Raymond

in uganda you now need permission to construct a house and an occupational permit to live in it mwebale ku—protectinga gains mbwa mwe🚮

So turns out @mtnug business internet (Wakanet fibre) is not unlimited as advertised? They cut us off abruptly days after we renewed our 500Mbps package. We weren’t even fully utilizing it. Then days later, this email. Why survey us, take us on, then cut us off without notice?

@MoWT_Uganda I applied for duplicate/ damaged number plates, and it's been over 2 weeks, and there is no feedback or invoice in my email. Whom do we consult in such cases?

🚗 Everything you need to know about Digital Number Plates in Uganda 👇 Fees, steps, and fraud alerts included. #DigitalPlatesUG

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An employee just asked for a second monitor. Standard request. Usually takes 3 clicks to approve. But they submitted the ticket under Software Procurement instead of Hardware Request. If I process it, my internal audit metric takes a hit for cross-category resolution. So I rejected it and told them to submit it correctly. They submitted it under Network Outage. I rejected it again. They emailed me directly, CCing their director, asking why I am blocking their productivity. I replied all with a link to our KB article on How to Select the Correct Dropdown Menu. The director replied to me privately to just give them the monitor. I said I would, pending a properly categorized ticket. Eventually, the ticket arrived in the right queue. I approved it in four seconds. Time to resolution: four seconds. Process is a beautiful thing.

Men, Therefore, once she is pregnant, You have NINE MONTHS to: • Plan • Save • Prepare There is another 18 years of responsibility waiting, So, don't disturb people. You knew what you were getting into. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Once you go ahead and sleep with a woman without a condom, You can: • Make her pregnant • Contract HIV/STIs • Or both Don't be surprised when the consequences come. Own your choices. Learn the painful lessons. Don't be a bladifakin man. #MasculinitySaturday

Remote workers at 11:47 AM on a Wednesday explaining why they need their camera off for this call

POV: The University WiFi is too low to submit your final assignment... Me on Linux: launching a deauth payload to kick the entire floor offline and claim the bandwidth💀😂😂💔

Govt drops proposed tax on all cash withdrawals #MonitorUpdates monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…

All buses, trains, and trams are free in this country. For everyone! Luxembourg is unreal. When will your country have this?

Today I resign from the Uganda Civil Service because it has degenerated into an organised crime syndicate hiding behind the costume of public service. At this point, it is impossible to function in a system so rigid and hollow that people move like programmed robots, obeying orders, suppressing thought, and worshipping corruption and bootlicking as if they were national virtues. This is a service meant to uplift Ugandans, yet it has perfected the art of grinding them down. Every morning, civil servants stroll out of houses built with stolen money, dress in suits or their female equivalents, bought with stolen money, and drive off in vehicles either owned by government or one funded by the same theft. Then, with breathtaking hypocrisy, they crawl through traffic at 1000 metres per hour and have the audacity to complain that government is not serious about infrastructure, traffic management, or health services. They conveniently forget that they are the very people draining the treasury dry. Even the private sector joins the chorus of outrage, yet many of them are beneficiaries of inflated government contracts, padded budgets, and guaranteed kickbacks regardless of the quality of what they deliver. The ecosystem of organised crime is now so deeply rooted that pretending to be shocked has become its own form of dishonesty. I have been inside this system for 20 years, and another 6 years on the periphery. On the periphery because I dared to do something no one thought I could do (whistleblow corruption at the Ministry) and for this the Ministry Leadership (Ministers, PS and Commissioners) has tormented me for 6 years. I have seen enough. I have also tasted the crumbs. I am not here to pretend innocence. I am here to say: enough. So today, I walk away from the nightmare. I lay down my tools in protest, and I will only return to my Ministry when it is genuinely safe to serve with integrity. AND YES, YOU CAN TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT BECAUSE TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY. But the joke is laced with truths that every well‑meaning Ugandan should reflect on deeply.

Spending over 20million ugx on dowry when you don’t even have a plot of land to your name! I totally don’t recommend.

From the days when I had nothing-when even 500 UGX was a struggle, and paying 70,000 UGX rent felt like climbing Mount Everest with no shoes… To today, holding $100 bills that I once only saw in dreams. I still pinch myself sometimes. Tears want to fall because I remember the sleepless nights, the empty pockets, the silent prayers when no one was watching. I remember wondering if God had forgotten about me. But He didn’t. My brothers and sisters still in the struggle.. the ones counting coins for boda fare, the ones whose rent is due tomorrow with no idea where it’s coming from, the ones who feel stuck and forgotten...hold on. Keep pushing. Keep praying. Keep working like your breakthrough depends on you, and trust like it depends on God. Because one day and it may come when you least expect it God will open a door so wide that no man, no circumstance, no hater can ever close it. Never give up God is faithful 🙏 ♥️

Saved a human. Here I was thinking they were switching tomorrow. Time to adjust meeting alarms.

As a country without a minimum wage, the PAYE threshold of UGX 235,000 per month where an employee pays zero PAYE should be revised.This figure was set in 2012, 12years later, the 235k of 2012 is almost 1million today. In 2014 a litre of fuel was at average 3500, and now it’s at 5200/=, so while Govt revises tax bills every year, the lowest threshold remains the same. Considering our economic times, taxing any amount below 1m is not only unfair but unjust. Govt should consider increasing the PAYE threshold to mark the economic realities of our time.

@AyandaYandiey @raymondswasajja ehh ehh... 😂😂😂😂😂

Is this how all gents think that when a vehicle overtakes you at speed, it’s a race?

@itmsug @URAuganda @MoWT_Uganda @nextmediaug @PoliceUg @MVR_Uganda @Toyota_UG @centurycars_ug @CarPlusUGANDA @khushimotorsug @nbstv Process isn't clear. They are asking if both my old number plates are still visible hence they can't work on such cases. So please guide, which is which? For the MVR staff on ground are misguiding us.

Vamubikade!!! Just like your phone, your vehicle plates deserve an upgrade.Stay compliant and drive with confidence.

A Money lender is telling people not to Lend Money. He is speaking with Authority and the first Minute he makes an absolute mess. Sometimes you want to challenge lazy unresearched thinking like this, but hey, keep going.