Chris Snarksen

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Chris Snarksen

Chris Snarksen

@chrisstets

Warning: Satire and snark will be used frequently. Most of what I write will be parody, satire or sarcasm. Don't believe any of it. No DMs🚫

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Chris Snarksen
Chris Snarksen@chrisstets·
This is intellectual toddlerism. Private grocery stores run on razor-thin margins—typically just 1-3%—with supply chains meticulously optimized by operations specialists. They use value stream maps, statistics, and hard-won expertise to ensure a banana arrives from halfway around the world at peak ripeness—not a day early or late. Every single product category gets the same treatment: bananas, fish, meat, dairy... Everything has its own optimization. The complexity is unimaginable. NYC dropping $30 million on one city-owned store that won’t even open until 2029? This is going to be an utter taxpayer-funded catastrophe.
New York Post@nypost

Mayor Zohran Mamdani that the first city-owned grocery store – which carries a whopping $30 million expected price tag – won’t open until 2029. trib.al/zJEMm8D

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Chris Snarksen
Chris Snarksen@chrisstets·
@ericmmatheny It takes me weeks to fill out my taxes and I'm just a regular schmuck living in a 1200 square foot house and running a small business. Accountants are unavailable, unaffordable and so horny for billable hours that I'm afraid to even talk to one if I could find them.
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Eric Matheny 🎙️
Eric Matheny 🎙️@ericmmatheny·
Flat tax. Whether you make $1000 or $100 million. A fixed percentage for everybody. And that’s it. A one-page tax form. No bullshit. Everybody pays a reasonable and equitable amount. Everyone - from the wealthiest to the poorest - have skin in the game.
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Reagan Paul
Reagan Paul@RepReaganPaul·
‼️ Just what we need from Augusta—behavior modification. The Maine Democrats created an expensive, unreliable grid- and now, just as Republicans predicated - the Maine Dems think they get to dictate when you cook, heat your home, and live your life-or you will pay higher prices. They’re selling this horrible idea as: “cheaper time-of-use rates”, but don’t fall for it. The real translation is -“expensive time-of-use rates.” Mainers get higher prices when you actually need to use power the most. “Under those rates, customers can lower their monthly bill if they avoid using lots of electricity between 5 p.m. and 9 p.m., when demand is highest. That could mean putting off running a dishwasher, clothes drier, air conditioner or charging large batteries during other times of the day.” Read more here: mainepublic.org/climate/2026-0…
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Nathaniel Hawthorne's Ghost
Nathaniel Hawthorne's Ghost@Hawthorne_Ghost·
@NYCMayor Will you be taxing this ultra-wealthy global elite? @AlexanderSoros What about your millionaire parents who live in subsidized Columbia University housing? How much more will you tax them?
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Stephen with a PH.
Stephen with a PH.@tibblion2·
@grok @SenWarren @grok, Why would SenWarren ignore all of this? It seems like a really disingenuous way to manipulate voters. Does she assume voters are idiots?
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Democrats
Democrats@TheDemocrats·
TAX THE RICH
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Adam Schiff
Adam Schiff@SenAdamSchiff·
Nothing says “the interests of justice” like the DOJ moving to dismiss cases against white nationalist leaders who led attacks on police officers in an effort to overturn a free and fair election. Such a pitiful chapter in the history of the Department of Justice when there is no justice left.
The Associated Press@AP

The Justice Department asks a federal appeals court to throw out seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders who were involved in Jan. 6 riots. apnews.com/article/proud-…

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Stephen L. Miller
Stephen L. Miller@redsteeze·
What do you think Eric Swalwell is up to right now?
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Chris Snarksen
Chris Snarksen@chrisstets·
Same here. A 2025 IRA contribution might knock that down, if you can. That also hurts, but at least you get to "keep" more of it. Those ACA numbers pile up fast once you go over the threshold.🙏 It's a disincentive to be more productive which Congress should fix. I'm going to raise my premium estimate for 2026 to take away some of the surprise.
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Catherine
Catherine@RagingBull767·
I owe $11,600 in federal taxes. $4,000 was because my side biz did better than expected. Thats great. But $7,600 was because “Obamacare” says I made too much money. I’m currently in a payment plan that will take me a year to pay off so Somalians and black lives matter family members, and “nonprofits” can steal from me. Not to mention the millions of illegals getting FREE healthcare, food and housing. I’m an American who’s worked since 16. I am nearly destroyed because I work! And I am officially pissed the FUCK OFF. @POTUS
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Rep. Dan Goldman
Rep. Dan Goldman@RepDanGoldman·
The President is unwell and he is deteriorating daily. His recent ravings and outrageous social media posts point to a man who is "unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office." We cannot leave that determination under the 25th Amendment to the President's cabinet alone. I joined @RepRaskin to demand that a Commission is formed to investigate his fitness for office.
Andrew Solender@AndrewSolender

NEW: Raskin, w/ 50 House Dem co-sponsors, formally introduces a bill which would create a commission to assess Trump's fitness for office under the 25th Amendment. Bill text here: documentcloud.org/documents/2804… Story TK

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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
There's gonna be another pandemic You heard it here first
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Ghostrider2080
Ghostrider2080@Ghostrider96073·
@HUNTSEY64 @AdamJ73598 @chrisstets @Savsays @AAGDhillon All the left need to be doxed just like they've done to ice agents and a lot of other American citizens for no reason at all I know it's not right to docks them but I believe this is the way to get their attention give them a taste of their own medicine
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Savanah Hernandez
Savanah Hernandez@Savsays·
Paige, DeYanna and Chris Ostroushko. You're not going to get away with this. I am going to do everything in my power to make sure you're charged for the brutal attack you committed against me.
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Kevin Qi
Kevin Qi@thekevinqi·
@In2sportz7 @chrisstets @bryan_johnson agreed. There is a reason why some cultures where people have a glass of wine with dinner have such long life expectancies. Drinking fosters socialization, which is one of the most important health factors
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
Friends, stop drinking alcohol. Not cut back. Eliminate. > alcohol increases cortisol > disrupts REM sleep > accelerates epigenetic aging > shrinks hippocampal volume > elevates resting heart rate > raises inflammatory markers > impairs glucose metabolism for 16 hrs One drink does that.
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Ghostrider2080
Ghostrider2080@Ghostrider96073·
@chrisstets @Savsays @AAGDhillon How can antifa or BLM or any left-wing hate groups have immunity from being charged they proved that they are the violent most dangerous groups in America and the left is protecting them why
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Torgeir Salih Holgersen
Torgeir Salih Holgersen@SalihTorgeir·
@MarioNawfal "Boer" is a term for a racist settler who wants to preserve the land ownership established during colonization, not white afrikaaners in general.
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Chris Snarksen
Chris Snarksen@chrisstets·
@Rightanglenews This is so stupid. That means Trump would have won Virginia in 2024! They wrote this law because of Trump 🤣😂😂. They must have a really good rig planned for '28.
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
BREAKING - Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results.
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Chris Snarksen
Chris Snarksen@chrisstets·
@DrNeilStone It's definitely the Republicans and Amish who are behind this troubling trend.
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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
MAHA going well I see
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Robert Sterling
Robert Sterling@RobertMSterling·
Absolutely begging people to just let kids be kids
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
Amazon's Melania movie deal looks like bribery, and reeks of desperation to please Donald Trump. The American people deserve answers now.
Variety@Variety

EXCLUSIVE: Elizabeth Warren is accusing Amazon MGM Studios of committing “bribery in plain sight” over buying the #Melania documentary for $40 million. “The American people deserve assurance that powerful corporations are not using their financial resources to gain political influence or favorable treatment at public expense — and that these corporations are not violating federal bribery laws.” But Amazon says: "We disagree with any suggestion that Amazon’s decision to license this film and accompanying series was improper. We regularly release documentaries that offer unique perspectives on cultural and historical figures across the political spectrum.” Read more here: variety.com/2026/film/news…

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