@Elisociety @aedison this but i still end up late anyways somehow LMAO
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Super Succ
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a friend of mine was the absolute top-performing employee at his job, blew everyone else away, and he was let go because he just *could not* get up in time to be in at 9am. all the early bedtimes, alarm clocks, phone calls and door knocks in the world couldn’t beat his ADHD
victoria ♀️@fatfabfeminist
adhd is so fundamentally disabling, there is no part of my life which is not negatively impacted by it. it is such a misrepresented issue.
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@bigbootyjudie27 @HaunterCreative @Lael4498 @ysljennii @thrluv yes you literally are bro 😭😭 youre gonna be holding that baby for as long as possible while your wife rests!! and theres other shit with the birthing process youre gonna be doing. and its not hard to hold a newborn for hours on end theyre small and light idk why youre so lost
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@HaunterCreative @Lael4498 @ysljennii @thrluv No no. I understand taking care of a new born, which isn’t hard.
I don’t believe you held the baby as in the baby was in your 2 arms.
For 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8+ hours like your claiming.
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not being able to give a woman your full undivided attention while she’s literally in labor with your child is a sign that you probably aren’t actually ready for a kid.
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already trying to set up the game
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@majestietestie @BeezInYa1 @ABrooklynFin @Thrasher66099 @DearS_o_n as a certified fat fuck even when overweight BW squats are dead fucking easy. if you go full depth then itll be at most moderately difficult and ur muscles will definitely be feeling it but you can do it
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@BeezInYa1 @ABrooklynFin @Thrasher66099 @DearS_o_n If you're not overweight 50 BW squats is super easy, ass to grass I used to do 100 as part of a BJJ warm up
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@RKV2401 @WedgeBuster88 my PT told me the same, had to perfect my squat form before i even looked at barbell and it was so easy she made me add weight before the first session was over LMAO
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@WedgeBuster88 50 squats is the real shocker - my PT told me to do 100 reps of b/w squats (in 3 sets, tbf, so 33 per set) before even touching the barbell for squats. They're surprisingly easy and it only takes a couple of weeks to get used to the high rep range.
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@alcibiades5410 @WedgeBuster88 literally, any able-bodied person that can walk can bust out 50 bodyweight squats or at least close to it with ZERO practice. even at my worst with tight ass hamstrings and glutes squats were the easiest shit ever
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@WedgeBuster88 50 squats is also basically free, like the fat guy who goes on a couple of walks a week can bust that out no problem
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@Theonomoney @blonde4thewin @AJKocman im not even religious anymore and i feel the need to pray for your financial security 😭😭 youre gonna need fucking WEALTH
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@blonde4thewin @AJKocman I should add to this, we're both skinny too. Bottomless pits and maybe 270lbs total between us.
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As of today, I’m official the father of a teenager.
Pray for me. 😅
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@MegaMayne__ @ASHFFIY7 @lowcal4kpopp wrong + the girl in this pic looks like she has a strong ass lower body anyways, easy as hell for her to get a nice booty
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@MF_Techs @ASHFFIY7 @lowcal4kpopp "Gym influencers" no brah some of us actually go to gym and not just watch tiktoks about it. This is 100% achievable.
2 sets of hip thrusts to failure 3x a week for 2 months and you're there.
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@idrawrobots @Jacobionite @nypost i mean yeah obviously its not a full time mandatory thing. you can explain what youre doing for a routine diaper change and you dont need to when they jsut had a fucking blowout. its not one or the other LMAO
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@Jacobionite @nypost Is it good to talk to your child, absolutely. I don't think it's a necessity to explain to an 8 month old what you're doing and why when in a hurry, they just shot shit out each leg and up the top and they're being fussing.
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Parents should ask babies for ‘consent’ before changing their diapers: experts trib.al/Yte0x57
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@System0faNoun @LoyalYashFaan @yoxics im not security either but if i saw someone im standing next to get assaulted im gonna at least TRY to do something not stand there looking st the crowd like a fucking NPC
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@LoyalYashFaan @yoxics Y’all are weird. He’s not security, it isn’t his job to do anything.
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@Just_edibleSean @ponyaoi this is mad cope LMAO ao3 isnt ugly at all its just simplistic - and its not hard to use i learned how to use it at like 11 😭😭
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@ponyaoi I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm glad AO3 is not attractive at all as a page. The design is so old fashioned and not catchy at all, I'm sure many youngsters get discouraged from using it like how I used to be. I hope AO3's GUI becomes way more complicated and ugly
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I’ve been saying kids are skipping the wattpad stage and now ao3 fucking sucks
skippy | on hiatus@skippyfic
I hate when minors read my fics. The disrespect honestly makes me not want to post anymore.
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@baeeagain @ponyaoi honestly the biggest tells are the bad formatting lack of grammar and mischaracterization is everywhere in fandom even grown ass adults do it
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@ponyaoi i hate when you can easily tell a kid wrote a fic because of the lack of grammar, a bad format, and the characters are heavily mischaracterized
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@heyyitsjanea @DannyBattinieri nobody has actually said in this thread what exactly is wrong with this car
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@_mangotango__ @oliveegger @crotchner2 the fuck youre telling me my hatred of being flipped upside down on rides comes from me being on my computer 24/7 as a kid? deadass??
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@oliveegger @crotchner2 I actually saw a video recently where someone said you can tell if a child has had too much screen time if you turn them upside down and they act scared or something. They said that response completely goes away with reduced time on electronics. Idk the validity of it tho.
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@WulfCry_0 @thareaalthing she was literally a pro tennis player if u think she was unfit at any point youre high
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it's that white man.
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1
Serena Williams goes viral after working out to get thinner. Thoughts? 🤔 👀
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@ianfassy @HangingAroundd @actualvillainTV @MarvelRivals thats not a matchmaking issue then tbh thats a culture issue
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@HangingAroundd @actualvillainTV @MarvelRivals I completely agree with this. The problem is, when I’m solo queuing and not playing with my friends, the people I ask to switch or make callouts to get upset and say it’s quick play or refuse to make adjustments in comp. This is the matchmaking system we are dealing with.
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Hi Rivals! As our game continues to thrive, we want to reiterate that Marvel Rivals does not use EOMM. We are currently working on a video to demonstrate our developer insights on the matchmaking and ranking system, which is expected to be released next week.
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@_V_al__ @ReiUsatwt tcoaal WOULD be a good game if it wasn't for the creator. the message of it is completely ruined when you realize the creator is fetishizing the fuck out of it and when you play the game/watch a playthrough it gets so fucking obvious
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@ReiUsatwt What if I said tcoaal IS lowkey a good game with a good story but the problem is how the creator handles the incest part and sometimes seems to fetishize it, as well as a considerably big part of the community sadly (no, I don't support nor like incest)
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it's crazy how much people hate incest victims
niggachu🇸🇴@idriss7m
This is the capital city of Alabama btw
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I really do think the glazing for Nintendo comes from the heart most of the time😭
Yea as a company they make dumbass decisions, but man, MOST of the happiest laughs, smiles & funnest times in my life gaming have been from Nintendo
Nintendo Out of Context@NinTextual
This is genuinely the most incredible edit I've seen in years.
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@hymnfortaiwa @akshaygn01 this is so sweet i would actually start bawling if i saw this
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Recently, I've been digging up strangers' PhD dissertations to read the acknowledgment section. Couple pages of the most sincere and romantic text you'll find about what makes them tick
Highly recommend if you want a feel-good read that doesn't require a functional attention span
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