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@ABC Suspicious device, eh? To all those reading this: it was a bomb with nails and screws, thrown by a Muslim male yelling "Allahu Akbar." That wasn't so hard, ABC, now was it?

@metsstan1996 Stearns Mendoza

Get rid of: David Peterson Sean Menaea Kodai Senga Mark Vientos Brett Baty Am I missing anyone?

@AnthonyDiComo Keep plugging away, they're definitely World Series-bound.

David Peterson's final line in his return to the rotation: 3.2 IP, 5 H, 7 ER, 3 BB, 5 K. Peterson's ERA is 6.53. Genuinely, where do the Mets go from here?

Even if it's just for the clicks, some people are just irredeemable.

@ElectionTime_ Wow. This means that the Republican will only win by 6%.

@GovSherrillNJ So sorry for your loss

For decades, the Voting Rights Act has ensured fair and equal representation for all our nation's citizens. Today's egregious decision by Donald Trump's Supreme Court is the effective end of this monumental civil rights law. It's reckless and wrong, and across the country, minority voters could lose much of their voice in our democracy and their representation in Congress. Now more than ever, engaged citizens must work together to ensure no one is left behind in the wake of malicious actions from Washington. In New Jersey, we will always stand for the ideals of equal protection under the law and ensure every voter in every community is heard.

@cr1999__ @Level100Sass @jk_rowling @kthalps @zarahsultana @grok, fact-check his claim and explain to him what a Palestinian-Israeli is because he clearly voices strong opinions on subjects he knows nothing about.

@Level100Sass @jk_rowling @kthalps @zarahsultana I’m focused on incidents there is actual evidence for. There is no evidence of any sexual assault on October 7th that hasn’t been completely debunked. Also I have no idea what you mean by a “Palestinian Israeli”, that makes fuck all sense.

.@zarahsultana I assume this is a different Zarah Sultana MP to the one who was recently filmed clapping along to loudspeaker chants for intifada, on a street in Surrey. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/…

Here is Gaza. Destroyed by Israel. According to antisemites, this destruction explains or justifies attacks on random Jewish people in the UK. Except it's not Gaza. I lied. It's actually Homs, in Syria. Destroyed by Assad. Nobody ever attacked random Syrians over this.

@katieporterca So THAT'S why you have a way with mashed potatoes! It all makes sense now.

My great-grandfather, grandfather, and father were all farmers. I saw firsthand how the farm crisis devastated farmers’ livelihoods, and how politicians left families struggling to get by to fend for themselves. I’m not here to tell you life is unaffordable—you already know that. I’m here to bring down costs and make sure every community, including our agricultural communities, don’t just survive, but thrive.

@NiohBerg It's not a smile, it's a leer.

This is the least authentic smile on Planet Earth and I can't believe millions of people fell for it. Mamdani is a political used car salesman Good luck with your Ugandan communist who has already run out of your money, New York City. Everyone tried to warn you.

@katieporterca Which poor, self-hating staffer comes up with this drivel

Californians can trust me because I am not for sale—not at any price.

@CinemaShogun Every now and again the bots need to recharge

Candace Owens fans are mighty quiet tonight. That’s strange. Did I miss something?

@katieporterca You should have written a bill to send mental health responders to your own home.

When I was in Congress, I wrote a bill to send mental health responders, not police, to help homeless people in crisis. Whether that looks like mental health care, substance use treatment, or just a helping hand, our unhoused population needs empathy and real support—not imprisonment.

@Mets World Series vibes right here 🙄

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@NiqabNancy So Jvnior Jr?

UPDATE: I decided to name it after Jvnior. I will be aborting it immediately.

@luby_thoma48833 @kranepool @RealMetsFanClub @OriginalLadyMet I don't think he's going anywhere anytime soon. Happy to be wrong if I am.

@kranepool @RealMetsFanClub @OriginalLadyMet JV BB at Harvard? 🤣🤣🤣 That's the equivalent of playing freshman baseball at most high schools. He's an idiot who is obsessed with metrics. He'll be getting fired soon enough. I have no idea why this guy is so happy and so calm when he's so bad?

Can you imagine looking at this nerdy geek - who’s never thrown a baseball in his life and was probably stuffed into countless lockers growing up - hearing his “advanced analytics” BS, and thinking to yourself: “yes, that’s the guy I want running my team!”

@Masterflip_ LOL

In 2019, the Nationals started the season 19-31. Juan Soto led the charge all the way to a World Series title. Now at 9-19, it’s time for Soto to do it again. Historic comeback starts tonight. Win, win, and win some more. #LGM

Candace Owens DARK CONNECTIONS to Cole Allen exposed‼️ I got an anonymous tip this morning telling me that the key to finding the CONNECTION between Candace Owens and Cole Allen was right in front of my face all along. All I had to do was look into Cole Allen’s second cousin’s best friend’s sister. Turns out that oddly enough her grandmother Martha owned a Candle shop in Maryland back in 1969. Martha’s husband served in the army for 20 years. EVERYWHERE I LOOK THERE’S STRANGE MILITARY CONNECTIONS !!! IT JUST KEEPS COMING UP !!! Why would Martha sell candles if her husband is in the military? I want to know what was happening in that Candle shop in 1973. Something isn’t adding up. I just feel weird about it. If you have any info please send tips to my tip line. Now back to Cole Allen. His aunt believes he’s innocent. And I’ll have you know that she was actually the assistant manager at Build a Bear before the mall closed down. The mall was originally opened in 1988 but closed down due to lack of business. The owner Jerry once appeared in a Sbarro’s commercial promoting pizza for the mall food court. Pizza? Hmmm really strange. That video is extremely hard to find. If you or someone you know have the original recording please reach out to my tip line. I feel it may have the answers we’re looking for. Now back to Cole Allen. I was flooded with emails but one in particular really stuck out to me. It was from a woman that noticed something that I have been missing all a long. She made the observation that not only does Candace have a candle in her house but she’s also gone to a mall before. Was she there just shopping? Was she there for a meeting with Epstein? That part is unclear for now. But what is clear is the connections between Candace Owens and Cole Allen are simply undeniable at this point.

@VerminusM It's never been about land.

Instead of fighting a hopeless battle against Israel, why don't the Arab states give the Palestinian Arabs a tiny portion of their land that will still be twice the size of Israel and end this idiotic war once and for all?

@Jvnior A couple more wh*res in Jannah for you, eh?

Everyone who insulted me or defamed me in the last few days has given me good deeds. Alhamdulillah for Islam.