Madden Pierce

@theogyvicky @rodskiluv @Viggie_Smalls93 @NickMenakos Brother, YOURE proving the point. This is hilarious

@rodskiluv @Viggie_Smalls93 @NickMenakos Ur proving his point lol. U sound like a nerd gang

This is unironically how so many men think though

@Applina_ @druttwttakes The week does start on Sunday 😭

@druttwttakes Toby "the week starts on sunday" Fox strikes again

"How long has it been in-game for Deltarune? Cause, at the beginning of Chapter 1, Toriel said Asriel will be home "next week", but at the end of Chapter 4, it's revealed that the festival is taking place "tomorrow", and Asriel will supposedly be there as well."

@R0BAD0114 @crombula_ Bro. Yes, we mainly use temp for the weather or for cooking. The melting and freezing points of water are extremely relevant to both of these things

@madden_pierce2 @crombula_ We are usually using temp for cooking or for telling the temp outside, how is a random material's melting and freezing point relevant to either of those things? I'm not even saying C is bad, just that it's like the same as any other system of measuring temp.

Americans love to say things like "fahrenheit is better because it measures the temperature. Unlike Celsius, which does some other thing, I imagine." I'm not sure why they keep doing this.

@R0BAD0114 @crombula_ Have you ever experienced the melting temperature of wood or concrete? would that info be relevant to you? lol

@madden_pierce2 @crombula_ I also interact with concrete and wood everyday, would that make a better scale for Temperature? It doesn't really mater how you set the scale, just that you get used to it. I don't really get why people are so like territorial about what type of temperature they use.

@R0BAD0114 @crombula_ Yeah exactly, what human is interacting with water in their day-to-day life? Literally I’ve never even seen water

@crombula_ They're both arbitrary scales set to random tops and bottoms, everyone just thinks the one they're used to using is better. Farienheight scales with some bullshit and C with water, neither of which are relevant to a human really.

Fight Me by Daniel Arthur

rotating you in my mind rn btw. there’s nothing u can do to stop me

We obtuse. We Rubber goose. We Green moose. We Guava juice. We Giant snake. We Birthday cake. We Large fries. We Chocolate shake.

@LilithLovett I hate clocking in to my job at the Sliding Things To My Right factory :/

Why are they only doing 8-hr shifts if they're robots? Why did that robot touch his head? -...It's Indians pretending to be robots again isn't it?

man borders are so horrifying when you think about it

Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader

@redpillb0t Houses are for living in, not for making money.

Donald Trump during his 2026 Davos speech touched upon the current housing market, and how lower housing costs for young people would destroy millions in wealth for boomers. "Every time you make it more affordable for somebody to own a house cheaply, you are actually hurting the value of those houses. I don't want to do anything to hurt the value of their house. If I wanted to crush the housing market, I could do that so fast that people could buy houses. But you would destroy people who already have houses." Our politicians are sacrificing people in their 20s and 30s for the prosperity of boomers.

@MLJK87 @rbnmckenna86 There’s plenty of innocent people dying right now because of our “political issues”, dude. Just because it isn’t happening to you doesn’t mean it’s a non-issue

My grandparents on one side were in the battle of britain in WW2, with strict rations. My grandfather flew a bomber plane and saw his best friend go up in flames. On the other side my family were Hungarian Jews who hid on farms. And we are meant to compare this to 30% higher gas prices for 2 weeks? I know that the media has to appear sympathetic to the common man because they are their customer, butI don't.

Whenever this comes up I’m always puzzled by the poll question. Who on earth thinks it is never justified to use violence to achieve political goals? Am I just being too much of a philosopher here?

@MLJK87 @rbnmckenna86 “Everything is fine an the biggest political issue lately was a 30% increase in gas prices” might be the most braindead political take I’ve heard in years

OK if we have mass slavery sure. The problem is libs painted the status quo as a similarly ultra extreme edge case with fascism etc even though everything is fine and the biggest political issue lately was a 30% increase in gas prices. Meanwhile the rhetoric might be rational if we had 10 million slaves or something, but it’s just insanely hyperbolic.

@oliveegger It’s genuinely insane how many people can’t conceptualize the idea that us blue-button truthers might not want anyone to die. It’s not about the most optimal choice for my survival, it’s about the most optimal choice for everyone involved.

“If everyone just pushes red they survive” Well if everyone just pushes blue we all survive too so what now

We can finally stop pretending we don’t know how OpenAI and the rest of the Silicon Valley AI cartel intend to stay profitable. The answer is, and always has been, war. If you consider the monstrous infrastructure required to sustain these systems. We are talking about colossal, billion-dollar data centers. We are talking about tens of millions of dollars burned daily just on cooling systems, the relentless, devastating strip-mining of the earth for rare-earth metals to build their GPUs, and the astronomical power consumption required to train these massive models. Then you'd realise that there is absolutely no way they are recouping hundreds of billions of dollars from $20 monthly subscriptions and a handful of API tokens. Every single wire, every server farm, and every algorithm was designed from the ground up for military contracts, autonomous weapons, and global surveillance. Mega-corporations are the true, unmasked face of evil we need to fear and not the pathetic, spineless puppet politicians they buy, lobby, and install into power to act as their PR mouthpieces. People condemn the "British Empire" for its savage imperialism in Nigeria, completely forgetting the Royal Niger Company, the ruthless, profit-driven private corporation that actually bought, sold, and brutalized the region while hiding behind a corporate charter. People remember Hitler as the singular monster of the Holocaust, but they conveniently grant amnesia to IBM, who built the punch-card tracking systems that organized the extermination camps. They forget JP Morgan, British Petroleum, Standard Oil, IG Farben, and the rest of the corporate titans that funded the fascist machine, supplied the fuel, and provided the logistical backbone that made such an industrialized horror a reality. People blame George W. Bush for the Iraq War which turned into dirty slaughterhouse that eradicated millions of Arab lives and sacrificed thousands of American troops. But they conveniently look the other way when it comes to Halliburton, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and the rest of the defense and oil conglomerates that bathed in the blood of the Middle East and walked away pocketing hundreds of billions of dollars. You look at these slick, modern corporations with their fancy campuses and you wonder how they sustain their endless wealth? The answer is terror, the answer is wars and endless wars. If the American hegemony were to miraculously collapse tomorrow, do you really think the wars would stop? Nope, not even for a second. These corporate parasites hold no loyalty to any flag. They will simply and happily pack up, migrate to another global superpower, change their letterheads, shuffle a few board members, and continue spreading terror and devastation across the globe to feed their own insatiable greed. It is an endless cycle of parasitic migration: from Britain, to Germany, and then directly into the veins of America. America today will beat its chest on the global stage, claiming to be the supreme fighter of "Antisemitism" and the supreme defender of human rights. Yet they conveniently omit that after World War II, under Operation Paperclip, the United States gleefully absorbed the very architects of the Nazi regime. It was the exact same fascist scientists, the complicit corporate bankers, the brutal intelligence officers, the chemical engineers, and the rocket manufacturers who facilitated the Holocaust that moved to America. The US swallowed them whole, along with their blood-stained equipment, their stolen trade secrets, and their patents. The only difference now is the crosshairs. Their target is no longer European Jews; the crosshairs are fixed squarely on the rest of the Global South. The names of the companies and their leaders have all changed, but the core, venomous philosophy of absolute imperialism is still very much alive, breathing, and hungry for its next war.

@JWS2131 @Charlygotyou

Me: "My daughter won't be in school for the next 2 weeks. We are doing a tour of some National Parks". Teacher: "No, that won't work - that is too long to be away". Me: .... Teacher: .... Me: "I am informing you that she wont be here for the next 2 weeks".... She was far ahead of the class on everything. A tour of 5 USA national parks was far better than whatever "10 reasons you were probably born in the wrong body" lessons they had planned.

I excused my daughter’s absence from school today, but it was denied. How are you going to tell me, the parent, that the reason I allowed my child to stay home isn’t accepted?

If I was a serial killer I’d choose my victims randomly but they’d all have some sort of shared trait I wasn’t aware of and was maybe selecting subconsciously which would eventually be used to figure out my next target first and capture me. Fuck I get mad just thinking about it

its the desert biome man. we got curved swords and beetles and shit. sitar going absolutely buckwild on the soundtrack. maybe a giant worm. fuckin love the desert