Shimmy Goodman

One day you will be someone's ancestor and they will daven to you for zechus avois. Make it worthwhile.

@ShimmyGoodman From a technical standpoint and idea standpoint it’s a top piece that’s all

i may just have made my best work of art

@orenbarsky You have a way with words.

1. Fuck off liar 2. Fuck you 3. Go fuck yourself 4. Lying fuck 5. FAFO

@IlanBlock I'm a simple person. Some of my favourites don't get many likes but they carry a message I appreciate.

@IlanBlock Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

@ShimmyGoodman actually im prob the best judge of what's considered good

@greywinx @willow_wwhimsy @grok Calum Scott - You Are The Reason

@willow_wwhimsy @grok what’s this song?

If you shave your beard,you’d better be prepared to get dumped🤣😂😩

@Shomrim @metpoliceuk @JewishPoliceAs @MetCC @antisemitism @ASWSec Gentleman?

🚨 Threats To Behead Jews 🎥 @Shomrim are aware of the horrific video circulating on social media showing a gentleman threatening to behead Jews and much more. This was taken outside 82 Whitechapel Road, Tower Hamlets, London, E1 1JQ. 👮‍♂️ This has been reported to @MetPoliceUK @MetCC who are taking it very seriously and have started an investigation to identify and arrest the male and mitigate the immediate threats. ⚠️ We are aware of the fact that the Orthodox Jewish community is exceptionally concerned about these threats and want to reassure the community that we are working closely with @MPSTowerHam @MPSHackney and will be stepping up patrols till he is caught. 📞 Anyone with information is asked to contact @MetCC quoting CAD 4911/15MAY26.

@Claire_V0ltaire Indeed

@ShimmyGoodman Because the crowd will lap it up while ignoring the very recent expose about women and children systematically raped and trafficked in Gaza by Hamas and their thugs. It’s always just to cover their own crimes.

Israel, no different than any other civilized western nation, openly reports crimes which include rape. Hamas, on the other hand, endorse marital rape, legalized child rape, and send their fighters with rape instructions to neighboring Jewish communities.

@WiseAssOTHill @FrumTikTok @JewishChron Not in Grodz lol. My better half bakes the challa. On the other hand, maybe I'm in the secret service and I really was there.

@FrumTikTok @JewishChron Where's @ShimmyGoodman ?

The King of England received a fresh Challah during his visit to the Orthodox Jewish community of Golders Green. Credit: @JewishChron

Make sure to have a L'Chaim

No advance notice but within a few minutes, word spreads and the King brings Golders Green to a jubilant standstill - just yards from the scene of the April 28 attack. #kc3 #goldersgreen

I in a flower shop and trying to pick the perfect bouquet for my wife. Another customer said to me “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.” I said, “I know… and you gotta buy them flowers too.”

For those who say Tefilas HaShloh today:

This is apparently today: tefillos.com/tefillas_hashe…

@jews4cruz That's what I thought but then my brain got fried at that point.

@ShimmyGoodman Not possible to be impossible? So certainly possible?

Someone just said to me, that what I was trying to do was unimpossible and I don't know what that means.

Woof

@DavidMKeyes @kanyewest The western wall is in Pakistan?

I'm at the @kanyewest concert at the Western Wall right now. It's WILD. Incredible energye.

Everyone getting excited the King is visiting Golders Green. That's nice but I actually speak to the King several times a day.