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@Notwokenow The prison tattoos tie it all together.

To me, definitely not attractive.

UPDATE: Chuck Norris is said to be awake, alert, and joking around with friends on the phone from his hospital bed in Hawaii. My NCAA tournament bracket is still perfect:

@shesbonky Boomers did it with a pencil and a pot of coffee.

ma'am, respectfully, genX did all that with no internet access we hand wrote those 12-pages using fucking encyclopedias and zima siphoned in a sprite bottle

@mrwtffacts Money well spent.

In 2002, a 19-year-old British garbage man won nearly £10 million on the lottery. He spent it all on drugs, gambling, and prostitutes and 8 years later he was back working as a garbage man.

@JoeConchaTV So, he's a retarded dyslexic shrunken apple head, yammering in a drunken backwoods dialect. It figures.

Not really going out on a limb here after concluding this is all an act.

@CollinRugg What a sourpuss.

NEW: 67-year-old Karen Cooke Lewis arrested for scratching a Tesla Cybertruck with nails on a board in Collettsville, North Carolina. The owner of the Cybertruck says he had no clue who Karen was. "We had all the craziness with Teslas when Elon was part of Doge and all that stuff, but I thought we had kind of gotten past that and I'd kind of made it through unscathed," the owner said. Karen was arrested and charged with injury to personal property. When will they realize that Teslas have cameras that are recording them?

@JuanchoS @ImFromCle Benny Shapiro's was a nice place. That whole corner used to be happening. With the movie theater and the rest of the shops. It's a testament to the abandonment of the neighborhoods by the city. Sometimes it seems to be accelerating.

Nighttown Sokolowski’s Corky & Lenny’s Benny Shapiro’s Fanny’s Kluck’s Otto Moser’s But most of all: The NY Spaghetti House

@CedarPosts The people complaining about this flag have no problem with those that burn/destroy the American flag.

Last week liberals had a melt down over a Confederate Flag flying proudly in the wind on Lake Norman and visible from I-77. A couple of libs even called NC SHP and 911 to report the flag, then expressed outrage that the cops wouldn’t do anything. I realize this is a shock to Yankee transplants and West Coasters. But if you get off the interstates and drive across the Carolinas on secondary roads you’ll quickly realize these flags are pretty darn common. Trust me no one’s going to steal your children or burn a cross in your front yard. In the South people continue to fly the Confederate flag primarily as a symbol of Southern heritage, local pride, and regional identity, often honoring ancestors who fought in the Civil War. Others use it to represent rebellion, cherished rural lifestyle, or a desire for limited government. But be warned it is also a flashing reminder that FA/FO applies big time in rural Carolinas. Y’all come back now ya hear!

The Trump Administration attempted to make an example of Minnesota during Operation Metro Surge. Instead, Minnesotans set an example for the rest of the country that decency and compassion will always triumph over fear and division.

@SenSchumer You own this stoppage, Chuckles.

You guessed it. Republicans objected a fifth time to paying TSA workers.

@GeraldoRivera Still going to need that birth certificate to get that free ID.

Photo ID should be facilitated by the government -and provided to every American citizen -free of charge -available at any government office -principally DMV’s. -free.

@j00ny369T Alright, you puppies.

That was exciting.

This may come across as intolerant and judgmental, but people who carry around these reborn dolls have mental issues. They need some kind of therapeutic intervention.

@fox8news Well, the Browns are moving out, they want to shut down the lakefront airport and they’re shutting down the IX Center. Is there anything else that Bibb can screw up? Maybe find a way to close down Playhouse Square?

The FOX 8 I-Team has found a study shows how much money the city of Cleveland could lose by closing Burke Lakefront Airport. fox8.com/news/i-team/wh…

@TheMonologist Was a Midnight Movie staple.

The original ‘Star Wars’ parody film. HARDWARE WARS (1978) This 13min film was released 18 months after Star Wars and mainly consisted of inside jokes & visual puns that heavily depended upon audience familiarity with the original. Fun! #ErnieFosselius

@lorenzolamas Death ain’t that stupid.

Please keep Chuck in your prayers peeps! He epitomizes what true martial artists strive to be. Humble but capable when needed, a mentor to those rising in proficiency and a noble and believer in our Lord and savior. 🙏🏼 🥋

@PatriotHQ A model of what?

That’s a hard no. On a scale of 1-10, where would you rank Rama Duwaji as a model? ⬇️

MARK, YOU’RE FIRED! 😂😭

@RetroCoast His is a very sad story.

Jan-Michael Vincent was born in Denver #Colorado in 1944. With his handsome looks and charisma he became a major actor in the #1970s and gained fame in the 80's TV series Airwolf. Sadly, like so many Americans, he succumbed to substance abuse problems later in life.

@ThrillaRilla369 Might take a second, it’s been awhile.

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘