Shane Tyler Milson

Guys, I feel vindicated. It’s all starting to make sense now. Rotten tomatoes really is rotten. x.com/gazz_54/status…

Rotten Tomatoes just permanently torched its credibility. The Odyssey: 97% audience score. “Beating LOTR: Return of the King.” Meanwhile both other major review platforms for Odyssey are: Metacritic users: 5.3. Letterboxd: 4.3. You don’t get a 50-point gap between platforms unless someone’s curating the numbers. The score isn’t a rating anymore, it’s become an ad slot for the highest bidder.

@AntGullotta . 😂 yes bro, of course

@ShaneTMilson Odyssey literally has a higher IMDB score than Oppenheimer you fuckin retard. Everyone fuckin loved it because it was awesome. I’m literally right wing and there wasn’t a fuckin single woke part about it, shut your dumbass the fuck up

@Trellraiser Oh my god haha 😆

@ShaneTMilson I think they lost it earlier, bro

@DeG0atDerozan Go check the like to dislike ratio on YouTube for the trailers and then come back to this comment

@ShaneTMilson Well look at that. 97% for audience. Don’t you feel stupid

@_Lars_Johnson_ I was expecting the bots to enter the chat. Saw the same gameplay during alien earth, gaslighting everyone into believing it was good 😂

@ShaneTMilson Rotten Tomatoes is 75% owned by Versant, a subsidiary of Universal, the vast media corporation whose studio made The Odyssey. Most of the negative comments below your post are from reactivated Universal paid bots who haven't posted in months. Hi guys.

@billiefan22018 Numbers update, you know that right

@ShaneTMilson Also letterboxd is 4.3 out of 5 Dumbo

@kickitlike1985 It does seem more trustworthy

@ShaneTMilson I’m more of an IMDb guy

@billiefan22018 It’s completely over ☠️

@ShaneTMilson Melania also beats lord of the rings It has a 1.6 on metacritic and imdb and a 1.1 on letterboxd 💀

Most people haven’t had an original thought in years. Every empty second gets fed to a screen. Your brain is being held hostage by modern life and every year you don’t take it back, a little more of you goes missing. Solution is simple. Reduce your life to 6 things: - Walking 3x a day. No audio. Your ancestors didn’t forage with a podcast on. - Working/Creating > Consuming. - Reading spiritual masterpieces. Osho. Michael Singer. Books that read you back. - Exercise that feels like play. Tennis, biking, rollerblading, swimming. Barefoot in the sun outdoors. No grounding mats or red light “therapy”. - Low-stimulation hands work. Foraging herbs. Writing. Gardening. Building things. - Direct human interaction. Eye contact. No group chat. Voice notes > texting. And critical: No scrolling. No TV. No noise piped into your skull on a walk. Intentional boredom. That’s the whole protocol. Your brain has been renting out every quiet moment to someone else’s content. Evict them. Within two weeks your brain starts producing its own content again. That kid-version of you that had ideas and vibes and noticed things — he’s still in there. He’s just been outbid by an algorithm. Silence is the original nootropic.

@Elena523127055 @AlpacaAurelius Underrated comment. Great idea.

@AlpacaAurelius my buddy tried basically this whole list for months and nothing stuck until he heard zach on that sounds like a lot talk about just getting a brick phone. removes the option entirely instead of fighting yourself all day. first thing that actually worked for him

how to unrot your brain: - read 20 pages a day (like 10,000 steps for your brain) - don't use your phone for 2 hours every AM and 2 hours before bed - leave home without your phone - delete social media from your phone and only use it on your computer - walk 10,000 steps with no phone - ground barefoot - meditate for 10 mins a day (silence grows new brain cells) - get sunlight - digital fast one day a week - humming for your vagus nerve - play and have a silly goose time

on some shit here you couldn’t even begin to fathom coconut milk sea moss + red custard apple fruit god is good.

Your immune system was built for a world with teeth. Andrographis and astragalus have been training it for 2,000 years. One is so bitter Scandinavians used it to ruin moonshine. The other held up traditional Chinese formulas for centuries. I keep both on hand every season I’m in the bush, especially in long grass with the ticks running amuck. Not medical advice. The forest doesn’t do disclaimers.

Cheat code for life: become difficult to rush. Walk 25% slower. Eat like you have nowhere to be. Slowmaxx every conversation. Cool, calm, collected. Dead giveaway someone is still plugged into the system is frantic energy. Reject the tempo. Speed is how they contain you.

@HazelAppleyard @HelloFresh For a moment I want you have a good laugh over all the cucked YouTubers and podcasters who rely on relentlessly shilling Hello Fresh on their show for a sponsorship deal.

I thought there was no way this was real… it had to be parody… so I looked it up myself. It’s real. @HelloFresh are advertising their product as being good for clearing out your rectum in preparation for anal s*x during Pride Month. I’m so done with this timeline.

@Hackmanj @karunpal Is this clover leaf by any chance?

@karunpal Indeed. Me eating the best can of tuna ever, with a spork, sitting at the edge of a cliff overlooking highway 50 and the majestic Sierra Nevada mountains.

The older I get, the more I believe happiness lives in the ordinary. Pets. Plants. A quiet morning coffee. Blue sky. Cotton clouds. Birds singing. The gentle breeze through the trees. A clean, cosy house. Good food. Good hearted simple poeple. So much of life’s beauty is quiet, gentle, and already here. And somehow, one of the sweetest feelings is knowing I get to wake up and meet it all again tomorrow.

@interesting_aIl This is a high form of alchemy

Tootsie Roll’s recipe from 1896 requires that a batch of the previous day be incorporated into the new batch This means that each piece has a trace of the original 1896 Tootsie Roll

X-Files was a crystal ball, insane that our boomer parents had this level of TV entertainment and still don’t “see it”.

@CryptoMikli Enjoying a beer and watching the big game with the boys on the weekend is the least of the concern. Let people enjoy themselves. I'd care more about what they're doing outside the weekend fun, on what their purpose in life is. Let people breathe a little.

Clavicular says that going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do “Engaging with people in real life? There’s really not that many people that are worth interacting with, I would say” “Most people have completely misprioritized lives. The average person you meet is like an enjoyer of sports who drinks beer, like ‘let’s go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,’ and that’s the worst thing you could do. You should be on PubMed reading studies on how you could look max” “Most of humanity is sort of enslaved to these consumer habits that prevent them from ascending”

@KawhiElite @SynthPotato I wasn’t impressed at all with the hunting mechanics. You can shoot 7 arrows into an animal and it literally just stands there. Really put me off. Compared to RDR2 where the animals actually do what they would in real life and run lol

@SynthPotato Is there animals to hunt like in rd2

40 hours into Crimson Desert and I still haven’t done a single thing outside of Hernand, the opening region. It is blowing my mind that I haven’t seen 70% of the map yet, I keep wondering “How did they do this?”, its Red Dead 2 level detailed in a Ubisoft size open world somehow