Magic Monkey

Look out creationists, I’m aiming for you!

The Flat Earthers actually have a stupid conspiracy invented to dismiss this fact as well. Suddenly the Antarctic Treaty becomes their magic “you’re banned from going there” force field. It is the only way they can dodge the fact that an edge would be impossible to hide. They need the treaty to be a global no‑go zone because the alternative is admitting the edge doesn’t exist. Except the treaty does not ban travel. It does not ban exploration. It does not ban private expeditions. Thousands of people go to Antarctica every year. Scientists, tourists, photographers, cruise ships, research teams. Nobody is stopped by some imaginary ice‑wall police. The treaty only stops countries from planting military bases and claiming territory. That is it. Flat Earthers twist it into a worldwide “you’re not allowed to go there” rule because they have no other way to explain why the edge of their fantasy world has never been found. They cannot accept the simple truth. There is no edge. There is no wall. There is no barrier. There is just a globe, and the treaty conspiracy is the last flimsy excuse they have left to avoid admitting it.

NASA is not the only group observing space. It is not the only group tracking spacecraft. It is not the only group analyzing lunar samples. It is not the only group measuring the Earth. Acting like NASA is the sole source of information is the kind of mistake you only make when you have never looked outside your own bubble. Every Apollo transmission was picked up by tracking stations in Spain, Australia, and the UK. None of those were run by NASA. Ham radio operators all over the world intercepted the signals independently. The Soviet Union tracked Apollo in real time. They had every reason to call it fake, and they didn’t. Lunar samples have been studied by scientists in dozens of countries. They match lunar geology, solar wind exposure, and micrometeorite impacts. You cannot fake that in a lab. You cannot fake it with a story. You cannot fake it with “NASA said so.” These samples were examined by people who do not work for NASA and never have. Orbital mechanics, satellite tracking, radio telemetry, and astronomical observations are done by universities, observatories, private companies, and amateurs worldwide. None of them rely on NASA’s word. They rely on physics and direct measurement. Saying “I don’t believe anything NASA says” does not magically erase the thousands of independent sources that confirm the same reality. It just shows you have decided to ignore anything that contradicts your suspicion. You do not get to dismiss evidence from the entire planet because one agency makes you uncomfortable. Reality does not shrink to fit your distrust.

An opinion is liking pineapple on pizza. Saying the Moon landing was faked is not an opinion. It is a claim about reality, and reality comes with receipts. We have video, photos, mission logs, independent tracking from other countries, laser reflectors still sitting on the lunar surface, and astronauts who can explain every step of the mission in technical detail. That is not “your truth.” That is evidence. Calling it an opinion is just the last stage of denial. It is what happens when someone realizes the facts are not on their side and decides to pretend facts are optional. They are not. The Moon landing happened. The evidence is overwhelming. And “I believe otherwise” does not magically turn science into a suggestion. If your argument collapses the moment facts enter the room, it was never an opinion. It was just wrong.

“God” is a noise humans make when they’ve reached the end of their understanding. It’s a meaningless term that only announces that you don’t know what you’re talking about and you need a wizard to fill in the gaps of your ignorance.

If prayer stopped wars, there’d be no wars. If prayer stopped sickness, there’d be no sickness. If prayer stopped starvation, there’d be no death from starvation. If there was a compassionate god, prayer would work. THERE IS NO SUCH GOD. Humans must solve their own problems!

@darwintojesus @TayloTodd @cannoli1000 @BCBoy1970 @Traveler3906 "There are flood myths from all over the world" And never at the same time. And always embellished for the story's sake. And every single one of them inspired by one that came before. Pick a lie, any lie. Then toss it into your holy book salad and try not to choke on the 💩

your bible says to kill me your bible says to treat me like property your bible says i should be silent your bible gives instructions on how to keep slaves your beliefs don’t deserve respect only condemnation

The state of Louisiana is ranked last in the U.S. in crime and corrections, 47th in education, 46th in health care, 49th in infrastructure & 49th in the economy. And what is their Governor’s number one priority? Forcing religion on schoolchildren. Yeah that tracks, doesn’t it?

There is no archaeological evidence for Jesus ever existing. None.

He still needs your 10%!

A lot of the Bible is plagiarized from other works. But they still need your money!!!

Lets take a peek at your deity's lack of morals. Genocide simp is a shtty look, biblical.

@ThatGuyM88 @Nerzog999 @FuqYourGlobe @kiwi_kent @Real_handle @IEAffiliate @JrOD_bC_ @Mischa_e_k @GlobeSlayer33 @sly_sparkane @surfpurzel @RedMonkeyIdaho @DannyGavita @haprho @ITSFLATDUMBASS @FooleryT @cacoo24_24 @TroyM2002 @dannyevospyder @KeimoHansio @Mctoon27 @CatManitarMike @BuilderOfCastle @fleewickedneas @Grizzified2 @Dan_ohhh @Notaspud_ @YourMomDave1 @Tonyflatearther @sargin111 @BrockRiddickIFB @ken_caudle @SheepDogLegend @GigiAnnluv @BillSEsquire_11 @TheStarman923 @killermonk @Deebers181415 @TedLogan1010 @MFKERJONS @CryptoStu3 @gatheredwaters @AustralisPiper @manteo44 @PlaneAndTruth @IVGodAndCountry @RevealingDaniel @Flatpocalypse @F0XAClD @JefferyParkins2 Flat Earth Science. Now that’s comedy gold! 🤡

@Nerzog999 @FuqYourGlobe @kiwi_kent @Real_handle @IEAffiliate @JrOD_bC_ @Mischa_e_k @GlobeSlayer33 @sly_sparkane @surfpurzel @RedMonkeyIdaho @DannyGavita @haprho @ITSFLATDUMBASS @FooleryT @cacoo24_24 @TroyM2002 @dannyevospyder @KeimoHansio @Mctoon27 @CatManitarMike @BuilderOfCastle @fleewickedneas @Grizzified2 @Dan_ohhh @Notaspud_ @YourMomDave1 @Tonyflatearther @sargin111 @BrockRiddickIFB @ken_caudle @SheepDogLegend @GigiAnnluv @BillSEsquire_11 @TheStarman923 @killermonk @Deebers181415 @TedLogan1010 @MFKERJONS @CryptoStu3 @gatheredwaters @AustralisPiper @manteo44 @PlaneAndTruth @IVGodAndCountry @RevealingDaniel @Flatpocalypse @F0XAClD @JefferyParkins2 @armourEph611 And what's wrong with one presenting their own ideas to what the world is and how certain things function? That's #FlatEarthScience. We're doing the same that was done when the Globe was proposed and created, difference is we provide evidence✌🏼

@KeimoHansio @GlobeSlayer33 @Mctoon27 @kiwi_kent @haprho @FooleryT @sly_sparkane @ThatGuyM88 @CatManitarMike @ITSFLATDUMBASS @Nerzog999 @BuilderOfCastle @Real_handle @IEAffiliate @surfpurzel @RedMonkeyIdaho @Mischa_e_k @fleewickedneas @Grizzified2 @Dan_ohhh @dannyevospyder @Notaspud_ @JrOD_bC_ @YourMomDave1 @cacoo24_24 @TroyM2002 @Tonyflatearther @sargin111 @BrockRiddickIFB @ken_caudle @SheepDogLegend @GigiAnnluv @BillSEsquire_11 @TheStarman923 @killermonk @Deebers181415 @TedLogan1010 @MFKERJONS @CryptoStu3 @gatheredwaters @AustralisPiper @manteo44 @PlaneAndTruth @IVGodAndCountry @RevealingDaniel @Flatpocalypse @F0XAClD @JefferyParkins2 @armourEph611 @maththfcx Learn flat earth today, knowledge is you friend lil dude

If the Bible and Quran were written only today, they would be ridiculed out of existence within an instance.

No creed or forms of worship No ecclesiastical governance No doctrine No religious services No holy book No set of beliefs which require devoted behaviour in order to serve a higher purpose No tax exemptions So no, not a religion

Watch the super hot plasma field grow as Starship re-enters the atmosphere!