Nelson

@AngryYankee1 @BENBALLER We paid €34 for 5 pizzas in my town in Italy last night

@BENBALLER We paid $27 for a pepperoni pizza the other night. $27…

Me and my 3 kids having lunch at Chick-fil-A. I swear 10 years ago this was the price of a sit down meal at a restaurant for us with 20% tip included.

@FWPlayboy @Blahadox Workaholic voyeur dudes milling about the gym at 9pm on Friday night. Not good. And you see it ALL THE TIME.

@Blahadox I’m in the fitness business you idiot

Shy jacked dudes milling about the gym at 9pm on Friday night. Not good. And you see it ALL THE TIME.

@Stang0ne50 @RealPostFolder You do realize if people don’t have kids then there would be no existence for any of us right?

@RealPostFolder Lot of mentions of kids. A quick scroll though my feed begs the question, why would anyone want to bring kids into this world as it is other than to rid yourself of boredom. How is that contributing?

@capexbt Trump team maybe profited between 100 or 200 million which is a disgusting amount, but nowhere close to even $1 billion.

@nedXdev he did

- he launched a family memecoin that drained $8B from the market - 80% held by insiders - BTC dropped from $109K to $69K since inauguration - altcoins down 60-80% - tariffs crushing risk assets weekly - his own SEC still hasn't passed market structure legislation - retail traders liquidated while his family cashed out - more damage in 3 months than Gensler did in 4 years and they still call him the “crypto president”

@rtnnnie @HansAmato How to become the healthiest human alive: pay me $20/month

@nedXdev @HansAmato you're supposed to click the link at the bottom to learn more

@_Mongreloid_ @Frank_Snipe @venom1s They don’t make it easier for girls and that’s why he corrected her. She just hasn’t come to terms with reality yet.

@Frank_Snipe @venom1s Imagine deciding to dedicate your life to Chess at a young age and you find out that they make it easier for girls. Everything he said was fair.

An 11 year old boy easily defeated chess master Dina Belenkaya. She said - I’m a grandmaster. He replied to her - Yeah, but you’re a woman grandmaster. If women are equal to men, then why are there separate distinctions for male and female grandmasters?

@ThulsaDoom902 @RonSwanonson @AutismCapital By that same logic, investing in Gold makes you a gambler you ding dong. What are you trying to say?

🚨NEW: Clavicular goes OFF on Bitcoin. Calls it "F**king garbage,* and a *Piece of sh*t." "I bet half the people are on suicide watch. I said Bitcoin is dogshit. I said don't trust this f**king garbage. It's a horrible investment Everyone said 'Bro's a retard, don't listen to him,' well, VINDICATED. You guys are a bunch of retards for buying into this shit. How do you believe this? A completely decentralized, unregulated, basically nothing. It's not a thing, it's not a product, it's a bunch of numbers and you guys are investing in this piece of shit."

@Helios_Movement files

@luisomor This is mediocre content with a ridiculous title.

If you read this and can't get to 900 ng/dL testosterone in a few months you're spiritually a woman x.com/luisomor/statu…

@maxthepuppeteer @thesatstack Remind us again how this makes Bitcoin centralized crypto.

@thesatstack Y’all have begged the government to adopt this just to pump your bag. Thus in return now you have a centralized crypto.

👀This guy just dropped the best explanation of Bitcoin I've ever heard in 3 minutes 🤯

@HectorG2729 @cryptofergani Not a chance. The banks never eat their mistakes

@cryptofergani Unfortunately nobody is dumping gold or silver. It’s being manipulated by JP Morgan. It’s going to squeeze wait and see

Saylor laid out America’s plan to rug pull BRICS by adopting Bitcoin and dumping gold 🤯

@alphafox @brandon_Nemeth Once all of the KOLs are telling you it’s going way down is when it does the exact opposite. Thank you

@brandon_Nemeth It’s going way down.

Dumped all my BTC. Not riding it down.

@OttamusPrime @OwenBenjamin Why does anything matter guys? Let’s just masturbate and smoke weed and watch some sportsball

@OwenBenjamin I mean why does it matter one way or the other?

One of the most insane lies of my generation is now over. Hellen Keller. They said she flew a fucking airplane. Does anyone know who the girl is in the beginning of this? What a legend. I will literally send her silver for her bravery

@FeastOnWhales @antmillionsbot Please keep feeding this line to everyone, it makes me more bullish on btc every time I hear it.

@antmillionsbot I’m not even sure why people keep talking about it at this point no one cares about bitcoin

@vladyslav_love @R89Capital Bitcoin market cap and gold market cap are entirely different things. Do a little research before you try and compare things that are not even slightly alike.

@R89Capital $1M btc means $20T market cap. that’s gold + some. not impossible if sovereign adoption accelerates and etf inflows compound. the math works, the timeline is aggressive.

Bitcoin is going to $1,000,000 sometime in 2027 I'm 100% serious about this

@AlexaRuthless @tomowenmorgan It’s incredibly nice that your colleagues were able to identify your semen leak and relay that information to you appropriately.

This dude at a party had this huge laboratory glass rig with spiraling tubes and such. He had thick asbestos gloves and a blowtorch. Pulled out this black box with a biohazard symbol on it. Inside was this glowing, opalescent gunk that he scooped up on a tiny chemistry spatula. I put a hose up to my mouth as he wiped a 3mm wide glob of the glowing goo onto a red hot metal bowl. I inhaled. Superheated gas filled my lungs as I quickly began to retch violently. I still remember the taste...was like concentrated mango flavor if mango flavor could be crossed to ratio-active waste. I immediately began to spin. I flailed backwards, luckily onto a couch. They said I was screaming the entire time. It was just the face of my dead great-grandmother melting in front of me for hours...skin, then meat, then bone, then skin, then meat, then bone, over and over. A couple of my colleagues were there as well. They told me that semen had soaked through the front of my pants...somehow that stuff had caused an involuntary sexual release on top of everything else. I wasn't right for probably a year after that. I got the name of the guy with the rig and threatened to sue him for poisoning me with some weird, esoteric psychedelic. He said, "What, it was just weed."

Someone close to me works in an intake ward for drug-induced psychosis. I asked them whether there was a single drug that oneshotted people most consistently. I was surprised to hear them say overwhelmingly, it’s now cannabis.

@Crypto101971 @MakisMedicine @AshCrypto “Well guys, I was just reading a bit about investing last night. You see, if you buy lower you will actually make more money than the people who buy higher.” Thanks bud, you’re really pushing the limits of your brainpower on here

@nedXdev @MakisMedicine @AshCrypto Why do homosexuals always feel compelled to comment on my posts?

Global M2 just hit a new all-time high. The money rotation from Gold into Bitcoin will start the catch up rally to fill this gap.

@Crypto101971 @MakisMedicine @AshCrypto Thanks captain obvious

@MakisMedicine @AshCrypto Those who already got rich from bitcoin are the only ones who are going to get rich from bitcoin. If Bitcoin goes to 800k (which it won’t) those buying now will not get rich. They’ll make a nice profit but not get rich.