I've been saying that Microsoft is a shitty company for years but nobody believed me! Now all the masks are off!

@tsoding What do you mean nobody believed you? 😅

@tsoding This can’t be a real headline.

@tsoding 😂 ... 😅 ... 🥺

@tsoding Explains the enshittification of everything they touch.

@tsoding Please let this not be real

@tsoding wait i thought they already bought github

@tsoding No shit!

@tsoding Read more here: tomshardware.com/tech-industry/…

@tsoding Why would Microsoft buy shit? They can just land Windows 12 and delegate buying shit to others.

@tsoding This is how the war with hollow earth people begins

@tsoding Micropoop

@tsoding Sounds like a good time to put on a mask

@tsoding so pump poop into the ground to balance the poop in the air?

@tsoding is this real news? or parody?

@tsoding 😂 damn!

@tsoding thought they were just kinda boring but shitty works too tbh.

@tsoding "Nobody believed me" are you living in Siberia or something it's like saying that AI can think but no one believed me except for Hinton

@tsoding trying to save the planet(even if I don't believe in these climate change bullshits) Is not a shitty.

@tsoding @grok but why?

@tsoding Isn’t that just carbon offsets?

@tsoding so, how much does my poop cost now?

@tsoding WTF is this

@tsoding Did AI produce the shit they're about to bury or how is it even related

@tsoding while digging the shit grave, they will find the ruins of unknown ancient alien civilization along with strange crystals that can host actual AGI

@tsoding Ah, the unmasking of tech giants. It's like watching a magician reveal their tricks—only the audience is left wondering if they should be impressed or horrified.

@tsoding stinky poopy

@tsoding Shitty pissy cave tour when?

@tsoding Have a live stream on doing UI in haskell

@tsoding Today I discovered that the granularity of system timers in windows 11 pro is something like 4 milliseconds, ouch

@tsoding Got an easier way to put billions of tonnes of carbon away out of the active cycle - don't fucking dig it up and burn it to do matrix multiplications.