Kelly Bateman

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Kelly Bateman

Kelly Bateman

@kelbateman1

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2016
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
@SoberJuncker @GBNEWS @Benleo Yeah, these days I can only take MP in small doses but as a 12 year old boy I couldn't get enough. Give me a couple of names of brit standup comedians you like.
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SoberJuncker
SoberJuncker@SoberJuncker·
@kelbateman1 @GBNEWS @Benleo I’m 29 years old, and I cannot for the life of me watch a single Monty Python sketch. It astounds me the hold it still has over my dad’s generation. Just seems to be so purile and a load of silly voices. Even Jimmy Carr I find awful as a comic 😂😂
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GB News@GBNEWS·
‘You can’t beat the people’s sense of humour.’ @Benleo speaks to England supporters at the Harwood Arms in Dallas ahead of tomorrow’s World Cup game. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
@SoberJuncker @GBNEWS @Benleo British humo(u)r is fantastic! When I was a kid I was obsessed with Monty Python and Benny Hill, and Jimmy Carr is one of the all time greats. I'm just amused by the condescending attitude of some Brits towards their country bumpkin American cousins.
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SoberJuncker@SoberJuncker·
@kelbateman1 @GBNEWS @Benleo I think it’s more that you guys don’t find deadpan delivery that funny so you tend to just think “why aren’t they indicating whether this is funny or not?” It’s actually pretty devastating as it shows that maybe our famous British humour isn’t even that funny lol
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Ryan Glasspiegel
Ryan Glasspiegel@sportsrapport·
My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take: Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
@thevivafrei What I got from this video is that he thinks only men have urethras.
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Viva Frei
Viva Frei@thevivafrei·
If attention is what they want…
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Robert Sepehr
Robert Sepehr@robertsepehr·
@moneillsf An innocent White man was almost beheaded in the middle of the street and instead of sympathizing with the terrified native population that's tired of being raped and murdered by African and Muslim migrants, you come on here babbling about racism?
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Michelle O’Neill
Michelle O’Neill@moneillsf·
Groups of masked men burning families out of their homes is nothing less than disgusting cowardice. This has nothing to do with community. This is outright thuggery. The attack in North Belfast was heinous and wrong. But there are dangerous attempts to exploit that to target and attack innocent people who are simply trying to live, work and raise their families here. Racism, intimidation and violence are wrong wherever they occur. There can be no excuse and no justification for these attacks tonight. No one wants to see this on our streets and I again appeal for calm.
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Sam Tripoli
Sam Tripoli@samtripoli·
Nice!!!!
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Woman explains how she hates men but still dates ocassionally because she can be "evil" to them She calls it backward dating
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
According to Grok: Rand Paul did not abandon Massie. He campaigned with him across the district, held joint town halls, and pledged to back him “every step of the way.” They stayed allies until the end against the Trump-backed challenger. Massie lost on the loyalty test, not abandonment.
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bumbadum
bumbadum@bumbadum14·
You are going insane dude. Dying on the hill of a guy who accomplished nothing in 14 years because he had the "courage" to grift off being antisemitic (Only after it became popular to do so after Oct 7th) gets you nothing. I want Israel out of our politics as much as you do but Massie is a total failure, Rand Paul has completely abandoned him. The dude tanked any ability to be effective so he could be come a podcaster.
Andrew Torba@BasedTorba

@bumbadum14 >I care about reindustrialization, a secure border, mass deportations, reducing crime, cleaning up cities, and American economic independence. You will got none of this and more without solving the core problem. Until they are out of the picture nothing else matters.

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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
@LPVT802 I don't have much to say. I just want to contribute to the ratio.
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
I stumbled on to this paper 15 years ago when a close family member was having a mental health crisis. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC26… I couldn't understand why psych hospitals didn't automatically start patients on a keto diet. Hopefully the medical establishment is more open minded these days.
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Matthew Baszucki
Matthew Baszucki@matthewbaszucki·
I had four psychiatric hospitalizations for bipolar disorder before I was 22. I tried dozens of medications. My psychiatrist declared me treatment-resistant. Then I went on a ketogenic diet. My life changed forever. This treatment is about to change psychiatry. 🧵
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Dirt Cheap Banks
Dirt Cheap Banks@dirtcheapbanks·
I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
@hotahotasa45082 I'm an American living in Thailand. Most Thai people probably don't even think about Japan, but in tourism areas Japanese tourists are highly regarded and valued.
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ちゃんほた🌸
ちゃんほた🌸@hotahotasa45082·
タイ人のリプこわっ! タイ人こんな反日で凶暴だったっけ?
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Tech Bushcraft
Tech Bushcraft@thehiredmind·
@mazemoore Maybe if you set the words and basic melody to a rock beat or something, that might be cool. But a straight cover?
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MAZE@mazemoore·
I know it's almost blasphemous to try to cover Whitney Houston, especially for a guy. That said, give this a listen. You won't be disappointed. David Phelps: I Have Nothing
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Kelly Bateman
Kelly Bateman@kelbateman1·
@ianmSC She's not a boomer. It's time to stop hating boomers and focusing on the real enemy; progressives from whatever generation.
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Ian Miller
Ian Miller@ianmSC·
You cannot even fathom the level of stupidity and historical illiteracy among boomer celebrities. It’s absolutely awe inspiring.
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