Russell Christopher (moving)

😂

The horror.

GM Granada

@Ubunta Why? Honestly curious. It's gotten major traction and steps are being taken to make sure the project itself stays vibrant post Tabular acquisition.

@russch Delta I agree, iceberg I am worried ☹️

The Open Data Format is good for the Data AI ecosystem, with two main options currently available: Delta and Hudi. However, Iceberg's position is somewhat unclear, causing some confusion 🙃 For those concerned about lock-in or API compatibility when switching between these formats, Apache XTable (currently in incubation) offers a promising solution. Apache XTable acts as a cross-format converter for lakehouse table formats, enabling smooth interoperability across data processing systems and query engines. github.com/apache/incubat… - Choosing a table format involves significant considerations. - XTable is not a new or separate format; it provides abstractions and tools to translate metadata across lakehouse table formats. - XTable can read the existing metadata of different table formats, facilitating seamless transitions.

I can’t believe in only three days everyone will have to instantly go from being a polling expert to an election law expert

@RobertJMolnar @elonmusk You really do seem to enjoy your work. It's sorta fun to read.

bwahaha @elonmusk

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

CFO seeing some extra budget in the sales department

Benioff in prime @benioff form: “We all know now that Microsoft Copilot is basically the new Microsoft Clippy.”

you called?

@EWErickson Followed. Useful to hear different opinions from someone who pushes back on his tribe when appropriate. I aspire to do this more.

Dammit people, the kid has mental disabilities. Come on. You know nothing about the family dynamic etc. Drop this issue or deserve to have it used against you.

Want to learn how to right-size your Trino clusters to find the balance between query failure and overspending? We've got tips for that. Or maybe you'd like to hear how Starburst Galaxy trivializes the process with autoscaling and cluster management: okt.to/i1ImrP

@TheRickWilson Oh my.

Alina went from trying to look like Melania to trying to look like Ivanka. Once you see it you can’t unsee it.

Reporter: Thank you for sitting down for this inter... RFK Jr: My family and I ate Jimmy Hoffa for Thanksgiving in 1975

new startup just dropped

𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗼 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘃𝟮 is available. Stop using ancient crappy data for your next demo. 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆-𝘁𝗼-𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀: CSV, Parquet, Delta Table, PBIX, SQL Server; from 10k to 100M orders; fresh data (2014-2024). 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱-𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗹 for Windows, macOS, and Linux to generate customized data distribution and/or different data volume. 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻-𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗜𝗧 𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 for C# code that generates files. Read the announcement for links and details: sqlbi.com/blog/marco/202…

@thejackhopkins @TruthMo53009409 But he unfollowed you. Whatever will you do now?

@TruthMo53009409 LOL....Oh, well for Heaven's sake. If only I'd known you were a LAWYER! lol Get over yourself, counselor.

MAGA is Anti-LGTBQ. Donald Trump loved spending time with Roy Cohn. Roy Cohen was a homosexual from the inside out and the outside in. Donald Trump loved spending time with a homosexual. Donald Trump loved spending time with Roy Cohn. Roy Cohn was a Gay man. Donald Trump loved to spend time with a Gay man. MAGA is Anti-LGTBQ. Should we tell them?

Imagine spending your entire childhood waking up early, traveling, competing, developing eating disorders, all just to get into Juilliard to become a professional dancer, and then you end up being a backup dancer at the Canva corporate employee summit’s tech rap battle number