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@Mr_Derivatives I’m starting to think they know we know about seasonality

The $SPX closed the week red. The $SPX has not had back to back red weeks since the end of March. Fwiw.

fuck you

@hopes_revenge 🥰

i wake up with mysterious animal bites . i open my laptop and interpret the white and grey symbols . maybe a little youtube . i eat chinese glass noodles + chili oil . i am carefully watching her wetness indicator for signs of arousal . and it’s all working

@chamath how does pedo penis taste doe

The math ain’t mathing. What this shows is that you can now spend $0.50 per 1MM leading edge tokens or spend $56 for those same 1MM tokens. 🤔

@DeepDishEnjoyer Puerto Rico pppp

unless he's actually in jamaica and doesn't have to pay taxes lol

if this happened to me i'd probably literally kill myself

@JDVance Spare me, mascara boi

This is completely bogus. I never received a message like this. If I had, I would have said: Jared and Steve are trusted members of the president's team and very dear friends. No one has done more than the two of them to work towards peace and prosperity in the region. The idea they're trading on insider information is absurd. I see a lot of BS flying around and I normally just ignore it. But Steve and Jared are good dudes and I'm honored to work with them.

@RealSimpleAriel Please Mr mutombo

Is that Dikembe Mutombo at the $GOOGL 50sma 😅🤣

@firstadopter 300 a month

Loser mentality. Bloomberg: "Engineers within Google are now expected to use AI to generate code. But when they try to use AI, they often hit capacity constraints due to competition for computing power within Google."

@chesscom Possession or maintaining tension

Attack is the best form of defense. ♟️

@hopes_revenge YASSS QUEEEN

every night before i go to bed i scroll through the day’s tweets as a farmer might look upon his crop . then the nightmares

@ainativefirm @England starting rogers to press was brilliant. subbing dan burns instead of saka was interesting

Tuchel is a retard. Fire him immediately @England

@IrvingSwisher tuchel or the nahtzi

Somehow England still lost to Germany

@mhdksafa there building bunkers in new zealand now btw

@Ron_carlind @NEWSMAX @MELANIATRUMP @MarcBeckman @BiancaDLGarza Good I’m not the presidents ho

@mo10925956 @NEWSMAX @MELANIATRUMP @MarcBeckman @BiancaDLGarza No one asked for your resume

"Melania Trump is the single most consequential First Lady in the history of our nation." Senior Advisor to First Lady Melania Trump @MarcBeckman spoke about historic efforts to help children on Tuesday's "Bianca Across The Nation." @BiancaDLGarza

@pissvortex hes good at converting money into more money. his contribution to society is net negative. fcker doing the "roman salute" at US president innaugeration isn't it. wake the fuck up

It’s so fucking absurd that after a couple of months of letting Elon try his vulgar libertarian budget theories it’s just doomed us for the foreseeable future. There’s parasites and disease everywhere. People are shitting themselves to death. They’re going to call this the Poop Presidency

@AndreasSteno Kudos

We didn't just beat consensus, we beat our own forecast Yesterday, our Nowcast IQ models held the SOFTEST US inflation forecast of anyone on the street. This morning, the BLS proved us right — and then some. The scoreboard: Consensus: -0.1% MoM headline, +0.2% core Nowcast IQ: -0.27% headline, +0.13-0.14% core Actual: -0.4% headline, 0.0% core We were ~20bps below the entire street. Reality came in below even us — in exactly the direction we called, on exactly the components we flagged (gasoline demolition, tame core goods, medical care deflating, no food pass-through). Why does this matter? Because Waller put a July HIKE on the table 24 hours before the print. Williams drew the line at 0.2% core. Our models said the print would come in UNDER that threshold with high conviction — and told our subscribers to position for the hike getting priced OUT, not in. That is exactly what is happening as I write. This wasn't luck. It's the same machine that has kept our subscribers on the right side of the inflation cycle all year — built on high-frequency price data, not vibes, not consensus-hugging. And the part I enjoy the most: this beat was delivered from a sunbed in Corsica. Wall Street has the PhDs, the terminals and the midtown offices. We have better models and a pool. If you want the forecast BEFORE the print instead of the explanation after it, you know where to find us. Nowcast IQ is live for all Steno Research subscribers. #macro #inflation #CPI #FederalReserve #nowcasting

@Temple_Eight Blah blah blah I’m a hedge fund manager blah blah blah

Looks like the CPI fear mongers and the rate hike bears are wrong again. Who could have guessed? 😉

@OnodaCapital lol

Soxx moving on IBM miss. The new market neutral is 100% long Soxx + 100% long IGV

@FirstSquawk ?

TRUMP ON IRAN: KNOCKING OUT IRAN'S OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY; BELIEVES A DEAL IS POSSIBLE