Butthurt Chronicles

@RepBaumgartner Just fully fund the rest of the government and you don't have to do this.

I’m fully aware that this job requires tons of travel and crazy hours, but it does indeed bug me that I’m here in DC at 11:30pm voting (for the 4th time!) to fully fund the Homeland budget and missing my kids hoops game tomorrow morning back in Washington because the Senate pulled their BS stunt last night. 🇺🇸

@MatrixMysteries What kind of bozo insurance has a 30k family max out of pocket?

“My family plan costs $1,500 a month — and each of my three KIDS has a $6,000 deductible.” He must pay $30,000 out-of-pocket BEFORE insurance covers a single thing for them — on top of $18,000 a year just to keep the plan alive. Health insurance is a SCAM.

@visualbasic97 Rice is terrible for caloric intake. Potatoes, add cheese, butter. Add in a dinner roll or two.

i could have this meal 3 times a day for breakfast lunch and dinner and i still won’t get 2,000 calories what the fuck are you fat fucks eating

i’ve been trying to go to the gym and gain weight recently after being anorexic basically my entire life and i never realized how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. you genuinely just have to not stop eating all day. this is ridiculous

@George16532838 @Evidentioual @StatisticUrban Seems like you are an angry elf

@Evidentioual @StatisticUrban Nobody cares, I hope your shithole state is gang raped by successive cat 5s this summer.

Florida has extremely low median incomes when you normalize for cost of living. It's not really surprising to me that its growth is tapering off.

@rushicrypto Well new capital investments into new machinery has definitely happened.

My brother’s son is in 9th grade learning about the Great Depression. He showed me a paragraph from his textbook today… and for a second, I genuinely thought it was about today’s economy. Strange how 100 years pass, yet some things barely change.

@AlliAlliG Baseball turns boring when your team has no shot at the playoffs after a single game is played.

Hot take: baseball is only boring to people who don’t understand the game and refuse to take the time to. Baseball is a sport for people who like thinking about sports.

@LindenG @fvckerysprinkle @SAAS1972N A crystal ball?

@fvckerysprinkle @SAAS1972N If only there was some way you could research things when public libraries are closed. Hm...like some kind of device you could ask questions... 🤔

So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday. Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.” Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework. They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.

@fvckerysprinkle @SAAS1972N Sounds more like you don't know what to do.

@SAAS1972N Kids bring homework home they don’t even know what to do… Spare me.

@jakemontgomery5 @HustleBitch_ Hell he just rolled his vehicle. Maybe he bumped his head?

Well Mr. Hustle Bitch, let me inform you in the slowest possible way so your pea brain can understand. Alcohol is one of idk 100-200 diff things that can IMPAIR YOU. Ever heard of pain pills or meth? Maybe cokes more your speed? Weed? No. OxyContin, Xanax bars Percocets, & Lortab, Valiums, Morphine, patches, Ecstacy and it's all up for grab?

🚨 BREAKING: TIGER WOODS ARRESTED FOR DUI — BLOWS 0.00 AFTER HIGH-SPEED SUV FLIP… SOMETHING DOESN’T ADD UP Tiger Woods was just arrested after the crash, but here’s what’s raising questions: • Officers say he showed signs of impairment • Breathalyzer result: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Then refused urinalysis test No alcohol. No clear explanation. Still charged with DUI + refusal. That’s where it gets strange. So what shows “impairment” with a 0.00… and why refuse the one test that could explain it?

@repdeliaramirez So did you.

Let the record show: Trump could've signed the executive order to pay TSA day 1.   TSA and federal workers did not have to miss a single paycheck.

@LisaBritton Nothing. It's fine right now.

There are more women employed in the US than men. What's happening in part is that traditional male-dominated occupations are shrinking, while female-led jobs are growing. What do you think we should do about this?

@MatrixMysteries You people are all idiots.

An American buys a $138,000 home. She sends the bank $9,286. After interest, taxes, and insurance take their cut, ONLY $952 actually touches the loan. $8,300 is PURE interest. This isn’t paying down a mortgage — it’s usury, and it should be ILLEGAL nationwide.

@Evidentioual @JedKolko Entire sunbelt? Huh?

@JedKolko Well they have done nothing to solve the housing problem... like the rest of the ENTIRE SUNBELT so, not sure what they're expecting when Tampa and Jacksonville are right there.

Miami is the new San Francisco, with the highest out-migration rate of all large metros.

@HfcmoreiraHugo Yeah I see the UK rejoining you retards again and Poland and Hungary staying in

My friends it is clear the future of Europe is only one to become a Federation! A European Federation I defend this with all the countries on this map! This should be our future together, strong a superpower!

@MidwayAgent @greendragonhq I live in the defense/aerospace area itself north of Huntsville.

@BH_Chronicles @greendragonhq Right? I'm a Texan. If *I* can respect Alabama, anybody can. ;)

How can Republicans with a straight face say that Gavin Newsom destroyed California, then look at states like: Alabama Arkansas Kentucky Oklahoma Missouri Mississippi Louisiana Indiana And say these states are doing better ?

@VladTheInflator You're literally stupid

Just a reminder, your house that was worth $462,107.54 at 2.70% mortgage rates Is worth $295,760.60 at 6.5% mortgage rates

@Asmith961524 @greendragonhq And it's Mississippi not Missouri

@Asmith961524 @greendragonhq That would be 3 states.

@MidwayAgent @greendragonhq Hell even I know this and these California nutters act snooty about their shit not stinking

@greendragonhq Someday one of you guys is going to find out that Alabama is the aerospace engineering and manufacturing center of the world, and God do I wish I could see your face when that happens.

@greendragonhq Because they are?