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"Don't just agree with me I want you to have an opinion about [houseware item]"
Me: ok I like option 3
"No that one isn't cute"
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Adam Trosko
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Adam Trosko
@ATrosko
Old Gil really needs this sale
Philadelphia, PA Katılım Mart 2009
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@I_Sold_You @SpachusAus To kick the tires on a piece of property obviously
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New Property Scheme just dropped.
-Have a small acreage with a house.
-Subdivide the house off it to live in.
-Sell the houseless part for enough to retire.
-No view, not near a city, no commercial appeal.
Price 2.4 millions.
@SpachusAus
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@PunishedAltus @JoshRainerGold not true, gator was just arranging dates for his friends and making sure things went smoothly for a small fee
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@JoshRainerGold “Matchmaking” exclusively a female job btw if a nigga was lining up hoes for money they would call him a pimp
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Men lying: that’s yucky and bad
Women lying: yayyy love wins
Blaine Anderson@datingbyblaine
~ Day in my life as a matchmaker ~ Potential client: why can’t you tell women I’m 39? Me: because you’re 46. Potential client: my age on Hinge is 39, and when I meet a woman for a date, I just reveal my true age upfront and say, “That's only time I’ll ever lie to you.” Me: uhh... Potential client: it’s quite effective. Only one woman ever has walked out on me after I say my real age. Me: well you're on the phone with me, so it can’t be that effective 🤨
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JUST IN: China changes Marco Rubio's Chinese name to allow him to bypass sanctions & enter the country, as he was banned under his previous name.
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@senortalone What’s the fraud angle - wouldn’t registering the car in an address outside the city be cheaper?
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I live in this zone. I hope it clears out all the illegal insurance-fraud cars from the streets.
CBS Philadelphia@CBSPhiladelphia
Starting next month, if you live in this area near the 2026 FIFA Fan Festival, you'll need a special permit to park. The PPA is trying to keep street parking spots available for residents only. Here's what to know and how to apply for a permit. cbsnews.com/philadelphia/n…
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@mhp_guy Lmao I took a spring break trip to the Outer Banks and we left at like 4am I woke up halfway over the bridge hungover and confused with no land in sight
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This guy makes six figures driving people across a bridge they're too scared to drive over themselves.
He charges $40 cash. 10 to 30 clients a day. Some have been paying him daily for years.
He meets them at a truck weigh station, hops in their car, drives them across in four minutes, and gets driven back by his assistant to do it again.
The alternative route takes four hours through Baltimore.
Here's what's wild... and possibly a little concerning:
He said Airline pilots have used his service.
His wife even makes custom eye masks that say "I hate this bridge."
Steven Eskew has been running this business for years and has made tens of thousands of trips. I'll let you do that math.
There's a business for everything. I promise you.
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@SamQuinnCBS @DevonBirdsong Yeah but that cake stands out whenever he stands up
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@DevonBirdsong Too tall. I want the benefits of fame without standing out.
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Ok this is a hill I will die on: the perfect career is Kyle Lowry.
You get the experience of being a superstar, but you aren't so iconic that you can't exist in public. Beloved in a single city. Unknown in most of the world. Won a title. Won a gold medal. Made money. Did it all.
Barry@BarryOnHere
Tobias Harris has made $277 million dollars while getting to fly under the radar. Never good enough to have any expectations as a franchise player, but never bad enough to be out of a rotation. Literally the perfect career.
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@fleemlin @bestofstarwar I am a construction manager and quite frankly I feel the same way
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@ATrosko @bestofstarwar In a few novels yes very much he hates it he’d rather be out hunting down his son and more rebels
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His face when he realises the Emperor is on his way truly conveys how terrifying Palpatine is. A great way to start the film.
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
RIP to Michael Pennington, who played Moff Jerjerrod in Return of the Jedi. Michael was 82. His acting at the start of the movie when he hears the Emperor will be arriving is legendary.
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I can’t even remember how old I was when I found @JohnLeFevre ‘Rules To Live By’
But I wasn’t old enough to relate
And for some reason, that list has been so sticky over these years
One rule was:
Buy expensive sunglasses
I do think this holds
I always find it suspicious when guys say things like “oh I just buy $15 pairs — I always lose them, ha”
Are you not a grownup?
The problem with that is cheap sunglasses rarely pass, and it’s a focal point on your face
Not that anyone needs Jacques Marie Mage for $1,000
I still think Moscot nailed the Lemtosh, which retail for like $350
Have to find what works for your head but to me, they are what people who bought Wayfarers should have bought instead
Iconic, sophisticated, democratic
They come in every shade
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We need to get Chuck with magic johnson on their own show
Chuck Grassley@ChuckGrassley
I’m taking a break from farming 2watch Indiana fever professional women’s basketball. I’m watching bc I am a follower of Caitlin Clark If u haven’t followed Caitlin Clark u should she is an all American sports hero from right here in Iowa Caitlin was a star at the Univ of Iowa
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i did this with a girl last year and then she drunkenly got taco bell all over my wool peacoat
Miaw@Miaw
Us.
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@number_pizza111 After a decade or so in the working world I sort of view this scene as Vader really liking the one software platform that nobody else can figure out, but he’s a super high performer with a temper so they just let him do his thing
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If you only watch A New Hope, Vader is presented as a sort of Space Rasputin only tolerated because the Emperor likes him. Very different from the Sith Lord we know today.
Luke Zweiwalker🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢@zweiwalker89607
One of the most misunderstood lines in the movies imo
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@redrummarts My go to improv is a story where a hippo asks a boy to get him a pizza and then they discuss the nuances of different styles of pizza
“Detroit pizza? Is that like deep dish?”
“No, that’s Chicago pizza. This is square with a crunchy crust”
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When I was a little kid and asked my dad for a bed time story be basically just told me the plot of whatever was the last movie he saw and I didn't realize it till I saw those movies in high school over 10 years later
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Hank is sipping champagne before game seven. Cant believe he fell for it
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@TerryFranconia Strategic PED pops are going to be the new early season load management
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