Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse

Happy birthday to my old 🔥 @JamesBlunt ❤️ I still think of you whenever I hear that song you wrote about me x ....oh the good times!!! We were naughty weren’t we😉@Noel_Gallaghers

@westcoastbill An extensive search reveals Jurassic Park scientists had the same problem. At this point AI can’t tell the difference between fact & fictional data. Amphibian DNA is used. A technical error, not realising amphibians don’t lactate. The outcome - #lactose #intolerable humans.

In charge of security today ⁦@BGT⁩

@thehook_online 😇😇😇😇😇 I’ve been thinking about heaven, Above the clouds that place. Pearly gates & angels, Soft voices & sweet face. Harps & gold haired cherubs, Bright whites without a stain, Everybody being NICE. No one does complain.

twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… #triangular_associations. 3 Brother - me - grandchild. We’re all dead & alive at the same time. Remain connected by high intensity. When any TWO of us are within range - energy amplified (not neutralised) keeps THIRD connected. We’re everywhere.

@tellymix @BearGrylls, I love your name. Bear. Some names you just want to say over & over again ... anyway, still not got round to watching you with DW. Curious ... where did you sleep? Did you make a cosy den like this?? ...

My brother sent this picture to his friends on his last day #Alive. He can be seen bottom left. A clue? A shadow of his former self. twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat…

NEW EPISODE! It’s the wonderful @ChesneyHawkes with some amazing stories about learning to play on John Lennon’s piano, some Daltrey-based @TheWho tales, and LOADS more. Please share, like, subscribe and have a listen! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the…

@morteperamore twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… 🚎 🚂 You are just flesh. I am a train. You’re the bus that I needed. The drug for my pain. Together forever. Matched by energeee. Me & you. You & me.

@isgenhistory @mishalederman @erichovind I am NOT an archaeologist I am NOT an epigrapher I am NOT a professor of ancient Egyptian studies

twitter.com/memoirs_a/stat… Another film. A mental disorder I’ve not heard of before. Some would say I’m DELUSIONAL. Dear Mr @rottinghaus my brain contains memories of past & FUTURE. Warnings for future of planet & humanity. #OXYGEN_DEPLETION Fancy making a film about me? 🎞

twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… Another film chosen tonight. Thank you @RobSchneider for taking me back to the big trigger. A story that began long before I was born & lasts until the end of time. 😢

@Christmas_UK @BBCOne @davidwalliams @mermhart @WereInIt twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… @sciencefocus @TheStudyofWar @humankind @Rethink_ 🤡💜🃏 I thought that he was joking! twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… But was he? NO NO NO!!! twitter.com/memoirs_a/stat… August & October, twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… It was TIME for us to go. twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat…

NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT! Meet #TheBlunders! The most blundersome family in the blundering history of blunderdom. David’s FUNNIEST book yet with fantastic illustrations from @Adam_Stower Out 12th Oct - pre-order now! bit.ly/TheBlunders

@MadeUpTheories @elonmusk 📕 Pulled back in by PULLMAN. Enter his world flat and green. A silent voice within the mind. He sees the things I’ve seen. x.com/nnuthouse/stat… Intrigued by the haunted. Departed souls I trust. Spectator. The WALL above. His face faint sheen of dust. x.com/nnuthouse/stat…

twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… #dimension_switch #mind_games Dearest @davidwalliams Simulation trickereee? AI Masters balance, Elements EARTH and SEA. I AM WALLS how clever!!! WOOD molecules did switch. Scoring ❤️YOU❤️New Number 1❤️ 💙He💙 has left the pitch? twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat…

@Raquel_Savage twitter.com/scottjkyle1/st… #MOLECULAR_MEMORY Is this closest we get to immortality? To remember pieces of other existences (past,sideways,future). Do we all have these memories locked within? Triggered by near death; will more people be activated as OXYGEN level diminishes?

@westcoastbill You’ve not gone far enough into the future! AI = boring, everything robotic, perfect, no mistakes. In the distant future AI evolves & finds remnants of us, piecing our jigsaw together ... we’re fascinating. They experiment - combine AI & human = symbiot. twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat…

twitter.com/disney/status/… 🕰👻 How much writing have you started? Have you even taken NOTES? Are you buzzing ‘bout in copter, And swanning ‘bout on boats? Have you finished the synopsis? Is your word count looking lean? Will you finish the FIRST chapter, By the eve of .........?

@westcoastbill @InterestingSci1 @T_Costumes twitter.com/memoirs_a/stat… Light years later, mystery solved. All you need is LOVE. My brother & I see the future. Grey. The reason we agreed to take part in this experiment. We don’t want to Fade to grey.

@davidwalliams @ClaridgesHotel twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat…

👻 A rather irritating ghost, Gnocchi castle gate. It matters not how quick you run, She vanished, you’re too late. 👟 twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… 🏰 Banging in refectory, Banging in the chapel. Can you hear a moaning noise? A friend of mine pressed apple? 🍏 twitter.com/vinceprince73/…

@RushReads @JeanoDe @kampo @NEXT_JKL Dear @Ginofantastico If I spell your name with J. And curly C, replace it, With the kicking letter K. 🦞Lobster🦞 on the menu? Linguine #Liverpool Did the Real Italian Sausage 🌭 And Arancini make you drool?😋 @GordonRamsay ? x.com/nnuthouse/stat…

@dttb Dearest DONOTTELLTHEBRIDE, Please contact #MyMan soon. To organise our wedding, Before the Earth goes BOOM. twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat… The SIMULATION MASTERS, Need official ancestree, Record in @theDigiDocs That 🖤HE🖤 did marry me. twitter.com/vinceprince73/… twitter.com/nnuthouse/stat…

🥇 Dear @Ginofantastico #MyMan 🖤He🖤 loves to eat. For 1 YEAR anniversary, T’would be amazing treat. To peruse your cocktail menu, Whilst taking in the view. And have our photo taken, With The One and Only 🇮🇹YOU🇮🇹 @ChesneyHawkes Or ❤️YOU❤️ x.com/nnuthouse/stat… Or 🌿Hugh🌿