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Rep. Adam Schitt
@RealAdam_Schitt
Pronouns Armed/Dangerous NOT ADAM SCHIFF, it's SCHITT. Demonstrating how satire is indistinguishable from reality when mocking the left.
Washington, DC Katılım Nisan 2022
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@philthatremains None of you have ever had an accountant accidentally calculate your finances in a way that made you appear to be a multi-millionaire?
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@RealCandaceO This is a common boomer-era rhetorical device where quotes around a word or name signal sarcasm, mockery, dismissal, or emphasis, like saying "so-called" or rolling your eyes at it. Basically Trump is calling you a retard
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Why is my name in quotation marks though?
An0maly@LegendaryEnergy
Trump bashes Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Alex Jones & Megyn Kelly again this morning.
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@thevivafrei I support universal high income as long as I'm the only one who receives it. Sounds wonderful
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I don’t understand this argument.
What good does “universal high income” do when all that would happen is massive inflation for the cost of goods?
Awesome, now everyone’s a millionaire.
And a computer now costs $20,000 because every retailer knows that everyone’s a millionaire.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.
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@AdamKinzinger @FoxNews Have you always been this gay?
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Good luck defending this “Pallets Full of Cash” @FoxNews
Barak Ravid@BarakRavid
☢️🇺🇸🇮🇷Scoop: U.S. considers $20 billion cash-for-uranium deal with Iran, according to two U.S. officials and two additional sources briefed on the talks. @MarcACaputo and I wrote for @axios axios.com/2026/04/17/ira…
Filipino
For something to be funny, there has to be an element of truth to it. When a comedy page targets the same religion over and over and over and over, never diversifying, viewers start to realize it’s all just thinly veiled visceral hatred, and the “jokes” become cringeworthy.
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Giant Cloud Of Dust Emerges From Vatican As Pope Opens His Bible buff.ly/ihA63cv
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@Yourtruehero101 @IsaiahLCarter @car_trump Let me axe you a question. You din it no dat "your" mean belong two?
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@IsaiahLCarter @car_trump If you vote republican your just dumb
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I am a heterosexual Black man, married to a Black woman.
I have a blue-collar, Union job with benefits, and make a middle-class salary.
I do NOT exist to the Democrat Party.
The Democrat Party Machine has decided to shame men like me into voting for their depraved agenda, while taking my tax dollars and replacing Blacks with "people of color" from the Third World.
They have shown Black people for YEARS now they don't rock with us, yet Y'ALL stay on their porch 'cause y'all just hate Trump so damn bad.
It's PATHETIC.
Cromwelljones@cromwelljones
@IsaiahLCarter So you exist to the Democratic Party?
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@AOC Cry harder libtard, you really hate when America wins
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This statement changes nothing.
The President has threatened a genocide against the Iranian people, and is continuing to leverage that threat.
He has launched a massive war of enormous risk and of catastrophic consequence without reason, rationale, nor Congressional authorization - which is as clear a violation of the Constitution as any. Each day this goes on, the risk and criminality of these actions escalate for our nation and the world.
Moreover, this administration’s self enrichment, insider trading, and pure corruption off this chaos - from crypto currencies to predictive trading markets to bribe “settlements” - has placed the Trump administration’s pursuit of personal wealth squarely against the wellbeing of our nation and its people.
All of these incidents, and plenty more, have clearly driven our country past the threshold for impeachment or invocation of the 25th amendment.
We cannot risk the world nor the wellbeing of our nation any longer. None of these considerations should be partisan, but shared in good faith by Americans of all backgrounds who care for the safety and stability of the United States.
Whether by his Cabinet or Congress, the President must be removed from office. We are playing with the brink.
Evan Hill@evanhill
Trump declares two-week ceasefire after threatening to destroy Iranian civilization @realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…
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I’m glad Trump backed off and is desperately searching for any sort of exit ramp from his ridiculous bluster.
The Associated Press@AP
BREAKING: President Trump pulls back on his Iran threats for two weeks, subject to Iran agreeing to ceasefire and to reopen Strait of Hormuz. apnews.com/live/iran-war-…
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@catturd2 Hope there are enough virgin pigs, Allah is going to be busy
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@SenWarren Yeah but it's his money not yours or mine, and stealing his money is a crime, so quit looking at his wallet and salivating like an Intercity thug.
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Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
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@SenWarren I happen to trust people with their own money rather trusting the government with our money.
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Multi-millionaires and billionaires keep getting richer and richer while working families get squeezed by a rigged economy.
No more.
It’s time for a wealth tax — and for our government to start working for working people.
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ok now im totally convinced Candace is an op
First why go after Nick Shirley at all
more importantly, why discredit his work, implying he fakes his news coverage
this is fucking wild
Officer Lew@officer_Lew
WOW🚨: Candace Owens launches a surprising attack on citizen journalist Nick Shirley. In her latest episode, she dismisses his hard-hitting investigative reporting as: • Stupid • Dumb • Completely made up She even mocks him for being a "nice looking white boy" who couldn't possibly infiltrate or expose these stories on the ground. Meanwhile, Shirley's viral video uncovered massive alleged Somali-run daycare fraud in Minnesota — complete with receipts — sparking national outrage, helping push Tim Walz out of politics, freezing federal funding, and prompting congressional scrutiny. One video delivering real results vs. endless commentary with zero impact? The contrast is clear. What is she so JEALOUS about???
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Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…
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@BuzzPatterson He's gonna be really pissed to find out he's the supreme leader when he wakes up
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Iran is taking ayatollah applications. It’s a short career but it’s a blast!
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Iran's new Supreme Leader is 'in a coma' and has lost a leg after being seriously injured in air strikes, a report has claimed.
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@SenWarren We're not concerned with that. We actually want to know where the money you take form big pharma is going
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X
ABC
Meta
Paramount
These companies all settled lawsuits with Donald Trump by promising to donate as much as $63 MILLION to his presidential library.
But then, Trump dissolved a library fund.
So where'd the money go?
I'm pressing these CEOs for answers.
Dan Diamond@ddiamond
After Trump won the 2024 election, companies like Paramount and X settled lawsuits with him and pledged millions of $$ for his library. Now Democrats @SenWarren @SenBlumenthal @Rep_Stansbury are asking what happened to the money. washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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New rule for the X community: if you call me antisemitic, you’re now getting blocked. Instantly, permanently, and with no appeals process. I’m having a clear-out of malicious morons who disingenuously weaponise that word to silence legitimate scrutiny/criticism of Israel’s govt.
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@TheQuartering Those cops in big trouble here in Chicago
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Guy literally runs over cops & Gets shot
Black dudes filming: ehhhh yoooo man you guys didn't have to do that...
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Chicago police open fire on the driver of a wanted vehicle in Humboldt Park. According to police, the white Mercedes was possibly linked to a shooting that happened on Monday. When officers tried to stop the vehicle, the man started driving before allegedly hitting a woman and crashing into a CTA bus multiple times. "The vehicle struck an adult female pedestrian in the street and continued to flee... [He] struck the bus multiple times with the vehicle and struck an unmarked squad car," police said, adding that a gun was recovered from the vehicle. "As officers attempted to stop the vehicle and place the driver into custody, one officer discharged their service weapon, striking the offender." The man was hit in the chest and taken to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead. The family of the man claims he was getting food when he was "swarmed by officers" and says they thought police could have done more to de-escalate the situation. The woman who was hit by the Mercedes was injured. Two officers suffered minor injuries.
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@kirawontmiss Someone please record him trying the big arch
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how is it even possible to make shooting a gun look gay??
Top G's@topgsproject
How crypto guys defend Dubai at all costs
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@Ahmed_hassan_za Someone just bought some barrels. Better have that stop-loss order set.
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