Redshift
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Redshift
@red_shift
holding TSLA since 2013/worked at SpaceX/📐





Bay Area Asian Girls: - Total babes but depressed because they only make $150k at their SWE and product manager jobs - could be an influencer but has a degree in engineering, math, or computer science and works a 9-5 - probably dating a white guy - parents expect her to be a software engineer or doctor and a homemaker at the same time OC Asian Girls: - Skinny, nice hair, rich - Educated but acts less try hard than Bay Area Asian girls; even a bit aloof - ok with openly wearing designer clothes - the Asian Regina Georges are in OC - will say stuff in private girl gcs and DMs that would make twitter randoms send them death threats if posted 626 Asian Girls: - SUPER RICH girls from Arcadia - probably did 5-6 different sports starting at 5 (swimming, climbing, skiiing) if FROM ARCADIA - if in Pasadena, they are a super rich art school kid or a science prodigy at cal tech - Bound for an Ivy League or a flagship University of California - After college, works in big tech or medicine - maintains health forever - if from Pasadena, Pomona, West Covina, super chill and super hot. Most “normal” out of all Asian chicks. Most toxic. If you’re gonna date Asian 626 ones are your best bet.



Guys my Charging Passport looks a little different...


















