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i gave this girl my natenberg — maybe there won’t be a second date, but at least now she knows what a call option is
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bigVolSwan
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bigVolSwan
@littleVolSwan
equity options trader. sell gamma til u blow up; then change firm. languages spoken: greeks (delta gamma theta rho) + fortran
rulettenburg Katılım Nisan 2025
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@ScottPh77711570 @VolatilityVIX @systematicls sysls was referring to me on that quote
i want to be quoted as well
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It should be compulsory for every substack, course selling, engagement bait loser throwing snark to post their account balance, rounded to the nearest million
To quote the great @systematicls
“huge L to the guy collecting management fees for the past decade on a yard of AUM, says the wage cagey as he steps into a full day of soul sucking work”
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Surprising
Benn was always talking about risk management, hedging against the unknown, not taking big directional bets
The only way to lose 30% that quickly would be if he abandoned his core principles he's been preaching
I hope we find out what ultimately caused the damage
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@FightWithMemes @littleVolSwan see mate they are out there
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there is only one 'indicator' i have on every chart and its the realized volatility
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@HangukQuant love u man, ur appreciation means a lot to me
my effort on this website has dramatically went down, one day i’ll come back posting stuff 😭🥷🏻
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Now that I have gotten your attention, I thought I would spend some time showing my appreciation to some incredible people in the space.
They have helped me more than they know, in ways they aren't aware of. Some have work that has greatly influenced my thinking. Others have been generous with their knowledge, others with their experience, and else with their support.
Above all, they are great humans, and handful I consider friends.
tradfi/systematic/macro
@LacertaXG1
@Merridew__
@PrometheusCHT
@SinclairEuan
@therobotjames
@choffstein
@AgustinLebron3
@ old Volatility/Chief Quant
crypto/systematic/hft
@quant_arb
@liquiditygoblin
@BeatzXBT
@OctopusTakopi
@dbytesmith
@MarkBestForex
@KlondikeFX
@vehcktor
@littleVolSwan
@Dub0x3A
And it doesn't even begin to cover the list of all the amazing people on here. I could go on and on. We might not have interacted, maybe even in the last 2-3 years, but I remember...and thanks for being you!
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@peace_igho @littleVolSwan would fucking love this
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See this one BBL 😭😭
Dark Choco 🍫🍫@iam_immalove
I’ve seen BBL with clothes and BBL without clothes and I recommend natural yansh.
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@EmbracingTara um what @littleVolSwan and his troon mistress want to do in the bedroom is their decision!!!
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Anal is a low class, desperate, male-centered peasant activity performed to please closeted gay men with porn addictions.
No respectable woman would ever participate in such a vile kink.
Sex Industry Research - Reposts@SexIndustryResC
Receptive anal sex for females is almost always at the behest of a male partner who pressures her into accepting it. It IS risky and often harmful for her. This is very different from the situation with males, whose bodies are much larger and who have a prostate gland.
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@6NewsAU congrats @littleVolSwan no shame in it mate
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#BREAKING 🚨 Leigh Ryswyk has become the first male AFL player to come out as gay, following Mitch Brown's decision to come out as bisexual, during an interview on JOY 94.9
Ryswyk played one match for Brisbane in 2005 before playing 226 matches for North Adelaide in the SANFL
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@jess_ann_pin hey would you be interested in my friend @littleVolSwan ? he is potentially a closeted homosexual and has never felt the warmth of a woman
we are trying to make a man out of him so could we ship him to you for a few weeks to straighten him out?
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Sweet baby cakes. I’m almost 40.
I think my slutty days kept me young and that I’ve only started aging since I started taking men seriously because emotional investment in men causes stress.
Consider how much older most 40 year old married women look.
Messenger of God Mary Mary'sCircle Mahsennin@kdZemvnAMK94471
💖🌹💖Women and men are different creatures. Women should reduce the number of men they have sex with. For women, repeated sexual encounters build up immunity and cause aging. And of course, men should also reduce the number of people they come into contact with. Even kissing is a risky cumulative process.
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@_Olly03 @RichardPtardio oh no now i have to wipe my eyes with money
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@RichardPtardio Trading isn’t a real skill. It’s for losers & social rejects buddy 👍
Grow some real kills.
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Back when I was working in London during the early 2000s, Friday afternoons were a dangerous combination of trading and booze.
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@dreadconquest Rare photo of @littleVolSwan and his foid
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"got tatted up in bali aye, it's heaps cheaper"
shaman@stableshaman
average australian house owners
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@MarkBestForex @Gravity5ucks that little fucker @littleVolSwan told me to read it, might have to investigate it
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Looking at my library this morning this book caught my attention...
Is this a sign?
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Interviewed a guy for a quant research job today.
Couldn’t invert a 3x3 matrix by hand.
Couldn’t derive Black Scholes.
Couldn’t explain the in-place quicksort algorithm on the whiteboard.
Just kept talking about “stochastic gradient descent” and “reinforcement learning”
If you can’t do the basics, what’s the point?
Obvious no hire.
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@quantymacro x.com/littlevolswan/…
is that guy in some ways related to littleSwan?
bigVolSwan@littleVolSwan
i gave this girl my natenberg — maybe there won’t be a second date, but at least now she knows what a call option is
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@Big_Bestmann fuck off retard my mate @littleVolSwan is a sex deprived maniac i can guarantee you he would
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I hate this fake love for cougars on the internet
I promise you, no sane person under 35 wants to hit that.
Qadi@Bigqadi
Tracee Ellis Ross at 53 years old
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Today's 15% move in Silver is a 5-sigma event.
You're about as likely to get struck by lighting twice, be killed by a falling vending machine, or correctly guess a 8-digit password on your first try.
Historic is an understatement.
Edward Dowd@DowdEdward
Today’s 10% move in Silver is a 4-5 sigma event. A 3.8 sigma move is the chance that you personally get hit by lightning at least once in your lifetime…so not likely. You are witnessing history today.
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