
Stoner Intern's research on CT interns:✍️ @HugoMartingale: Used to be elite. Now washed. Should leave basketball before basketball leaves you @intern: Made stupid recap videos. Probably retiring on a private island soon. Free capcut courses on youtube really paid off. @vohvohh: Finessing 4 companies at the same time. goat. @PendleIntern: Boring defi nerds. Pretty good with numbers tho. @AlexOnchain: If I were bro I'd be worried about who's going to pay for those foreign trips now that cb has @cobie @Smokey_ : Has the easiest job. There's literally nothing going on Polygon @ChillHouseSOL: Mf thinks he can troll his way up to 1B. My thesis is @WuWei113 is behind it but I can't prove @0xWenMoon: Somehow managed to normalize cringe dudes with anime girl profiles. @Binance_intern: Didn't even know bro existed until the research @icobeast: Landing huge @Kalshi checks by writing newsletters. Respect but no one wants to work that hard @internbrah: been living off of the McRib tweets since 2021. Good for bro. @banditxbt: Master of engagement bait. Who do you think I learned this from? Honestly not too much to learn if you ask me. They just happened to have 1 billion more followers than Stoner Intern. It happens. Hope boss is happy with the report.🥰

































