@SportsWashed49 @calebmartingoat Yeah, City no fans jokes are always a belter. Did you think of this one yourself or do you have a professional writer to help?
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Patrick
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You can mock this all you like, but the fact that 100% of their fanbase showed up is actually outstanding 👏👏👏
DDFC_Insider ⁽ᶠᵃⁿ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ⁾@David_Dein_FC
Unbelievable scenes in Man City's trophy parade 😳
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This might genuinely be the worst thing I’ve watched all season
Manchester City@ManCity
The return of a hero 🫡🩵 Watch LIVE 🔗 mancity.co/City-Parade-Af…
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Past and present Man City stars have attended the parade 🫡🩵
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I love it when they have to roll out their ‘legends’ 🤣🤣
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews
"Some teams don't win 20 trophies in the history of their club." Paul Dickov on the legacy Pep Guardiola is leaving behind at Manchester City 🤝
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@AdamMcKola @dan_k_valentine You'll have to forgive his malfunction. It's to programmed Bruno defence response they have to deploy at every opportunity
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@dan_k_valentine You know I'm a Manchester United fan, right?
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Bruno's on Diary of a CEO?
Fuck sake. I actually think yesterday's goal was an own goal. So scrap that assist. 😂
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@Monehshed127669 @31D3N_Zoo9 @UnitedDays99 @ManCity @PepTeam Why do you think United didn't with Fergie? Always interesting to see United fans simultaneously claim to be the biggest club in the country and to also be a bunch of tramps who can't afford expensive signings
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The greatest to ever do it. Thank you, Pep 🩵
Pinch and zoom to catch every detail 🔎✨
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@07Simmo @TeleFootball @Carra23 I'm not telling you to listen to me. I'm simply asking United fans to look at the facts. Something not many are capable of sadly
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@PH_CTID @TeleFootball @Carra23 City have always outspent United and we will never listen to deranged, brainwashed City fans.
The 90s were so ‘easy’ that you were battling it out in League One 🤣👏
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🏆 "Those placing Ferguson ahead of Guardiola baffle me. I struggle to agree with a single reason to justify that claim."
@Carra23 explains why Guardiola leaves Manchester City as the greatest football coach there has ever been 👇
telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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@FUTDonkey @KetoFlare Per season Pep literally achieved more. His net spend was also lower in comparison to his competition too
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@KetoFlare He literally achieved less, it's not a matter of opinion.
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Number of seasons as a Top 3 spender in the Premier League 💸
Pep Guardiola 🇪🇸 7/10 (70%)
Jose Mourinho 🇵🇹 6/10 (60%)
Sir Alex Ferguson 🏴 8/21 (38%)
Jurgen Klopp 🇩🇪 2/9 (22%)
Arsene Wenger 🇫🇷 3/21 (14%)
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@beloved2837 I know you want the record to stand so there's no way you'd look at this objectively, but you're convincing anyone that you're not just lying here. That isn't going in and the PL are too embarrassed to correct it at this point
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Y’all gotta stop with these ridiculous agendas. It was given as a goal because not all shots that hit the woodwork counts as off target shots. A shot that hits the woodwork and goes in is on-target. When the header form Dorgu hit the woodwork, there’s no conclusive evidence that it was not going to go in anyways, so Verbruggen’s touch becomes inconsequential. It becomes a fumbled save and the second principle in the second screenshot applies. Goal. 👍🏾
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A video currently going viral on social media appears to show that Patrick Dorgu’s goal may actually go down as an own goal. The footage suggests the ball hit the crossbar before going in off Bart Verbruggen’s hand. If confirmed, this could mean that Bruno Fernandes has NOT broken the assist record.
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@Harryson0111 @ArseOpinions @FPLSchaden @FPLSportScience They can correct things even the next day. Might not be safe
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Genuinely think this will get removed.
Manchester United@ManUtd
BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.
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Every single fanbase needs to come together and get this goal stated as an own goal 👍🏾
Anti@Unc1eAnt
Hi @premierleague this is clearly an own goal
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@themagic_tophat Arsenal haven't retained a title since the 1930s. Most league winners don't win the next season. This is what Haaland meant
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And rivals think we’re not about to totally
dominate them 😂
OptaJoe@OptaJoe
1 - Since the start of the 2022-23 season, Arsenal have won more @premierleague points (332) and spent more days top of the table (562) than any other team. Standards.
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@Delliz383077 @warnockofficial At least you've taken City's dominance well
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Well Pep, a sad day for football and for City fans
But it’s also a day to celebrate your incredible achievements over the last 10 years in Mcr
You were probably even responsible for getting Oasis back together 🤣
Enjoy your rest and be proud of all you have achieved 🤝
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@MarkHenry234198 @CFCSnowy @markgoldbridge Joint top with tougher fixtures. We were never really ahead
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And won the league. You just bottled it to a team that hasn't won it for 22 years
Ryan@bernardooooV3
Pep is losing to the European champions. Sir Alex Ferguson conceded 5 against f*cking West Bromwich Albion in his final game. Get that right.
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@David_Murray7 @danmufc11 @TeleFootball @Carra23 When Fergie won the league with Aberdeen they finished on fewer points then they got the year before Fergie joined. So he didn't improve them win it, Rangers just dropped to midtable. You can't cherry pick spend periods. Overall Fergie spent more in comparison to his competition
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@PH_CTID @danmufc11 @TeleFootball @Carra23 For 24 years and Fergie came in and did it within 2 years. Multiple clubs spent more than United and from 1992-1997 City outspent United. Pep had an average first season so spent £300m in one window.
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@David_Murray7 @danmufc11 @TeleFootball @Carra23 I'm not sure you remember Pellegrini's last season, but if you told anyone City would go from that to 100 in 2 seasons you'd be in an asylum. Needed a big rebuild. Barca had also won nothing for 2 years then Pep comes in and wins everything. Who else could do that?
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@PH_CTID @danmufc11 @TeleFootball @Carra23 Pep joined City in 2016 and Barca in 2008. City won the PL in 2014 and Barca won LL and CL in 2006. That’s 2 years 👍 Barca and City were hardly in bad spots finishing runners up, 3rd and 4th in the league plus CL SF & a cup win for City ffs. Aberdeen still didn’t win the league
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@NordicNo9 Salah and Henry have 4 in PL era, Jimmy Greaves has 6 all time which seems very possible to exceed
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3 golden boot in 4 season? Who has the highest in history?
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
👟👟👟✨ OFFICIAL: Erling Haaland wins his 3rd Premier League Golden Boot Award. 27 goals this season 🇳🇴
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@PH_CTID When did Fergie prove that? 🧐 But what Pep did elsewhere is irrelevant. Unless you want to talk about Fergie beating Real Madrid with Aberdeen? Guardiola stopped being able to dominate English football after 8 years. Fergie managed it for decades. Pep is nowhere near to him.
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This is an incredibly impressive haul of trophies, and I am not discrediting it at all.
Bernardo and Stones are both legends of Manchester City, but this picture compared to that of Giggs/Scholes/Neville just shows how utterly insane Sir Alex Ferguson’s time at United has been.
Chompy@lukestanley03
This is an incredibly impressive haul of trophies, and I am not discrediting it at all. Salah and Robertson are both legends of Liverpool and the Premier League, but this picture compared to that of Bernardo/Stones just shows how utterly insane Pep Guardiola’s time at City has been.
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