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@The_Forty_Four If you’re going to fuck around and host a football halftime show have Damon Albarn curate the thing. Coldplay will just put the crowd to sleep.

🏆🌍FIFA president Gianni Infantino has confirmed the World Cup Final will host its first ever ‘Super bowl like half time show’ Coldplay will be performing & the show is expected to last 25 minutes…🎤🎹 A 25 minute half time break? Games so far gone now🤦‍♂️

@PopBase Nothing says “football mentality” than a halftime show curated by Coldplay. Damon Albarn / Blur I could see doing it right.

FIFA President Gianni Infantino tells Semafor that the World Cup’s halftime show will have “more than one” artist performing. It will be curated by Chris Martin & Coldplay.

@factpostnews How much are the taxpayers on the hook for an unneeded arch and rehab of the Kennedy Center?

Lutnick: The worst thing is the sucking sound of how many people try to suck off of the U.S. government

@DavidTheBrea @aaronterr1 @lawyerschiff Don’t take your kids to a museum. I’d hate to think what a replica of “David” may do to their fragile psyches.

@aaronterr1 @lawyerschiff Hey, look, I'm all for free speech and protesting whatever you want, but let's keep it real for a second – kids shouldn't have to see a giant inflatable penis waving around in public. How many kids have seen your penis, freak ?

An Alabama woman is headed to trial today for wearing a penis costume at a "No Kings" protest while holding a sign that read "No Dick-Tator." It's hard to think of a clearer example of a sham prosecution that flies in the face of the First Amendment.

@Mollyploofkins It was $3.00-$3.10 in DE in March 2025 where it remained for most of the rest of the year. It’s $3.99 now. Other than the 38% who seem to be irredeemably stupid most of the country isn’t buying this BS.

@PatMcAfeeShow @danawhite Innumerable POTUS held cultural or artistic events at the WH over the years. Trump contracts an event where grown men try to beat and/or choke one another into submission. White trash level embarrassment.

"We're paying the entire bill on everything at the White House event.. This is about the United States of America and what this country is about" ~ @danawhite #PMSLive

@CattardSlim How much did she “net” after gas and maintenance costs?

Door Dash Grandma says $11,000 is the total amount of tips she made for the year, not how much Trump saved her. Then the Fox News host cuts in & goes on a long diatribe to prevent Granny from accidentally spilling the beans. 😆

@LeahRay @FearedBuck It’s like pre-gaming at a pub or central location but only standing around in a parking lot under the blazing sun.

@FearedBuck Am I the only person that doesn’t know what tailgating is

FIFA has banned tailgating at several major World Cup venues, while also planning to charge roughly $175 on average for parking at those locations.

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Most sexual assaults ( and murders) are committed by people known by the victims vs committed by strangers

"Fund ICE. They're the ones that are stopping these illegal aliens from raping our daughters." - Senator Rick Scott (R-FL). FC: Native-born Americans are more likely to be arrested for violent crimes compared to undocumented immigrants. @atrupar (2026)

@HQNewsNow Seems like John 3:16 would be the fail-safe answer and he couldn’t even pull that one out of the ether.

Q: I'm wondering what your most favored Bible verses are? Trump: Well, uh... I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. Q: There's no verse that means a lot to you? Are you an Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy? Trump: Uh... Probablyyyyyy... equal

@WokeMitt @DougJBalloon If it’s available I’ll go dark mustard every time for pretzels, burgers, dogs and brats.

@DougJBalloon You gotta admit it’s pretty fucking weird and psychopathic to put Dijon mustard on a hot dog.

Whether it's Donald Trump attacking the Pope or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard on a hot dog, both men shattered Washington norms.

@lancecheek How surprising that a list of 10 worst songs as polled by RS readers was comprised of all soft-rock / pop material./s Yeah, most of the list is saccharine crap but it’s pretty easy to come up with several rock songs from the 70’s that are worse than Escape and Afternoon Delight.

@NormalGPolitics @EWErickson Domestic issues = ballroom, his WH UFC match, arch, and “renovations” to the Kennedy Center. Nothing else matters to him.

@EWErickson I disagree. This is the off ramp Trump needed. Now they will come to some deal that is middle of the road nothing crazy good, but good enough for him to claim victory and get back to work on domestic issues. At least I hope.

Credit where it is due — the President, through his outlandish tweets that absolutely are beneath the dignity of the Leader of the Free World, has a two-week ceasefire with Iran. Now, Iran has two weeks to get weapons and supplies from Russia and China, put in some anti-aircraft batteries, and prepare for round two.

@BadFoxGraphics @kencen @RichardGrenell The one shot from the floor showed a lot of empty seats. Especially in the balconies.

If the Kennedy Center is in such a decrepit state it must be shuttered for two years, how did they host the President and First Lady in a skybox to see the musical "Chicago" last night? 🤔 Former @kencen President @RichardGrenell could not be reached for comment in California.

@allenanalysis There is no Gulf of America.

Pete Hegseth just unveiled “Greater North America.” A new strategic map — from Greenland to the Gulf of America — claiming every sovereign nation north of the equator is part of America’s security perimeter.

@MeatFriday @Acyn It’s something that not one person who isn’t a boot licking cult member wants the POTUS to be fixated on while he’s ignores an economic fallout of his own doing.

@Acyn This is an architectural plan from one of the world’s greatest architects, James McCrery, and you are all too retarded to understand that. My God, you all are dumb.

Trump: This is a view of the columns as they are going to be made. They're going to be hand-carved and they're beautiful. Top of the line. They'll be corinthian, which is considered the best, most beautiful by far.

@TheWarMonitor It’s obvious he cares more about a ballroom that nobody but him gives a flying f about vs the war he started.

This is turning into a ritual. Investors won’t keep falling for it forever.

@FarOutMag He was also a fan of Peter Hamill of prog band Van der Graff Generator.

John Lydon subverted all punk expectations and admitted to loving Bee Gees and The Carpenters. 🎤👇

@Acyn @patriottakes The clown altered a NOAA hurricane report to make it match a wrong prediction he made one time. Nobody but the cult is buying this BS now that he’s torpedoed the economy in both his terms.

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

@Megatron_ron At this point the more he talks the more the market craters à la his daily COVID pressers.

NEW: 🇺🇸 Wall Street Journal reports that Trump's media war no longer affects markets According to the Wall Street Journal, claims of fake news about negotiations, exaggerated military threats, and the "talk therapy" of the US president can no longer prevent the decline in stock values or control oil prices.