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@awstar11 @KurtSchlichter No boots on the ground, but paws are fine.

Did we ever figure who this nutcase was?

@FSUNole21 Because orange man bad.

"You’re saying that the president did not need authorization initially and still does not need any authorization from Congress on Libya?" "Yes," This is straight from Nancy Pelosi's lips in 2011. Either the President DOES or DOES not need approval. Why the flip flop?

BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict: 1. France has surrendered 2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides 3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan 4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling 5. No response from Spain (weekend) More intel to follow soon

Imagine taking a time machine back to 2001 and telling these guys that the Apprentice host will be the one to bomb Iran.

@PeterSchorschFL @newsservicefla Does this get yellow arrows for the PR flack shooting their shot for their client, but missing the target by a mile?

What do you think I think about the public relations flack who asks for Up Arrow recognition from my publication for their client being on @NewsServiceFla’s ‘Best lobbyists born on Tuesday’ list?

@fineout @POLITICOPro Whatever you do, DO NOT say her name two more times.

Fla Legislature passes bill to crack down on party switchers ... Bill sponsored by Dems sparked in part by legal battle over Rebekah Jones subscriber.politicopro.com/article/2026/0… via @POLITICOPro

There’s gotta be a widow that can call out Erika Kirk so they can double widow the “widow” grift. Unfortunately most widows are actually mourning so they want to stay out of the public eye. But a white hat widow off the top ropes would be epic

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott asked about his new SUV that cost taxpayers $165k, "Your station has this severe right-wing effort underway…"

@WatcherontheWeb @Anarseldain State eunuchs, not a new concept

@Anarseldain Now just wait until we find documents saying I was right about part of it being about creating a class of revolutionary who it is "safe" for the party to elevate, because they can't reproduce and crate the "princeling" issues suffered by every other communist revolution

The schizos were right about all of this trans rights stuff being manufactured. Incredible.

@DerrickEvans4WV The parade was planned for Trump’s birthday during the Biden administration, as it was the Army’s 250th anniversary. The Army and Trump were born on the same day, and it’s also Flag Day.

🚨Stephen Colbert: "Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, held a giant military parade on his birthday, said he wants Canada to be our 51st state… and personally pocketed over $1.4B. And guess what? You didn't remember most of that stuff."

"What if the ship of Theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with today.

The AI boom may end up accidentally liberating people from technology. When you can't trust your eyes, your ears, your thoughts, when everything you experience online could be digitally false, when passwords, bank accounts, nothing is secure, you go offline. You only meet with others in real life. If robots exist you cut a body to see if it bleeds, you can show proof of humanity, you only trust those in your immediate circles, and before you know it, you've remembered the value of community. Essentially, by poisoning the well of the digital, you may ultimately become free to be fully human.

@AutismCapital Remember 1984, where Oceania would be at war, and always has been with Eastasia, Then overnight, at war and perpetually was with Eurasia.

What will the Democrats do with all of the far left anger they've fomented? For the past few years they've been using the Hasan Pikers and their audiences to be Pro-Palestine / Anti-Israel as their main talking point. Now all of a sudden they quite literally about face in a day and leave them high and dry. What do those people do now?

@libsoftiktok @KurtSchlichter Well, a least he has diplomatic immunity.

Somalia’s ambassador to the UN is a…. Daycare administrator in Ohio… You cannot make this up

@NewRightPoast It’s ok, her son will have a new mom soon enough, she just needs to pay for long term care insurance so she can rot in a nice nursing home.

> be me, a non-custodial mom > abandon my kid so I can look at powerpoint all day and do girls brunch > hard at first, but i did the deep inner work around shame > mfw it worked, i have no shame

@DefiantLs Her arteries.

Body positivity activist says she cut off her entire family who are “quiet” on Palestine, Congo & Sudan, “I literally blocked my brother yesterday… I’m like, who can I block next?”

@cryptodemedici @ShannenPill Krampus is real.

We’re not doing Santa in our house 👇 It sets up a foundational and delicate relationship upon lies. The Santa narrative also feeds a consumerism-driven value system, where a child’s “worthiness” gets tied to performance for the year. Mary’s free birth, Yule or the mushroom myths are infinitely more valid than the Santa lives in the ‘North Pole’ fantasy 🍄

@PeterSchorschFL @j_fishback @JesseScheckner Ok, he is single now, so hear me out… just think of the contents of pro se court filings.

Woman says @J_Fishback dated her while she was underage, then harassed her after breakup Reporting by @JesseScheckner flapol.com/4a0vQaz #FlaPol