HR-V Keitel™
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HR-V Keitel™
@HRVKeitel
Pretty please. With sugar on top. Clean the fucking cars. #smokefleet
Katılım Mayıs 2026
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#GVerse #smokefleet #UnitedWeStand 😎🌬️
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@Jen8647 @YugoWeaving That one is, I suspect, very specifically responsible for the warning on a curling iron to not insert into any body orifice and the "Do Not Eat" printing on the desiccant packages.
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@YugoWeaving Does this mean I’m doing it right? 🤣Honestly though, these people are the reason we have instructions on shampoo bottles.
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@JDVans @theliamnissan If the scum of the earth took a shit... hidden within and chowing down on that shit are groypers.
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@theLebaronTrump @theliamnissan RealJamesWoody™ and Gran Prix Quaid™ doin' a real life rendition of a fictional classic...
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I thought of one that will really get under the real ones skin. RealJamesWoody™️ let me know if you use it. Just tag me. #smokefleet @theliamnissan
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@OregonRogueAn @thericolatesla Oh no... He'll have to make a Hallmark movie about Jesus level persecution because you were so mean to him.
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The line was once in the middle. Now, "the left" is anything left of the sliver on the far side of conservatism that keeps them in control. Why'd Dipshit spend obscene money on an established social media platform? They needed to establish opposition to the real narrative. Fast.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Yup
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@ThaSkitters Dean Cain. That's the joke and the punchline. Roll snare drum. Everybody laughs and points like he pissed his pants. He covers his face and runs crying toward the next Hallmark Network production set. Good times.
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At least 33 January 6 insurrectionists have been re-arrested for serious offenses like child exploitation and SA post pardon. So yeah, this tracks. This tracks hard.
Rated_Robynne@RatedR4Robynne
Trump supporters be like “I’m a pedophile too!”
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@TheRobRedFord @Wh0v1an_4_L1fe May he receive the scaphism he deserves.
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My American wish list, Dale.. is for you to shut your filthy mouth and make me a sandwich
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@RealTomCruisr @jeaneri Reminds me of a red hat trying to find the clitoris.
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@chelleyourself @TrueFactsStated And forced to listen to Obama talking the entire time.
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@TrueFactsStated If he has one day left I’d really like it to be wearing orange and eating jail food.
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Be realistic. How many years do you think he has left?
I am Deadre 💙🌻🤘@ImDeadre
@TrueFactsStated No. He should be arrested and put in prison to await his trial for impeachment and treason.
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HR-V Keitel™ retweetledi
It's been a minute #smokefleet drivers and aficionados, but here's a few ideas for new members. Same as always... If you like it, drive it muchachos 😎👊
We got:
Victor Yugo™
Monte Carlo Santana™
Grigori RAV-Sputin™
Karmann Ghia Sandiego™
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HR-V Keitel™ retweetledi
Yeah, that's right. #smokefleet strong 😎👊
HR-V Keitel™@HRVKeitel
@RealTomCruisr There are also a bunch of cool guys in #smokefleet that throw out ideas and some with ready made avatars all the time as well. And if you need help with that just ask 👍 We're here to lift each other up and amass an enormous convoy that can't be ignored 👊 Stronger together.
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@RealTomCruisr There are also a bunch of cool guys in #smokefleet that throw out ideas and some with ready made avatars all the time as well. And if you need help with that just ask 👍 We're here to lift each other up and amass an enormous convoy that can't be ignored 👊 Stronger together.
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Joining #smokefleet gets you like-minded followers. Maybe 1000's of them.
It's easy. If you see a funny name, just copy it.
Nobody cares. 🚬😎
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HR-V Keitel™ retweetledi
If you're in a boxing match and your opponent is allowed to hit but you aren't, you're not a boxer... you're a punching bag. People keep getting hit thinking they're in a fair fight. Time to start hitting back #smokefleet
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HR-V Keitel™ retweetledi
@theYugoWeaving @StephenCorvair @RealTomCruisr @tutticontenti @TheMorganFox @VinDe1sel @ImpalaAnderson @chevrolettomcru @PorscheDeRossi @PorschedeR0ssi @Porsched3Rossi @Len222418427271 @smartchickwclas @TimotheeChevy @kianureeves00 @theJohnTravolvo @GwynpalV @YugoWeaving @SamuelLDatsun @JaguarNewton @LeoDCabriolet @LeoDiCabriolet @LeonardodCabrio @JLPotcard @SheldonMiniCoop @TheChrisAlpine @DarkMelani48392 @Brad_Pitstop @AlexaOpelCorsa @HarryFordFairln @HarriFordfocus @HarrisonsFord @PedroPasatt @The_ManDeLorean @GagaForLada @Lada_Gaga_4X4 @supertech427 @AriHondaGrande @ArianaGran21641 @SnoopDodgeViper @SwiftDriftTM @TheTaylorShift @trailerswifttt @theliamnissan And yes... It's not all about numbers. Except I know having more numbers total for #smokefleet annoys the opposition. So I'd like to see all of the fleet's numbers up. Way up. 😂
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@JDVans More than half are replies. Many single word like "Hmm" or "Yes". Most are in the five to ten word range. Very little originality and as such I think a very large amount of the non reply posts are actually copy paste bullshit from other content creators.
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