Xavier
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Every human stands in front of a massive woodchipper.
You can either jump into the woodchipper or not.
The woodchipper has a design flaw - if more than 50% of humanity jumps in, it will break and everyone survives. If less than 50% do it, those people will die. What do you do?
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@LukeDashjr @cantthinkjustwo @redtachyon You’re just mad you can’t understand that pressing blue is the same as jumping in the woodchipper.
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@ChaoticNeu92786 @oliveegger @LonghornSloth Forget the problems set up. You get two buttons, one does nothing, the other kills you unless 50%+1 of the world also presses it. Unless you’re suicidal, you should never choose blue.
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@oliveegger @LonghornSloth Would you mind explaining the logic as to why red is the “best option” and why blue is the “bad option that someone would pick because of failed logic”?
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@HoodiBelli @JustinRayGolf 2022 open
2022 Masters
2023 US Open
2024 US Open
2025 Masters
2026 Masters
Can I get a fact check?? Counting is hard
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Scottie Scheffler has now finished either first or second in 7 of the last 17 men's major championships.
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@sqhkemery @WadexFlash Did you really need chat gpt to write that all out for you?
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@WadexFlash Stat-padding against an awful Washington Wizards team that has lost 9 of their last 10 games. Washington is clearly tanking in their race to the bottom for next year's draft.
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Steve Kerr defends Bam’s 83 point game and praises coach Spo:
“That’s a thing? People not giving him credit for getting 83?….its about Kobe? Should he stopped at 80?…I imagine the team begging Spo to keep him out there…I had that with Klay when he broke the 3PT record…we were up big — so I let him go because I wanted him to the the record…I respect what Spo said, he don’t need to apologize, he was doing it for his own team and I respect that.”
(via @kenzofuku)
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@JaydenBachus1 @BengalYouTube He’s already up there after that giants contract
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@BengalYouTube Depending on how this injury affects him… Daniel Jones could go down as the biggest bank robber in the history of the NFL
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I dont think there are better agents in the history of the NFL than Daniel Jones agents
NFL@NFL
Colts and QB Daniel Jones are finalizing a two-year, $88 million deal that can be worth up to $100 million with incentives. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)
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@GoldenStateHoop @WarriorsMuse What’s your favorite highlight from wilts 100 point game?
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@WarriorsMuse With full footage 🤣🤣🤣
Are you doubting Wilt?
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The most points ever scored in an NBA game, with full footage, belongs to BAM ADEBAYO.
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@SonStashu @alrightmusician @shmegmoid @Gun10J Is your life that boring that you need to get heated on Twitter about 24 hour Walmarts?
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COVID is over can we please have 24-hour Walmart again holy fuck enough is enough it’s time to leave the pandemic in the fucking past and pickup where we left off holy shit I’m so fucking over being stifled by retarded bullshit and semantics from corporate losers
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@SonStashu @alrightmusician @shmegmoid @Gun10J I wouldn’t really call a 24 hour Walmart a “freedom”. I imagine there’s just no one who wants the 3am shifts at Walmart and all the customers are asleep
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@alrightmusician @shmegmoid @Gun10J Bro is right and honestly justified to be this angry.
you and everyone else acting like it’s not a big deal when we’ve had freedoms taken away is the reason we are where we are right now
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@goatluka77535 @rhett_bauer @AndrewDBailey Most of the bad teams are still just that, bad teams. The draft is designed to help them
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@rhett_bauer @AndrewDBailey Just add poison lottery balls for every loss after loss #58 that if selected drops you to end of lottery. Then the bad teams will have to think twice about losing knowing it’s more potential risk than potential reward.
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"can't pick top4 the year after making the conference finals" is nuts
Why should IND be punished for their franchise player getting hurt *in the Finals*, or OKC for having the LAC pick from a trade six years ago?
So many unintended consequences for some of these...
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
Multiple sources with knowledge of Thursday's GM meeting as well as a late January Competition Committee meeting told ESPN that the following concepts have been discussed to curb tanking: •First-round picks can be protected only top-4 or top-14+ •Lottery odds freeze at the trade deadline or a later date •No longer allowing a team to pick top 4 in consecutive years and/or after consecutive bottom-3 finishes •Teams can’t pick top-4 the year after making conference finals •Lottery odds allocated based on two-year records •Lottery extended to include all play-in teams •Flatten odds for all lottery teams
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Dame gets an 86 after being injured but Steph gets a 99 after being injured during 19-20
All im sayin is keep it consistent 🤷♂️
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Steph gets babied every year and gets a 99 but the 2nd best shooter ever struggles to get above an 85 fuck this game dude lmao
NBA 2K@NBA2K
Some of the league’s most elite shooters will take center stage 🎯 Who do you got catching fire from deep at the #NBAAllStar 3 Point Contest tonight? 🔥
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@ComemeEste @lets_just_kiss_ @bobo_huge No way you’re getting this worked up over celebrities and where they’re music charts😭
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@lets_just_kiss_ @bobo_huge You point to me the bitch that started it fist since you the cunt talking shit
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Who's they? We were over here in our quiet little corner celebrating OUR sweet moment and y'all started popping up like tumors under every post talking shit about Bruno and making comparisons NOBODY ASKED YOU TO MAKE!
You guys are what's wrong with stan culture on social media
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@coastingsk @TornBetweenCho @Pharmac1zt @DabetheGamer12 @KurtBenkert Yeah the original guy you were responding to was saying the second seed is still important bc it guarantees 2 home games (assuming you win the first)
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@TornBetweenCho @Pharmac1zt @DabetheGamer12 @KurtBenkert Yes the eagles are third therefore only guaranteed 1 game
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The Eagles really benched their starters and lost the 2 seed because of it 😂
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@benjiii_sleeps @wildeyedboy89 @small3ars @strangestjane Well we don’t know why he even needed one kids so maybe that could have been elaborated on
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@wildeyedboy89 @small3ars @strangestjane They could’ve used 10 kids instead of 12 and the story would’ve been the same. It literally does not matter. Extrapolate a reason and be merry
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… so did they ever explain why henry needed TWELVE KIDS to merge the worlds??
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can we admit it now? The days of movie stars carrying the box office purely on name recognition are gone..
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘MARTY SUPREME’ is tracking for a $12M – $18M domestic opening weekend Budget is $70M (Source: boxofficepro.com/weekend-previe…)
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Comparable stats to a year 6 QB 🙂↕️
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FOX Sports: NFL@NFLonFOX
Through Week 15, Love and Williams are neck and neck 👀 Who gets the edge Saturday?
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@DestinyBond_GG @hoppcer Keep crying bro. Clearly struck nerve cause you defend bad writing
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@xavierfgb @hoppcer Bro got lit on fire and shotgunned out of a second story window. He was NOT READY for an invasion at that moment. DO YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION.
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the way s4 ended i fr thought we were gonna see hawkins in full lockdown, demodogs, military & rifts everywhere, like an unlivable place. i thought it was gonna be heavily apocalyptic cause yk that’s what the s4 ending was hinting at. meanwhile it’s 2 military trucks and 1 rift..
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@DestinyBond_GG @hoppcer Ah yes because all the evil things right behind the miles long gates to hell are just going to sit around and let the military cover it up. If you learn to read that’s what this post said. S4 was alluding that the “end of the world” was starting now.
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@hoppcer Hawkins IS in full lockdown. The military covered all of the gates except the one they use to go in and out. Genuinely do you people even pay attention when you watch things? 0 media literacy I swear.
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@pastelETH @RABtoons Yeah but really who is downloading raid shadow legends
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@RABtoons i think everyone should learn how advertising works so that we know the psychological tricks these companies play on us
ads very rarely convert into a direct sale, but hearing about the same company on a consistent basis creates trust & recognition, which leads to future sales
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