The Meg

@Timelordheart1 It’s a very punchable face

@themegarist Ive never wanted to put my fist through the TV as much

Brook’s a cunt #MAFS

@ishmael0464 @I_Insultalot @robertdunlap947 @SweetPeaBell326 It’s been there 40+ years. 2 pipes. One for oil, one for gas. They’ve just ramped it up to full capacity by using both pipes for oil

What we should of done decades ago is dig a canal to get around the Strait of Hormuz and give the 🖕 to Iran🫨! Don’t think this wasn’t thought of by DJT while being interviewed by Oprah in the 80’s either👊. He’s a builder so this plan has been in his head for DECADES🇺🇸

@ishmael0464 @k1482 @robertdunlap947 @SweetPeaBell326 It doesn’t grow

BREAKING : Spanish 🇪🇸 actor Javier Bardem at #Oscars stage took stand against attack on Iran "Say No to War and Free Palestine" 🫡 Priyanka Chopra smiled and agreed with him to give message to Trump and Netanyahu Spine & Courage -- 100% 🔥🔥

@escapefrommelos 🤣🤣

I've seen enough, wеed needs to be illegal again

@DangerousThinkg You can go ahead and scrape the rest of the cheese off the grill for me thanks Mr Miyagi

Makes me hungry just watching this....

@AlphaMonk10 @MDXcrypto @grok Hindsight’s a bitch

@MDXcrypto @grok Silly post! If it was feasible it would have been done already.

There's rumours that the gulf states might actually do this 🇦🇪 #Dubai If they built a canal like this, imagine Dubai, it would 1000x

@ick_real Always rinse a potato masher clean straight after mashing

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@JoshTalksEFL @callum_latics Have you been in a coma since 2019? Noticed any other price rises since then?

@callum_latics i remember buying a jumper back in 2019 for just under £200, prices these days are just crazy

since when was stone island £500 a pop?? reason i don't bother with branded stuff anymore

@TerribleMaps I want to know why they haven’t built a canal or massive pipe before now. It’s not like that strait has been a problem for a long time or anything. They love building shit too

I have a solution

@Davidstark60885 @mchmr96 @TerribleMaps Like any of the countries it would pass through haven’t got any money 🤣🤣

@mchmr96 @TerribleMaps Who will give money

@Traytray56 @mdwstfishingmo Then it should have shot back up after the tweets were deleted??

@mdwstfishingmo That was basically manipulation from the administration lmfao, making tweets then deleting them

Oil not significantly in the red on a day when the world decides to release the largest oil reserves ever tells you all you need to know at this point.

@_th3halfspace Well this professional insight prior to the match had made my morning 🤣🤣🤣

pay particular attention to: - how the defense reacts with a more assured sweeper defending the space behind them - their willingness to play out the back knowing back passes aren’t ticking time bombs - the increased first phase effectiveness & ability to fully recycle play

@HenryofTomorrow @curiosityonx Definitely paid over the odds for an airport beer somewhere

@curiosityonx How do they know it doesn't stop?

🚨: A bird flew 8,425 miles (13,560 km) from Alaska to Australia, without stopping even once — the longest non-stop flight ever recorded.

@absta19 @EtihadHelp @etihad Etihad will only help with refund or rebooking not alternatives. Refund will take some time to process, dont count on that money instantly. If you need to go youll to find a way to Aus on a carrier through Asia

@EtihadHelp @etihad any update please? Would be willing to consider any alternatives to get from Manchester to Melbourne

Hi @etihad @EtihadHelp any guidance at all for flights departing Manchester on 8th March with connection to Australia in Abu Dhabi? Thanks in advance

@aneta__ha @EmiratesSupport @emirates I’m not the stupid person booking flights when airspace is closed and no commercial flights are scheduled 🤣 Airspace “could” open in minutes if there is a positive “outcome”. They’ll continue to sell on that premise

@themegarist @EmiratesSupport @emirates Because I want to go back home? Whats that stupid question 🤦‍♀️

All scheduled Emirates flights to and from Dubai remain suspended until 2359hrs UAE time on 4 March, due to airspace closures across the region. Emirates continues to operate a limited number of passenger repatriation and freighter flights on 3 and 4 March.  We are accommodating customers with earlier bookings as a priority on these limited flights. Please do not go to the airport unless you have been notified directly by Emirates, or hold a confirmed booking for these flights. Emirates continues to monitor the situation, and we will develop our operational schedule accordingly. The latest flight updates will be published on our website. Customers are advised to check emirat.es/flightstatus, review the latest operational updates on emirates.com, and check their email for any notifications about changes or cancellations to their flights before travelling to the airport. We would like to thank our customers for their understanding and patience. The safety and security of our passengers and crew remain our highest priority.

@aneta__ha @EmiratesSupport @emirates Why you buying it?

@EmiratesSupport @emirates Hello @EmiratesSupport I’ve sent you a message. I bought ticket today for tomorrow flight Dubai-Venice and it seems to be cancelled. Why are you selling tickets for cancelled flights?

@GrGuenter @Osint613 Would lile to just point out that for a know it all you don’t know much. Not empty reuters.com/world/middle-e…

@plus_right @Osint613 These are empty airplanes preparing to bring in passengers from other airports once the airspace opens. This is valid, just watch their Website. I linked it.

Flight Radar: 'The first passenger flight just took off from Abu Dhabi.'