here: amzn.to/UKYourOrders. -Shannon

@AvonandsomerRob Growler...

What's a good name for Keir Starmer's dog...?