King Ringo

Dear @elonmusk, I was bullied on Twitter today by some cool kids who made fun of me for my blue check. Please give my blue check to a celebrity in need, they are better than me and deserve it more.

@70_hookshot @ayeejuju @greg16676935420 RIP Greg.

@ayeejuju Because @greg16676935420 already applied for the patent and Big Oil kidnapped him.

@TRHLofficial Buttplug McCain

Who am I? 1. War 2. Cock 3. 4. 5. … 9637. South Carolina

@Mike_Pence @BNBuzz @centerstreet

A limited number of signed copies of my new book, What Conservatives Believe, are available at Barnes & Noble. Preorder your copy while they last: barnesandnoble.com/w/what-conserv… @BNBuzz @CenterStreet

High time to kick the US 🇺🇸 out of NATO.

@Lukewearechange I've walked on a sprained ankle, it hurt but it was doable.

idk this story sounds wild, do you think its true?

@redbeardedbear @ThreshedThought Just like I did.

@ringothefirst @ThreshedThought Stealing this lol

Remember US soldiers, sailors and airmen: you do not have to follow illegal orders. In fact, if you do follow them you will not be protected from charges of war crimes - you will be complicit.

Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

@atrupar There is a greater than 0% chance that's the time Trump cums in your eager mouth.

It cannot be ruled out that this is a threat to use a nuclear weapon against Iran

@ChefGruel Help a brother out @grok

Don't look up burgling on Urban Dictionary.

@philthatremains @SWARAJYAMAXXING Commies are the only group you can legally discriminate against in America, we should do more of it.

@SWARAJYAMAXXING i endorse it. commies are not welcome in the U.S.

We solemnly condemn the disgusting and anti-Constitutional FBI SURVEILLANCE of the ACP's Chairman, Comrade Haz al-Din. The American Regime, drowned in debt and mired by endless "forever wars", has no loyalty to the American masses. It's day of reckoning is near.

@MingoTango @thechosenberg

@thechosenberg She was super cute back before all the murders 🥰

Hilary Clinton on her wedding day

@JackPosobiec @NYCMayor

@NYCMayor Say His name

Today, on Good Friday, we mark a day of sacrifice. Some New Yorkers will abstain from eating; others will spend hours without speaking. Faith, the Bible tells us, is belief in the things unseen. That belief is what will guide so many of our neighbors in solemn reflection and reverence. I wish all those observing Good Friday a blessed day of peace.

@ihysosa @he1kumwya A better question would be what's wrong with her brain.

@he1kumwya what is wrong with her skin

mind you, we can tell

@PerryALPHA @nypost Sell it on ebay as a slightly useful MAGA buttplug.

@nypost Can I get a refund on the kosher vibrating buttplug I bought from Rabbi Shmuley?

The male G-spot revealed - and everyone who guessed it's in the rear was wrong: 'Intensely pleasurable' trib.al/apa2iEK

@PlanetOfMemes Repeal the 19th.

Nothing beats a good hot dog cooked in your dishwasher.

Seeing t!tt!es helps men's mental health

@RealEdFriendly @Rothmus

Japanese X users before and after 4 days of being exposed to American accounts what have we done

Let's hear it

@Amenttttt @AaAlphaMale67 @PerryALPHA He ain't lying.

@AaAlphaMale67 @PerryALPHA

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