
Make your bets, folks: will there be a more idiotic article this year or is this the top? If your compiler breaks, you report it to the development team and they fix it once and for all. If jipity wipes your production database, you cry on twitter among a hoard of imbeciles doomed to replicate each other's mistakes in a perpetual cycle. Compilers are maintained by competent people. Your vibe-coded garbage is maintained by you and a GigaClippy compounding bad choices over time.





















